ITT: invent a job a retard could do. Bonus points if it contributes to society

ITT: invent a job a retard could do. Bonus points if it contributes to society.
>removing the end slices ftom bread bags.

we need end slices retard, they keep the bread fresh

Putting cherries on top of cakes

Bagging groceries, shoveling, digging, lifting.

Run for President

target dummies for the military

chromosome olympics

That's what the bags for dipshit

+4

construction, janitorial, crop picking

>Wasting bread.
>Thinks others are retarded.

ok

>thinking retards could do construction

The army

>eats end slices
>thinks I'm retarded
Ok

Replacing forklifts for companies that can't afford it

Checked

Because you are.

Give me an intelligent reason to waste the bread.

Plus I eat them. Why the fuck waste perfectly good bread???

It's called computer science duh.

You obviously need that job.

LOL they already do dude they already do.

Beat me to it

polishing penises

maintaining niggers

Sup Forums mod. Not made up, but they'd do a better job than the cunts who do it now.

a public relations manager for ea

server manager for ubisoft

a tard changes trash bags at my local gas station idk if that counts as contributing