Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league through peaceful means. We explained you the good points of watching it, how the league works, which are the teams... And what did you do? You cleaned your butts with our suggestions. You are shitting to our pleas for you to experience the majestic thing Liga NOS is. We tried to be reasonable. We even tried to meme you into watching it! But it was of no avail...
So now we must take drastic measures. We must use all the meme magic and meme power we can to make you watch our league. Most of you will fail in this task, and sacrifices shall be made. But it is all done for the greater done.
>if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games. A drought of victories shall occur upon you until you start watching our league, and supporting one team with all your heart.
Your weird ancient desert hexes won't work on me, Moor.
Gabriel Hernandez
I will NOT watch your SHIT league
Jack Morales
*farts*
Adrian Bennett
my favorite teams are all the teams in liga nos
what now
Sebastian Ross
Which Liga team should I support, lad?
Jordan Thomas
*watches cypriot first division*
Levi Gomez
Don't watch it.
Joseph Ortiz
>Tfw Estoril stronk
Jordan Nelson
I'm a Porto fan and I won't watch tuga's league.
Wyatt Russell
Then let my team be cursed, And never care how much the cost may grow, This will still be so: I will never watch Your league, oh no.
Joshua Diaz
Still not gonna watch it
Isaiah Cruz
*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP*
Robert King
...
Kevin James
>if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again.
That's where you're wrong kid. My team already never wins anything.
Jordan Wood
But I support Celta, doesn't that count?
Christopher Garcia
Bears fan huh?
Blake Johnson
S U P E R B
Josiah Mitchell
Sometimes I watch Liga Mx which is like the Primeira Liga of the future. Is that enough?
Alexander Hall
Watch *my* league
Nolan Baker
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqntnV6pHmg
Gabriel Diaz
If digits Benfica wins this league
John Flores
>off by one
Josiah Scott
how do I watch your league?
Nolan Anderson
Firstrow is your friend
Liam Reyes
I watch summaries of the games in your league, is that ok?
Luis Diaz
Joke's on you, my team is cursed already
Eli Collins
Off-topic: does anyone have any suggestions for which leagues I should watch?
I'm thinking something Iberian, but not La Liga.
Thomas Peterson
Gibraltar seems on point.
Thomas Gonzalez
I would just like to say my favourite team is Liverpool and that I will not watch Liga NOS
Caleb Cook
based germanbro
Nathan Jones
Benficucks on suicide watch!
Austin Flores
My favorite team is the Portuguese NT, it's such a shame now they won't win anything :(
Owen King
is that Senna first win?
Liam Morris
Fuck you Portugal get your economy fixed first.
Aiden Butler
Oh fuck no. I rather stay moderately poor than have muslim hordes entering my country.
Blake Martin
Weird. I was thinking the same thing
Connor Rodriguez
Wtf i love being unemployed now
Hunter Long
I had a crush on Casillas a few years back but now I like traps. Sorry.
Jordan Bell
Boavista
Lincoln Nguyen
boa vista tem a tua mãe enquanto me lambe o cu seu corno de merda
Asher Torres
Guimaraes are my meme team of the season. Have they been uncharacteristically good this season or is it standard for them? I'm new to the league
Colton Turner
They are usually on the top5 unless some meme team appears out of nowhere like paços de ferreira and estoril did a couple of years ago.
Cooper Thompson
Your entire country was founded by muslims.
Elijah Johnson
what are you on about, it was founded by christians that literally removed kebab
Levi Martin
Dad, please no
Ryan Wood
If that is true, explain why we are we 100% catholic christians.
BTFO
Blake Moore
I learned a little bit of Brazilian Portuguese. When I tried to watch the Madrid Derby on Sport TV their Portuguese sounded strange. For that reason I will not be watching Liga NOS.
Landon Jenkins
>100% catholic christians speak for yourself, i'm unironically a muslim.
Isaiah Ramirez
Iberian portuguese sounds 1000% better than brazilian unless you look like this while speaking it.
Kevin Bailey
Nosso maior aliado No!
Blake Morales
*tunes in*
Camden Stewart
Lisbon=/=Portugal
Jordan Wood
*sees typical latino football*
Nicholas Anderson
"sim"
Chase Young
Euro Portuguese sounds like trash. Too nasally and monotone. Brazilian Portuguese is how it was meant to be spoken.
Sim.
Noah White
Why would you watch that when you can watch the powerful LigaMX instead?
Christopher Myers
fpbp dubs confirm this goatfucker hex is made in vain
Jeremiah Jones
You were saying?
Parker Jenkins
The chinks are watching it.
Are you?
Hudson Morgan
The commies are watching it.
Are you?
Robert Miller
...
Owen Kelly
The writers are watching it.
Are you?
Ian Murphy
That you're shit at getting digits Kek looks down on you with no pity, shitskin
Which of the big three should I follow for example. In Irish soccer I'm a Celtic fan.
William Howard
>Benfica Left >Sporting Right >Porto ???
Eli Myers
I suppose I lean right on things guess I'm a sporting fan now
Sebastian Walker
I would watch it more if it was on TV, but desu I'm a Moreirense fan. Gotta support the meme teams. You guys just need to get yourselves better TV deals.
Leo Collins
I'm a Santos Laguna fan, what would be my portuguese team? >new team (founded in the 80s) >kinda succesful history (biggest drought in the last 20 years is of 7 years) >from a city not big but also not small >always sell their best players to the "biggest" team of the country
They also have a player from Cape Verde if that helps
Jason Flores
>I'm a catholic in California
Is this a pretentiously subtle way of saying you're mexican?
Bentley Gomez
I'd say Porto leans more towards the right than left, because they have a strong sense of regional pride. Also, the north usually votes for center-right parties.
They're the Arsenal/Schalke/Inter of Portugal. Be prepared for sorrow and disappointment. But at least, no one can call you a bandwagoner.
I don't think there's any club like that in Portugal. You could support Porto if you want to follow mexican players or Sporting if you really like the colors of your club.
Cooper Jenkins
Association football sucks ass and you know it, fellow portugalfag.
Stop watching succer and accept the superiority of baseball.
Adam Turner
>boreball >american sports
I wish rugby and handball were more popular though.
Austin Hernandez
You played enough handball at PE in school, jackass. Handball is shit. Rugby has its cool points, though.
Samuel Perez
>tfw title races in portugal, france and holland Good season desu
Oliver Morgan
I played handball in my hometown club and calling "handball" to that thing I used to play in PE is a fucking joke.
Glad we agree on rugby. A shame its popularity didn't grow after that ephemeral attention peak after the 2007 world cup.
Jack Butler
I'd say Braga
John Bell
yes
James Torres
If my family is from Freixianda, which team do I root for?
Anthony Hernandez
Lobo Antunes is a motherfucker that would literally let his ass be pounded by the entirety of Sweden and Norway to win a Nobel.
Agustina Bessa Luís is the Patrician writer
Ian Hughes
Really? I used to pass by it ridding my bicycle all the time. Anyway, Leiria Zone supports Sporting.
Oliver Evans
Is Braga the patrician club?
Colton Young
Nope. Braga is Reddit incarnated
Dominic Reyes
really started watching the russian league lately, shit's intense
Adam Miller
why would you wish that on anyone? do not support sporting unless you're the sadomasoc kind of shareholder
Brandon Garcia
Vitória Sport Clube
Aaron Jenkins
BELENENSES STRONG!
Xavier Walker
Sometimes the fixtures on La Liga are absolute shit. >leganes - las palmas
At what times do matches usually start?
Wyatt Barnes
You're a idiot that thinks that people can't enjoy a team and be happy with it trough all the good and bad times, not caring about what others think. Are you that insecure about why other ppl chose their teams? That must be the reason some fans burn their cards and scarfs when they loose, because they are more afraid of what others think of them than that love the club.
Anyway, Leiria area mostly supports Sporting.
Thomas Kelly
Yes it does, cunt, gib Galicia. It's rightful tuga clay.
Cameron Garcia
After 6
What makes you say that? Because he gave that meme show on that ceremony not long ago? Anyhow I read Os Cus de Judas and didn't think it was all that great. More so, all those narrated references to other works was insufferable. But I usually like his shorter texts.
Haven't read anything by Bessa-Luís.
Brody Myers
uau lembro-me de ser pirralho e ter de levar com este mono bafiento e as suas tiradas encriptadas lembro-me dos borborignos clave de sol, da fel rançosa espalhada pela prosa permeada de rancor e mal dizer, este gajo nasceu velho, viveu podre e mal amado e nem a morte o quer junto de si naquele ínfimo instante que demoramos a "ir"
não lhe denoto uma única qualidade é uma tristeza um espécime deste ser referência para quem quer que seja >um autêntico You Know What Really Grinds My Gears em formato humanóide
o pessoa pode ter sido um apanhado do clima de primeira apanha o saramago pode ter sido um arrogante exilado mas este aborto, na sua incessante saga de enfastiamento e e absoluta castração atávica, é um excelente exemplo do absoluto relaxamento dos padrões de excelência que se tem vindo a dar neste pais e que deram origem a intelectuais do penico
este gajo é o pina das crónicas
Nathan Howard
If you sign Torabi or Beiranvand I will
Jaxson Hughes
Dude, they're worlds apart. Get with the programme. Brazilian monkeys have absolutely no idea how to speak Portuguese.
Ethan Ortiz
t. lagarto t. plebbit
And I'd like a citation on that reiterated '''fact'''
Jaxson Miller
For me, Portuguese sounds like Russian.
Michael Torres
It's a nasal language, you cunt, and it originated in Portugal so the way it is spoken there is the true way of speaking it.