Explain a movie badly

Explain a movie badly
>a god and a rich guy fight.
>rich guy throes rocks at the god
>god loses
>then they fight some reanimated dead guy from a previous movie

Sounds like The Avengers.

>Scoutmaster attends senate hearing to protect his camp
>Jaded lawyer/senator wants to break him
>Lawyer fails and tries to kill himself in the end

Batman vs superman

>loser virgin finds girl and kills exes until she's with him

>luke dies

forgot the name but it had michael cera and aubrey plaza in it
>tfw no aubrey gf

>guy likes girl
>she like him
>she fuck later him
>she dies of aids

Shrek i guess

Forrest Gump

A man's love for jelly donuts leads him down the dark path to suicide.

good
now another one
>guy wants to be a menager
>shit happens
>now he is

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

>black people harass some guy who befriended a volleyball in the year 2000

got it

Cpt phillips

>pilot gets a shit load of people killed and everyone's okay with it
>grandma ignores vacuum of space
>nigger helps fat girl go to a casino to steal a flock of alien racing shits from the last guardian
>old man bamboozles everyone and dies anyway

Top Kek

>Fag and nigger friend at mardi gras
>Fag is sad cuz no social skills and can't get the grills
>Leaves and finds random sketchy ass swamp tour thing
>Wants to go
>Nigger friend thinks he's retarded but goes with him anyway cuz friendship
>Fag buys for him and his nigger friend
>Go on swamp tour
>Die

Here are five different movies:
>man wants a new job so he films bad things
>movie takes place 4 weeks after a disease breakout
>kid grows up in a shed
>"let's turn a hallway into a jail!"
>just outside of Rio everything is shit

two guys climb a mountain and destroy a ring.

>nightcrawler

brokeback mountain

spongebob movie?

Pretty sure that's lord of the rings

>Batman v. Superman

>Batman is rich guy,
>SM is a god
>Batman throws the Kryptonite at Superman
>Plot

yeah that's the top one

Second is 28 days later

yep

Hatchet or something like that

28 days later
Room

>old guy wants cake
>bearded guy takes a bath
>Sammy goes for a swim at high tide
>Professor opens a box
>Bugs... bugs everywhere

City of god ?

Doctor befriends a boy family gets sick.he kills his son.family is happy?

>a nerd is held in a sand nigger dungeon and consequently becomes a super hero and blows up all their guns

Iron Man

you are both equally right.

>Guy takes a lot of psychedelics
>Floats around
>Turns into caveman
>Hits the walls

>a dead hoarder falls in love and saves the world

FMJ Private Pile

Two fuckers in a room
They leave the room
The end

>Girl masturbates and has her mom lick her pussy.
>They call a priest when it gets to crazy
>head spinning action

worst SW movie since phantom menace

The Exorcist

yeah good job guys

oh wait no one guessed the second to last one

Rent?

>A guy about to get married has an adopted son and throws a football arround
>gets cucked by his best friend
>kills himself

A man's wife and children are murdered. His only surviving son has been kidnapped and he must find him with the help of a mentally disabled woman

>Guy can't get a job
>Goes out at night and shoots a bunch of people
>Makes money
>Shoots his employee who was shot
>The end

Clerks?

finding nemo

>celebrities
>the apocalypse
>demons
>drugs

>a bunch of germans outside
>a boy gets hanged
>kill them all

...

dick with hot gf steals $1m from bad dudes
local psycho tracks him down
psycho likes flipping coins and kills him
then kills hot gf without even fucking her first

The producers

No Country For Old Men
Nope

Was about to say 'The Room' but saw the adopted son part...

>Three brothers leave their family in order to find jobs as slaves

A guy murders his brother and convinces his nephew to run away, only to be killed by him later.

Check em faggot

>astronauts have glow stick fights

Star Wars

>Two boys play the blues

Lion King

>guy and his friends go out at night dressed as faggots to rape/murder
>friend tries to become leader of group
>nutshot.jpg
>friends betray him and hes sent to jail
>everything works out well for him in the end

>gay cowboys fuck

>americans misunderstand dying man cuz of nip accent
>ferris bueller in a taxi
>rawr
>is dis jurassic park
>more eggs

>main character gets into trouble
>has to overcome struggles in order to get out

>alien FBI

blues brothers

four idiots and a dog in a van fight ghosts that are not really ghosts

Gojira

two yellow circles and a hand travel through a cell phone

>they stole his car
>they killed his doggo
>he kills all
>he kills all
>he kills all

>rich cats
>plot to steal inheritance
>poor cat
>geese
>jazz cats
>scene that looks like a acid trip
>shenanigans
>all cats are rich cats

Stoner eats dog food while friends fuck each other

yessir

John Wick

>marty mcfly the concierge

John Wick

Stanford experiment or something

johnathan wick

>sensitive divorced guy does a job someone else is suposed to do
>gets an assistant
>"fucks" the assistant
>they live happy for a little bit
>she leaves outta no were
>guy makes a book

"This is the End" Or something like that

Altered States?

kid goes to New York instead of Florida to do the exact same thing he did last year

nice

space wizards who fly around in the stars have wars

>naps on naps on naps

That shitty ripd?

this is the end

>scandinavian film students
>bear poachers
>dat aint no bear poacher
>wtf is dat
>film student dies its no big deal
>replace dead guy
>see more crazy shit
>not bear poacher disappears

Saw?

x files

close

>Bitter old man hates everybody
>Edgy goth teenager bullied at school
>They team up and find the secret to the perfect murder
>They murder people they don't like at will and get away with it

last 3 threads nobody could guess it.

a bunch of stupid kids who play baseball fight a dog for a baseball

>some boy humiliates an undercover cop, then gets him arrested with the help of a man

Home alone 2