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first for america

second for indonesia

third for the Republic of the Philippines

4th for white genocide

Fuck white people

Sex for Mareshia

Castration for niggers

???

Hoping for a comfy /sea/ thread tonight as well lads

Don't count on it, leafless.

Why is that?

We have flips.

They're alright.

How about you? We don't hear anything about your country. Can you enlighten me with what's hot on Indonesia right now?

Haven't watch TV for a long time. Most of the hottest shit on the news are politics that I can't be bothered with. For example, Ahok's in jail, ISIS bombing that killed 3 cops, racial ad religious issues.

I see. I hope you're safe.

Don't worry, I'm not in Java right now.

i don't know i am gonna do after i graduate
i'm scared
help

SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

I dont even know if I'm in the right course and im in my mid twenties on a 3rd different one.
I don't even know if I need help or neck myself

IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME

that looks like vietnam 1960s, awfully uncanny

I AIN'T NO MILLIONAIRE'S SON

>meeting her and eating dinner for 2 weeks now
>chat and text daily but i never said anything romantic yet
>blurt out something dumb like 'hey babes miss me yet'
>suddenly she stopped replying
Is she dead?

DON'T GO AROUND TONIGHT
WELL, IT'S BOUND TO TAKE YOUR LIFE

I HEAR HURRICANES ABLOWING
I KNOW THE END IS COMING SOON

THERE MUST BE SOME KIND OF WAY OUTTA HERE
SAID THE JOKER TO THE THIEF

BAREFOOT SERVANTS TOO
OUTSIDE THE COLD DISTANCE

Same here mate.
Please dont kys because that will give me a fuel to do the same.
You jump I'll jump

...

>Please dont kys because that will give me a fuel to do the same.
>You jump I'll jump

I never asked for this

youtube.com/watch?v=u5xYdkMiV6Q

I have to finish my study this August or get drop out.
Just pray for me that everything gonna go as planned.

Hope you make it my man.
Do me the same favour.

For sure brother

WEW almost thought you're the same guy I went on a date with almost 2 weeks ago except he didnt go autist and say "hey babes miss me yet"

send nude

You will become like me, hopeless and asking why you take engineering in the first place when everything around you collapse.
The only thing that held me back from ending myself are Sup Forums and VidyaGaems

Watching chinese cartoons.

yall look bored af

>be me
>starts watching anime the other night
>asks /asean/ for more suggestions
>asks my only weeb guy fren for suggestions
>weeb guy asks what's with the sudden interest
>"lol did you think I'm gonna be like 'thats hot' or something"

I'd geddit if he was kidding but he wasn't. Why are guys so full of themselves

china cartoons are actually anime

Going to start a new job in BGC, but I live in the south tho, and they assured me that overtimes are a common thing. did I just my death warrant, lads?

typical weebfaggot

Lmao good luck. See you around bgc laguna boi

what's with the sudden interest, faggot

looks more like you're dead
babes amp, feeler boi

that's a yes, then. rip me

you just your death warrant, yes

He suggested that I should watch A Silent Voice a week ago. I watched it the other night and liked it so I thought why not ask for more suggestions. Now he thinks I like him. Dumbfaggot

ahhh gotta be more clear my man
tell him his anime is trash, his waifu is trash, and his life is trash, the faggot

Yeah he probably misunderstood my intention. Tbf I used to ridicule his weebness, and asked if the anime talk excites him. But jfc does he have the confidence to straight up ask me that lmao

No idea with how difficult the commute is desu. I only know about the buses from pacita to edsa crossing or market market

Help how do i recover
Fuck

How basic is this chick? Tell her you were just kidding and ask how is she doing. If she didn't take the "hey babes" as a joke, just drop her lmao

double down with "where you at babes?" and "busy, love?"

maybe if you go "bb y u no reply" she might think you were joking

if he says just kidding after a few hours of no reply it'll look like it belongs in a cringe comp tho

Idk that sounds more cringy and creepy

Implying what he said doesnt belong in a cringe comp

I'm trying to ruin his life

if he were a handsome guy it would fit more in a douche comp

>There are women in this thread

wakey wakey neetcucks

knowing weebs the guy is probably sweating buckets and his spaghetti is spilling everywhere
you gotta tell him straight you ain't into queers

For now Im going to be a full virgin animu watching weeb again until she message me again
We take turn in paying for dinner in different resto. Is that bad?

smart move boi
naw that's cool, least she ain't just leeching off you
when you ate out did you say it was a date? she prolly thinks you're just friends going out to eat if you didn't

gonna lifts brahs
advice for autists later

Yeah if you're both still students that's fine. How many dates have you gone to with this girl? Is she even aware it's a date??

Nah we both have a job
I blurt out 'pangatlong date na natin to ah' and she just smiles and says 'anong date'
I hate it when we run out of things to talk about.damn

So bored these past few days. What to do?

Get fit

this, or neck yourself

Well, it's just practical to take turns in paying the bill, don't worry about it much. You should worry more about whether she considers your dates a date or not. I hope she was just kidding lmao

Shave your pedostache

He doesn't sound like the typical shy weeb. We're both straight and even fugged once but agreed that we're just friends since we don't want to be in a romantic relationship, or both too awkward to ask each other idek

Let's date MKL!

meet me at Recto tonight at 12

Are UP implying that the FBI are liars?
fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/isnilon-totoni-hapilon

What the fuck happened to UP man?

>UP
I seen another huge convoy bus loads of people entering up diliman. What schemes theyre up to now?

I think fake news from FB spread he rumors of hapnilon being a UPfag

so they verified

>page not found
???

Attack on QC is very likely if thats the case

abang~

Its not fake news if the fucking FBI acknowledges the dude is from UP
Look at their wording here, they didnt even include his middle name Totoni
fbi.gov/wanted/wanted_terrorists/isnilon-totoni-hapilon

Only one guy can save us all from this ISIS threat. Heil MKL!

Its been so consistent that around this time shills like you on post even on Sup Forums yikes

Rename /asean/ to /flip/

If I find Hapilon will I join the big guys?

Rename /asean/ to /flip/
columbine is right

well they already verified so yeah the FBI should change their records

please do not call me that anymore.

We've had /flip/ threads years ago, I can't remember how it was but I'm certain its a shitshow like /asean/

Sure "verified"
Just forget they didnt include his full name

It became one when paid FB pro dutdut shills during the election invaded and shilled the shit out of it and stayed
there is like a cycle of topics they post over and over again

You get $5m and the entire ASG+BIFF+MILF on your ass

>2013
>Paid dutdut shills
Ok m8
It was /pinoy/ ya newfag

Lol newfag

Flip threads already exists even before flags come to Sup Forums

Toxicfags like you turned asean to shit when you arrived

Fug his boipucci, then act like nothing happened.

Please shave

This
We need to purge r/phfaggots like him who cant say a setence without saying Duterte

What about /nusantara/?

A bit gay right there m8

>UP
He's one of them m8