Guyz im in a holiday pickle, will this work?

Guyz im in a holiday pickle, will this work?

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just use a can of soda or a apple. it is not that hard. Cram the pot into the bottom of the fucking can. put lighter below it. light up and inhale. no need for that fuck rube goldberg machine

It might. Have you got a Gideon bible lying around? Those note pages make great joints.

I can smoke with 2 butter knives, you are retarded.

Why go to all that trouble when you can find literally a million different and much easier ways to smoke pot online? Fuck, if nothing else, just empty out a cigarette and stuff it with weed.

No.

Just use a Karcher, in the utility room, like everybody else does.

Pics or didn't happen

just make sure you down or with some Drano first

just make sure you clean it out with some Drano first

This guy doesn't know how to use 2 butter knives.

Addiction is real

Please, get some help. :(

my sides are on fire

i can honestly say i dont know how to use two butter knives

You can also make a one hitter out of a bit of copper or brass pipe.

But can he use the three seashells?

Or you could make a waterfall bong out of a water bottle like every other human being.

just googled about it, turns out smoking out of butter knives is a thing

Ok has croches

Jam a bud in your nose light it up

Op

What?
It's the go to we used in highschool, called hotknifing.
Heat up the blades of the knives super hot, then squisha bud between em. We used to cut a 2L pop bottle in half, and cath the smoke in it then inhale it through the top.
Basic shit.

Stoners are the most ingenious motherfuckers

if you can suck a golf ball thru a garden hose this shouldn't be a problem op

Best way to smoke it! That way I get a dose of nicotine and get high.

Well.....op is a faggot......

10/10 for aesthetic
thank fuck you included the lions feet for the bathtub.

Wrap about three inches of foil around a pen, pull out about two inches, take the ink tube from the pen, crush the two inches off foil around the ink. Remove the foil from pen pieces, rejoice in your MacGyver one hitter.

what are you? some broke ass 15 yr old? just go to a hemp shop or an adult store and buy a pipe for 5$ you twat.

this, so much this

and i'd expand this to drug users in general.
>Meth isn't good enough
>let's mix it with bug spray too
who fucking thinks of shit like that

Don't use a soda can. Shit ain't healthy

Fuck that.... too much work. Just dig in the trash

>implying smoking weed is healthy

I'll do you one better...

it's as unhealthy as smoking anything is

ontopic: just use an apple

i don't know where this retarded joke started, but i would never smoke something with printed ink on it

I second this. You should never smoke out of anything made of aluminum.
Stainless or glass is the way to go.

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It's not the aluminum, it's the coating on the inside of the can(same goes for any canned goods), unless there are actual aluminum shavings you're inhaling, in which case you should have just rinsed them out or something.

dam i used a pen cap and a pencil metal part of the eraser as a filter bend the ends smash it in the pen cap fill cap with weed its a mini pipe that put some hair on your chest haha

I'd still rather not take my chances.
Shit, I don't even use papers anymore, it's either bong or vaporizer. Every once in a while, I'll use a pipe.

Any methane in the pipe may make you a hero...

u want cancer frrom the plastic ?

Represent

holy shit this is fucking stupid. yea, lets filter that hit with anyone who ever took a shower there's pubes.

how many people will do this without gloves?

THE PLASTIC DOESNT BURN OF YOU USE THE PENCIL PART CORRECTLY

What do you need gloves for you soft cunts

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This
>I do have at least one minor scar from doing spots

Yeah

Of course man that's a classic