Negro drives into flood waters

>negro drives into flood waters
>gets out of truck
>gets back in
>takes picture and posts on facebook
>truck flips and he drowns

cant even make this up

cbsnews.com/news/body-flood-victim-darren-mitchell-haunting-facebook-post-found/

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RULES OF NATURE
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LEONARD

the only unfortunate thing is that this idiot reproduced

DO IT FOR DA VINE xdddd

Thanks based Posiedon.

>And he got out of his truck, he got in the bed of his truck, he got back out, on top of his truck, and then all of the sudden he got back in his truck. And like maybe 10, 15 minutes after he was in his truck, it just flipped and he topsided into the water," Smith said as she choked back tears. "It just disappeared. Once it flipped, you didn't see tires, his truck, nothing. It just tumbled over.

>nig nogs in charge of choosing good fonts

outlaw social media when?

HE SWIMDU NUFFIN

>drive into floodwaters

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Reminds me of the woman who drove into a flooded underpass and spent 12 minutes playing with her phone while her car sank.
I laughed then and I'm laughing now.

Good read

>he was just getting his life right

Sup Forums is social media, you faggot

>all i wanted to do was go home
>so im just going to drive into flood waters because i deserve to go home

that line of thinking pisses me off, people act like the universe owes them shit because they "just want to x"

more like anti-social media desu

At least he died doing what he loved

Flood vs the common negro

Flood wins every time, major success in Jew Orleans.

Why haven't you flooded Chicago and Detroit yet?

Fuck the TI-89. Couldn't get any games for it in high school. The only games were for the TI-83+.

I'm going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt and guess that the reason he got back in the truck was because he felt safer inside it rather being trapped outside exposed to the flood so he took his chances that the truck would stay stable.

Poor devil chose poorly unfortunately.

>Lashandoe Smith

How do they come up with those names?

>Anonymous
>Sup Forums is social media, you faggot

Poor guy, damn facebook.

you guys are ridiculous

>And all I wanted to do was go home

This nigger tried to drive to Africa

>La Shan Do

The Shawn though... I ran it through Niggozle translate*

*not a real thing

>all I wanted to do was go home
lmfao

>Hey New Orleans you really need to fix your levies, they're shit and you're below sea level
>FUCK OFF BIG GOVERNMENT REEEEEEE
>Ok, well a big ass hurricane is going to hit you so you should probably evacuate because your levies are shit
>FUCK OFF BIG GOVERNMENT REEEEEEE
>HELP WE'RE DROWNING! EVERYTHING IS FLOODED!
>White people did this...

>gIBdYCEh

>gIB_dYC_Eh?

no

WHY IS WATER SO RAYCIS

SHIET NIGGA WES GON RIOT FOR DIS SHIT

HE DINDU NUFFIN AND DAT WATER DROWNDED HIM IN COL BLOOD

SHIET YO THEYZ CROSSD THE LINE YO

ooga booga

Don't worry bro, Sup Forums is satire.

This should be added to Gettoppoly

At least he has a picture with what I'm assuming is his daughter, meaning he still sees her.

>mfw BLM will protest THIS

KEK

Swimdu Truckin

Guys. Holy shit.

> All I wanted to do was go home

"I wasn't doing anything wrong! Because this is unfair, I'm just going to drive through this flooded street anyway. I don't understand that you sometimes have to alter your behavior even when you feel you didn't do anything to deserve it."

This is basically the attitude of blacks when dealing with police, too.

kill yourself jew

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>niggers
>intelligent

>WHAT THE FUCK, I'M DRIVING THROUGH THE WATER AND MY CAR DOESN'T MOVE
>OH WOOOOW, NOW I'M DEAD AHAHAHAHA

What exactly are you extrapolating from that?

Globe dick eh?

This is what happen in relativistic societies.

i assumed he was trying to drive to africa

>Everyone in class had TI-83s
>had TI-84

I could hack my PS3 with it, shit was boss.

gib me dats

BLM starts protesting floods.

Nigs can't swim so one wrong move and an entire crowd is washed away by Kek's nephew Poseidon

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Maybe he was drowning in solidarity with migrants.

He was killed by river water, so Achelous takes credit for this.

image for ants?

Flood lives matter. Let them kill people too!

This is typical black arrogance. They are constantly inserting themselves into situations where they don't belong - academia, politics, water.

Just how new are you exactly? A day? A week? Two? Can't be much longer than that.

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top kek

K E K

KEK

>Lashandoe Smith, said she watched in horror when Mitchell's truck was swept into the water.
>"He dindu nuffins. I seen it!"

Goddamn, I get more excited for rockfish season as an adult than I ever got for Christmas as a kid.

>Thought you were bullshitting
>Google it
>It's real

Wow, no wonder niggers like white women, these niggresses literally look like trannys with their wide shoulders and height

>sparked a campaign
to do what?

Btfo! How will he recover?

Damn racist water.

he couldn't swim. probably he hoped to survive in the car.

Looks like Affirmative Action won't get you out of this situation!

How the fuck can't they swim? You just have to move your body a little and you stay on the surface. It doesn't require any skill or practice. Isn't it fucking instinct. I think the nature itself wants to get rid of niggers.

>he didn't have a ti inspire cas that his bro tier teacher gave him
I feel sorry for people who didn't have amazing teachers like I did.

>I think the nature itself wants to get rid of niggers.

kek

Fucking racist car makers need to make cars water proof.

This is another way for whiteman to keep a brother drown.

source?

I mean what are you supposed to do though? If you get out you get swept away

He's woke now.

According to the original image, he should be holding something cheaper and less reliable than a TI-89

That water depth is like waist level for typical blacks. Couldn't he just like wade through water after leaving truck?

It actually does require a bit of practice.

If he was in flood waters couldn't he just break the windows after it was submerged and swim out?

10 to 1 odd that dindu couldnt swim, damn whities keeping dem swimming secrets from us. they just dont want us escaping them ships

Think of it as a metaphor for the failings of blacks when interacting with police.

When the negro encounters law enforcement, he thinks "I dindu nuffin he cant tell me nuffin"

He resists despite the fact that simply relaxing and accepting this situation will alleviate the threat he is courting.

Similarly, when encountered with a body of water, Tyrone elucidates "Imma thrash hard n den harder an make dis water go away OH NO OH NO OH NO"

The black man cannot calm himself to logically diffuse a dangerous situation. He becomes more and more panicked, and more and more dead.

I can't even.

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-falls-river-drowns-after-7119829

pastebin.com/Bk8DigHS

Fuck the flood.

youtube.com/watch?v=e0IMngEE1K4

>what are you supposed to do though?

I dunno, maybe put the fucking phone down so you don't drive into a flooded underpass in the first place?

Q.U.A.D.S

>Lashandoe

That's not a car, or an underpass, or 12 minutes texting while sinking

all he wanted to do was go home

Did you read you dumb nigger? That's not what ahppened.

We need a massive natural disaster worldwide to weed them out.

I fucking hate this shit. Some dunce drowned after being told he couldn't swim home in the Milwaukee river when he was drunk a few years ago. People put up signs and shit like this 30 year old man was kidnapped or got lost. Months later it came out that his friends dared him, and didn't tell anybody when he never was seen again.

The whole time people cried and acted like it was some terrible tragedy. That guy earned his Darwin award, just as this stupid cunt earned hers. Learn to function properly in a threatening world full of dangers, or die.

Not complicated. Stop worshipping idiots. They died for a reason. To teach us.

How do you get out when your electric windows no longer work?
Still this looks pretty dumb.

The vast majority of primates can't swim. It's actually unusual that modern humans (Caucasians, Orientals and Native Americans) can.

It is mind boggling how someone can be too poor to learn how to swim.

When I was a child, all the kids in my neighborhood literally swam in a small lake we called the "mudhole."

It was just a tiny little lake.

Who is so poor they don't have a tiny little lake?

Inner cities even have fucking public pools

Wait for the car to fill so the pressure equalizes then open the damn door?

What did happen, then? She was paying attention and still drove into a flooded underpass?

That's even dumber of her.

You must be a chick.

It took so long to sink that she could have simply opened the door. Look at the time on the bottom left.

>dying so you can get likes on Facebook

Morons.

>tfw obese
>can literally just lay back and float without any effort at all