What happens here?

What happens here?

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It's 100 years in the future. It appears to be in a bubble of third world behavior but that's a lie, it is a futuristic island that projects mind control to retards like Sup Forums.

we just don't know

Sup Forums told me they WUZ arabs

doesn't exist

You clearly have to do a a better research

I am Greek.

Incest

>tfw no magna graecian gf

they have fun with goats

I am a Sardinian, ask me

are you white?

are you greek?

do you like anime?

yes, always considered myself white.

pic is me and my cousins when we were kids, I wouldn't know what to consider myself other than white.

partly probably.

haven't really watched a series in a long time, I love animation and studio 4°C a lot though.

How do I get a qt sardinian gf?

just b urself

Nadal

ask me more before I go to sleep lads

bumping with pic of muh deserted island

If I had 3 days in Sardinia what should I see and do

go see Ogliastra
go see Marmilla
go see Gorropu

they are all natural beauties, you could also just go to some small town and drink a lot of wine and eat pork, or go to some cool beach (Cala Goloritze, La Maddalena, Brandinchi, Spiaggia dei Sassi, there's tons).

another nice clear beach:
youtube.com/watch?v=M92YYNa18J8

Ethiopian slaves picking tomatoes

Kek

Isn't Sardinian like the closest language to Vulgar Latin among all the Romance languages?

Goat fucking and people knifing each other over petty shit

Yeah, the continuum is something like
Vulgar Latin>Italian>Spanish

Cute things!

Damn, I wish I was as cool as Sardinia

>you will never be a Shardana, the whitest people to ever exist
why even live?

Make me pizza, Giuseppe

What happens here?

I-I don't know how, sorry!

Mafia and shit

Rectangular pizzas?

Sicily is cute! Cute!

The fuck is that abomination

It looks like mozzarella cheese and porcini mushrooms, pretty nice!

White pizza with mushrooms and parsley, pretty nice desu

>greasy continental mafioso cuck writing this

pottery, I heard you want to get armed to shoot niggers breaking into your houses now, fucking l m a o

>Sardinia will die in our lifetime
;_;

>breeding in a loveless world

only a brainlet would do this

You were expelled by Carthaginians after 100 years sadly

you mean terrona gf?

can be a patrician choice or can be the biggest mistake of your life.

>tfw no Sicilian Norman gf

>Sicilian Norman

REEEEEEE CURNUTO VAI VIA

Gimme a blonde qt that cooks pasta con le sarde and no one gets hurt
P.S. She should also have big tits

but everyone in sicily is 15cm tall and very brown with a gold chain.

Not much, I'm bored

Enjoying landscapes im told.

Wrong, there are also qt Norman girls with big milkbags. Now hand them over you puppo

ATTENTION PLEASE EVERYONE:

New Nuraghe discovered today at Decimoputzu

Typical. You can't dig a hole or till a field without finding some ancient shit in most places

WE

fucking industrious ancients preventing me from having a functioning infrastructure network reeeee

*unzips monolith*

What did they mean by building all this shit?

I read it was an Easter island like phenomenon of insular competition

Sorry but history > infrastructure

Sardinia used to be incredibly rich and was one of the biggest producers of grain of antiquity, it only makes sense that people would build so much shit

literally my Nuraghe is bigger than yours psychosis, ancients were competing over metaphorical dick size just like we do now on this Ming pottery forum

I can't drive my car over a fucking Nuraghe though to be absolutely honest with you fradi meu

I see it as they worked so much that we're basically set being lazy shits for the next couple millennia

You dont need to, nenno

I didn't know lazy was a stereotype for us.

I knew about weird and introvert but not lazy.

Sardinians are: extroverted hillybillies

>casteddais in my civilized thread

only campidanese homos are extroverted

Nah, barbagia here

good

They have computers up there?


Haha

found the maurreddo

Does this mean I could go to Sardinia and marry a q t knife-wielding girl and put out lots of babies?

What is there to do for work in Sardinia?

if you're country person everything, if you're a city cuck move along

Oh my god, someone is considering us. Time to shine, guys

Why the fuck are there so many Sardinians on Sup Forums, when compared to other Italian regions?
Also please install the extra-flags plugin, I need them sardinians province flags

They are all NEETs

they fuck some nice goats

Literally me

>goats

sheep, dumb continental

Sicilia is not Campania.

Are you blind?

how much maggot cheese do you consume per month?

Return Islamic clay, kuffars.

I am apparently.
Nevertheless, Sardinia is not Campania.

Maggots

7 kg

If it was Campania, I would have said "shoot", not "knife"

>I didn't know lazy was a stereotype for us.
That's a stereotype for all of Italy tbhfam.

Sardinia is not Sh*taly

Italy is Sardinia, remember?

Friendly reminder that if you feel compelled to work harder than you would do otherwise, you're cucked by definition

Mafia?
I actually have no idea

Sardinians are too savage to create something as structured as mafia

>savage

Is Sardinia violent? I thought you were peaceful sheep-fuckers.

They have the same homicide rate of Sicily with no mafia, no large urban centers and almost no immigrants

cagacazzi

this guys in the italian simpsons speak with a sardinian accent
Make your conclusions

>They have the same homicide rate of Sicily
[citation needed]

safest italian region considering all indicators