Should I kill myself on christmas ?

should I kill myself on christmas ?

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No

nah

Nay

Nope. Hold on man, things will get better.

Don't kill yourself. Just fap.

no

watch its a wonderful life. That will cheer you up. If you haven't heard of it it is about a guy who is about to kill himself on christmas. It is a great movie.

it'll send more of a message than other days of the year but i'd recommend doing it on the birthday of the person you're most upset with, or if you're just emo then sure christmas works

You should not. You will get through this.

No. Just see how many times you can masturbate before your dick gets raw.

Sauce?

naaaah, do it on new years eve. just as we dip into the new year.

with fireworks, go out with a bang you know.

Yes

I need sauce, already tried reverse search and got nothing

>Don't, instead take a risk and plunge into a direction in life. Let the work it takes to get there distract you from existential dread. More than likely, you'll end up in a better place than you are now if you apply a little elbow grease.

The greentext was an accident.

Why not user? I will

The holidays are a very popular choice for suicide.

SUACE?

don't kill yourself dude I've died twice and it's not worth it

Mal Malloy

r/malmalloy on reddit

Yes.

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nice trips.
google the file name.

why wait

Sauce!

I did, all that came up is a barchive link that doesn’t say shit

try duck duck go.
or ask jeeves.

Fuck you, I hope you have a shitty christmas. Faggot

you tried bing ?

How about killing yourself faggot? Did you try that yet?

>reddit detected

One of the most selfish ideas ever. You need therapy...

i've been wondering the same thing

Yeah but livestream it,

you need the rapy

Probably

When I get older I want to kill myself by sky diving and blowing myself up midair with a shit ton of explosives.

Nah, it ain’t. A few others pain that will be forgotten doesn’t justify living.

why wait? not like it's going to make any difference, now or then.

Yes faggot nobody cares about you

it's up to you, no one can force you to live.

Do it you fucking pussy

not this christmas

Doesn’t really feel like a good time to kill yourself

Oh how Sup Forums has grown soft

Oh my seeet summer child, how would you know that? You’ve only been here for a few months, you do not know what Sup Forums was like years ago

livestream it

you aint lived till you've tried cummeronies and cheese m8.

Poor advice. This makes life worse.

Straighten yourself out, user. Stop looking at porn, eat better, go to the gym or at least get outside. Life gets better when you put a bit of effort into it. All you fucking millennial autists think life should be perfect and for free. As if you're entitled to it. I hate you all. On second thought, yeah, kill yourself OP.

Depends, did you already get your parents a gift?

You are clearly not a significant contribution to society, please kys. That is the dumbest fucking comment I have seen in a while

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>millennial calling OP a dumb fucking millennial
Maybe you should KYS too user

no

>assuming I'm a millennial and not a Gen X'er

I can smell your sense of entitlement through the screen, user. Neck yourself.

It appears Sup Forums has spoken. An overwhelming "no" to suicide.

no u

I assure you that I’m older than you. As far as I’m concerned everyone from pretty much 85’ on is a goddamn millennial. Of course they have gotten much worse in recent years, all of you are lazy fucking wastes of space...you included. I don’t have to assume anything

yea ruin the pagan holiday for your whole family
bogus day anyway

Nope

Older, not wiser. That much is apparent.

If only

This ain’t the Sup Forums I know.

Kill yourself OP.

Born in 71, you retard. Gen X. 46 years old. And you?

This guy gets it

>46 yo browsing Sup Forums telling other people to kill themselves
The irony of this is just fucking sad

I'd say no.
But then again.. Why not?
Life doesn't get better, it gets worse.
Maybe you'll find the love of your life, but maybe she'll turn out to be an asshole.

Life is worth living, but not worth waiting for.

What's ironic about it? It doesn't seem you understand the meaning of the word.

No, absolutely not. You should instead aspire to become the next high score hero!

Look to our forefathers and heroes like Charles Manson, Charles Whitman and many others. Their glorious footsteps will show you the way.

Why do high school kids think they grasp philosophy?

No dude, shit could always be worse, trust me. Take it one day at a time bro!

You might actually have legitimate mental issues

Don’t listen to these assholes

Seriously? What the fuck are you even doing here? You are fucking 46 years old and youre browsing Sup Forums, you should really evaluate your life before trying to “help” other people

Life doesn't always get worse. It Goes up and down sometimes it gets better sometimes it gets worse. Stay on the ride it always gets better

It's tradition to at least try.

Just drink a bunch first so it gets halfassed.

No. Strong possibility life could get better, then you wasted your only shot at existence.

Why do people assume they're talking to twelve-year-olds?

Fact of the matter is that not everybody enjoys life as much as the next one.
Leaving family and close ones out of it, I think some people should be able to make up their own minds. Even though I hope they'll choose no to, for their families sake.

>self proclaimed gen x’er
>46 years old
>browsing Sup Forums telling people that they are worthless and they should kill themself
>trying to portray him/herself as “the responsible, hardworking individual”
Do you not see how the position you are taking, then telling another human being to kill them self makes you look like a fucking idiot. Clearly no smarter or more useful than all those lazy “millennial” types

>actually believing Sup Forums has an age limit other than being a minor
>not realizing how old Sup Forums actually is

spotted the newfag

You can kill yourself to surprize Santa, be sure you die under the three.

>12 year old
>high schooler

pick one, user.

Well shoot me for not being American.
What age do children go to high school?

Here, this video really helped me when I was feeling like you do right now. youtu.be/NaGPCoxopHg

Now that’s rich
Somebody calling me a newfag, that’s never happened before!
BTW, only newfags call people newfags, you should at least know that by now

Not OP, but what is this strawman you just built? You make our generation look bad when you try to argue with logic that is fraught with fallacy.

I would. I really would. JK, user. Some Leafs are alright.

Freshman year is usually age 15. 9th grade is considered high school and freshman year.

if you're thinking you should then you're a bottom feeder. If you dont an hero at lease dont procreate.

Go home, Nigel. You're drunk.

Ohhh, nice buzzwords there Miriam-Webster! I bow down before thee, My linguistic master!

BTW, noting from my previous post is “fraught with fallacy”.

I want to. But people keep finding me every time I try.

Cut off your head and send it to your parents, wrapped in nice paper and a bow. That will give them christmas cheer.

Thanks. I really didn't know that.
Here in The Netherlands ''high school'' starts at age 11.

No! FLCL season 2 airs next year!

No one ever really wants to kill themselves that's why they wait and ponder so long and go and ask people on Sup Forums if they should. If you really wanted to do you would have already. So don't do it fagoot. Cheer the fuck up, pussy, and have a great Christmas.

No dude. Try not to kill yourself. Best of Luck mate. XOXO

Y wait?

The fuck is wrong with this place? How are ya'all not edgy anymore?

Go make some cute crystals with household chems or whatnot OP.

No dont do it dont take a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

i dont care