Hi there, just show me your singles and you're free to go

Hi there, just show me your singles and you're free to go

h-hello sir, here they are

Here you go officer.

here faggot

d-do no harm

What singles? You mean this?

Fegit

Am free now?

I never fucking get dubs, I'm not afraid of you

I assure you my crossing is completely legal.

i won't resist

there you go officer

Nothing to see here.

OH SHIIIIIIII

No dubs here, Officer.

You'll never catch me alive, Copper

h-here officer. i can show you something else if you want…

AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER???

O-o-o-ffficeehr....i got nuffin. iiii dindu nuffin

lies! What about in the back?

no s-s-s-sir

Fuck you officer

I swear these dubs were not intentional. Please let me go.

I try to make an escape check. Trips and I'm home free.

i havent dubs, but i have many drugs, a dead body of a hooker, and alcohol in the back

Thank God because I'm a nigger

Let me go honkey

whew that was close

STOP RESISTING

G-good day officer.

You want my papers? o-of course

Dubs? No dubs here officer

no, youre under arrest
LIESS

Kek

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

Come back with a fucking search warrant.

Really, these aren't mine. No idea how they got here

alright officer no worries

STOP RESISTING

What dubs?

Did somebody say singles?

PUT YOUR HANDS WERE I CAN SEE THEM!

Fuck off

i dont know what is a dubs?

No harm here officer

Plz don't make me play Simon says

yes

Newfag

Just minding my own business officer.

Fagggottt

what is this newfag thing i keep getting comments about? is that what my username pops up as? how do i see everyone elses? thanks

...

Aint got dubs, but i got some slick 35's

Nothing to see here, officer.

pretty much

no dubs, here, hope you get your guy

Dubs? i got trips

Im clean

Fuck you think I have dubs for you pig?

Nice bait faggot

GET ON THE GROUND NIGGER!

Hello

Here you go officer

Bye then I guess

Freeze motherfucker!

n...no officier why whould i carry dubs around ... haha thats just stupid

I live in the Taiga ofcourse I'm freezing

Oh thank god i thought you knew about the body in the back

Here officer, have a good day.

DO IT

if i get dubs, i'm going to rape you

PUT THE WEAPON DOWN, SIR!!
PUT IT DOWN OR WE WILL SHOOT!

Here you go sir.

Ya here ya go sir

Holy fuck. He has a gun! OFFICER DOWN

We've got dubs! Arrest this glorious pec'd immigrant!

no problem officer they're just over here in the glove compartment

ive only got meth officer, no dubs here!

OFFICER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING PUT THAT WEAPON DOWN!

come at me bro

AM I BEING DETAINED?

sure thing officer here they are

Dubs beats the pig down and takes his gear.

Trips does the above and you buttsecks the pic while strangling it with its own handcuffs.

Trips does the above and he licks you clean, hands you his wallet and knee-walks to your dungeon for permanent slavery.

Quads turns him and his department flagrantly gay, unless it is already in which case quads turn it into Dragnet.

Thank you citizens you're free to go

How's the wife and piglets?

Hi officer I’m a legal immigrant from Venezuela who live in Miami Florida

there are no dubs here... carry on...

AM I BEING DETAINED ?

Sure lemmie get the singles for you officer

i own everything

Ok officer

fuck off coon

no problem, i don't even like dubs

im white mr officer

Boof all that shit bro I'm not going to jail with you for this

What officer you don't smell any drugs. You are alright to move along

Here they are, sir.

>my face
>mfw my soul

Merry Christmas you filthy pig

is there an officer problem