I will visit this country soon

is it full of Goblins like the average Colombian immigrant in Spain? or does spain receive the worst of colombia?

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Spain gets the worst Colombians, all the good ones are in Colombia

i wish

im so tired of fucking spanish migrants get the FUCK out of my country

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no man, i am Spaniard from Gasteiz...

>im so tired of fucking spanish migrants get the FUCK out of my country
you mean mexicans, nobody migrates to another shithole in Spain

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>Spaniard from Gasteiz

Every developed country recieves the "worst" kind of people from a developing country as inmigrants. Worst, as in poor. There's a reason why they migrate in the first place

There is no such thing as a good colombian, we are a filthy damned race, if a certain individual is good and colombian it is in spite of it's nature

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and this is a faggot

Why he would be an argentine? Since when we have bad relations with Colombia to bant them?

why don't put on the proxy again?

>be narcolombian
>develop schizophrenia as a result of cocaine addiction

I've only met engineers and their hot wives from Colombia

>is it full of Goblins like the average Colombian immigrant in Spain?
Yes

>or does spain receive the worst of colombia?
Yes. The worst is the only thing we have to give.

Have fun in iguazolandia.

Ur mom's pussy meets my cock everyday kek

(You)

And here's your pity (You), faggot

FOWF

this is from 2 days ago
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Colombia is the country with the most spanish companies headquatered in latam, especially from the basque country.

Enjoy the visit, keep in mind that their accent is ear rape.

like in the bible

No te va a gustar, quedate alla y no molestes

I work at a hellish call center and have talked to loads of spaniards on the phone. Gals seem to melt every time they hear my stronk columbian accent, so try again sweetheart

el acento de Andalucia es peor que cualquier acento de aca.

>columbian
jajaja quitate el proxy.

los andaluces hablan como costeños m9, los canarios tambien

es el autocorrector user. además estamos en el 2017 como para triggerearse por esas bobadas

Yo casi tuve un rollo con una española pero tenia 5+ años que yo

mi ex-jefe era una sevillana. Perfecta ella, tenia pecas, ojos verdes, tono de piel dorado. Eso si, era más plana que una tabla. Pero era 10/10

trabajabas para grupo prisa? o en algun negocio oscuro de Florentino Perez?

Cervantes would turn in his grave if he heard that stuff they speak down there. In some cunts (for example Peru), Spanish is also mixed with a lot of Indian loanwords.

nah, una campaña de una aplicación de música. La empresa era de UK, pero la pendeja manejaba toda la parte de redes sociales y tenía apenas 25 años

Cervantes would enjoy Vargas LLosa. And would be sad spaniards can't write anymore.

I went to Colombia for a month in 2015 and had a great time.

I almost wound up taking a semester off to teach English but was in a relationship and couldn't.

Little dodgy in some of the big cities, but most of the people i met were incredibly friendly and colorful. Definitely a place I'll visit again within the next few years.

youtube.com/watch?v=cDphUib5iG4

>mfw the top 10 Songs most listened to in Spain come From Puerto Rico, Colombia and Venezuela.

Do spaniards still make music?

By the way, I have a WebM of a camwhore speaking Castilian Spanish. Sexy as fuck, but I can't post it because it's too big and Sup Forums doesn't accept WebMs with sound.

>And would be sad spaniards can't write anymore

Could they ever write? I mean, name one Spanish novel that isn't Don Quixote.

>Little dodgy in some of the big cities
It's dodgy everywhere after 8 pm user

They had good literature in the XX century but the big Latin American writers are more interesting by far.

I felt fine walking around Santa Marta and Cartagena late at night.

I do remember once getting drunk and trying to find food around Las Aguas in Bogota at 11 o'clock at night. Terrible fucking idea. I made it all the way to a park off Carrera Septima, realized what a fucking retard I was being, and pretty much ran back to my hostel.

Didn't have any problems the whole time I was in Colombia. I met a bunch of Australians who got mugged while drunk off their asses, but that's just Aussies for you.

Do not bully Columbia I will nuke you if you do

Is there no night life than? Every too scared and just stay home or risk it anyway?

I can't

But they had some top tier plays and great poets. Machado and Garcia Lorca wrote some verses that are even popular in colloquial conversations

of course there is, you just have to be careful about where you go and what you do

The nightlife I saw in Medellin and Bogota was GOAT.

I was recently in Quito, Ecuador, and was strongly considering booking a flight to Bogota or taking a bus to Cali to spend my last weekend in Colombia.

Clubs and bars there were fucking amazing.

The area around aguas and the whole of downtown is one of the sketchiest places on earth after dark. Sure, there are lots of universities, restaurants and trendy bars in the neighborhoods up hill, but it's wise to call a cab or an uber to get the hell outta there. the touristy areas in the caribbean are fine I think, just don't go to the poorer areas

yeah trendy areas exist in every city but people aren't that stupid to walk around drunk after leaving the club at 3 am. It's not a good idea

Theyre like any other latino you now, shit colored skin(exepr from argentina they are white skinned gods) and they talk funny, colombian girls are whores so you will easly get laid, pero yo que se solo soy un Mejicano hehe verdah?

The worst of Colombia has never seen the inside of a plane.

Many such cases in el conurbano tbqh

>so you will easly get laid
Lol no, biggest myth out there. they're stuck up as fuck getting laid here is next to impossible. They end up flaking or coming up with some shit excuse. i had an easier time in the US tbqhwyfam

DESU girls in Bogota seemed pretty easy.

I met a flight attendant in La Candelaria who came up to me on the street with a bottle of aguardiente and made me do shots with her and a friend.

After a couple hours, she was stuffing me into a taxi and trying to get me to climb through her window.

We fucked, but I got creeped out and left in the middle of the night once I sobered up enough to consider the possibility of her dad stabbing me in the morning.

good point

are you Chad or a regular guy?

Europeans are not aware that jumping a fence and crashing in your cousin's couch is different than taking a plane to a continent where you don't know anyone.
I'm not saying the vast majority of non southern cone immigrants to Spain are not trash but they are not Chicano tier trash either.

Nigga I know of 2 flight attendants who went to the same high school with me and live in that neighborhood. I hope you're not talking bout any of them lol

Average guy.

When I was staying in a beach town in Ecuador last week, I was getting self-conscious about how fucking tall and muscular every other fucking gringo was (I'm 5'10" and have an entirely unremarkable build).

I'm pretty good with girls, though.

that's rich coming from someone who speaks the archaic nasal, gay version of Spanish

You watch too many t.v novelas, her dad is not some paki that would honor kill you, at worst he'd make you a coffee in the morning.

>I'm pretty good with girls, though.

thats it, girls (at least in colombia) dont really care much about "hot bodies".

Some guys had the touch to handle girls, others don't.

this, his dad would prolly be proud as fuck a gringo could lift his ENTIRE family outta pverty

I lived in India for a couple years, so my default assumption is that girls' parents would murder me if we knew they were banging.

I'm pretty hit-or-miss but I had a lot of confidence then.

I met this grill off Tinder who took me to Theatron with her gay roommate and a Mexican chick who kept arguing with a German guy she was dating but didn't want to commit to. He stepped away for five minutes and she almost immediately tried to stuff her hands down my pants.

Loved Colombia, albeit for much more than women and partying. I was genuinely blown away by how much I liked the place, considering ti was my first Latin American country and I had no expectations.

What beach? Montañita, perhaps?

yet people online ""hate"" our accents. ajajaja

Yeah, Montañita.

It was nice to get out of the rain and cold for a few days, but I definitely felt like a fish out of water there.

>but I definitely felt like a fish out of water there.
How come?

is montañita as meme as they say? I've been to Mancora in Peru and Taganga here in Colombia so I'm biased to think it is another eurotrash backpacker degeneracy filled tourist trap

Probably because the average Ecutorian male is 1.60?

What exactly are you asking?

So what's the best city to expat to?

I think Puerto Ricans have the most charisma when talking.

That's funny to hear considering that you are part of the group that speaks as If they were chocking on cocks.

Medellin, Bucaramanga, Manizales desu. barranquilla is pretty underrated as well (my personal fave city in this country) Bogota is too big to feel comfy (I'm stuck here for a while tho)

Wow man impressive job triggering all these Colombians.

I didn't think it was possible.

it's quite easy. Just say Columbia instead of Colombia and a bunch of newfags will instantly cry you a river

wow they're really similar to argies

You call that bait?

nah m8, ecuadorians are Bolivia and Peru tier in terms of height. On the other hand, as meme as it sounds, the tallest people I've seen on this continent was in Brazil. I felt like a literal midget over there. I didn't even feel that out of place in Argentina

Like I said, I'm a normal-looking guy in average shape.

Literally every other male traveler in Montañita was a 6'4" tanned Australian or Brit with nearly-perfect facial aesthetics and giant arms.

I'm not an insecure guy, but holy shit.

Sopa de Macaco is 100% protein after all.

I feel all Anglos are like 6´3" at least

Manlets can't afford planet tickets.
They are like 5'9 average but the ones being mochileros in SA are NBA tier because they are upper middle class

Montañita is much more smaller than those places, so in a way is quite comfy. There's lots of foreigners (probably more americans and other latinos than europeans), surfers and weed is pretty much legal there, so you might think is degenerate as you say, but it really isn't. Every time i've been there was a lot of fun, everyone and the place itself has a real good vibe.
As the buildings become taller and the clubs and all fancier, it would lose its charm and become more of a generic beach town, ceasing to be the "secret place" that many saw it as a few years ago. I think that is what most people complain about.
Oh, i get it.

Also, comment that Sp*nish accent is better than anything else.

This makes my blood boil, as it is in reality the ugliest way of speak this useless language.

in average they're really not too tall but some of them are insanely tall, i remember i saw an australian youtuber walking around through the street and he was legit 2m tall

>tfw 5 cm short of 2m
So close..

I'm white and 5'10", which is just about or slightly above average for men in the United States.

Not sure what the fuck was going on in Ecuador, but every traveler I met was fucking massive.

I know part of it is that a lot of backpackers are wealthy back home - which is how they can afford to travel while young - but I've never as off about height as I did in Ecuador.

I actually wound up traveling for a week with a Colombian dude who was 1.93m. All of our selfies are awkward as fuck, kek.

5'10 is average for whites

I believed anyone under 6' 1" was a legit manlet in the developed world. Are the memes not true?

You can also trigger a lot of people both over internet and real life by saying anything true but uncomfortable about Colombia or Colombians, since Colombians are indoctrinated into believing that they are some sort of special kind of people, more humble, kind and good natured than the rest and that Colombia is some sort of paradise on earth. But be careful with this given that Colombians irl are more thin skinned and also violent, so you could end up getting hurt if you trigger someone, or at least with that someone furiously shouting death threats and profanities at you.

Which is why I felt awkward as fuck around all of these gangly fucks on the beach.

Fuck, I was isolated - the Ecuadorians were all tiny, the gringos were all massive.

There I was, average as fuck and caught in the middle.

I've traveled a fair amount and the only country where I felt legitimately short compared to the locals was Iceland.

The memes are indeed lies. Most of my teammates on my beer league team aren't even 6'0. This may change in areas with Germanic/Nord heritage like Minnesota or Pennslvanyia but most people aren't that tall.

185cm is 6ft 1

In general yes. I'm white but a 5'6/5'7 physical runt and it's humiliating. Kissless virgin with no confidence and even some spics are taller and bigger than me.

Is there some saying about how Colombia was cursed to be a beautiful land with terrible people or something?

I remember somebody telling me that.

You just described every mestizo of latin america

My height isn't even listed on there.