What do we do about nu males, pol?

What do we do about nu males, pol?

War

Serve us burgers. Ring up our gas. Bus our tables.

Then post about how much you hate us on the internet.

set their sandals on fire

Government implemented testosterone injections.

MAGA!

take their women

We cuck them. Hard.

cuck them out of existence

We need to fire up the Freikorps again and beat these commies down like in the old days....

Fuck that shit...

...

War. We need a brutal war.

Grind into fresh chuck and use as feed for my horses and dogs.

>suggestions of things that cannot and will not happen
These are the tools that you have to work with.

Enjoy.

>All the real men go to war and die
>All thats left is Nu Males who didn't go

Great plan

>defeatists pls go

Go back to propping up that floppy overhanging gut with a stick while you try to find your penis, you milk bag.

Wait a generation. They won't be having children anyway.

You're confused. I'm not a defeatist--I'm a conqueror. I'm one of your "nu-males." We won.

WAIT there's the solution lmao

We'll be your childrens' teachers. And when they rebel against you? Guess who their role models will be. Did you guess the plethora of conservatives in media, music, the arts, and academia? 'Cuz those people don't exist.

Why do nu-males hiding their balding features like it is something to be ashamed of? Just go full fucking chrome dome. AND STOP WEARING HATS INDOORS IF IT ISN'T FOR MEDICAL OR TEMPERATURE REASONS!

Shitpost about them on the internet.

>AND STOP WEARING HATS INDOORS IF IT ISN'T FOR MEDICAL OR TEMPERATURE REASONS!
why?

>Glasses
>Bears
>Fedora
Why do they never fail to always tick at least 2/3 of these boxes?

Make fun of them on a Mongolian scuba diving form.

It probably has nothing to do with cherry picking from literally-billions of social-media posts.

>starting to bald
>wear glasses
>have facial hair
>don't lift
>wear skinny jeans
>listen to tons of hipster bullshit "music"
>grad student
>shut-in who doesn't know how to talk to girls

a-am I a nu-male, Sup Forums? I'm afraid voting Trump and fighting the globalists isn't enough to redeem me

No I notice this even in real life

Hit the lawyer, facebook up, delete the gym

And anyone's week can making gripping, reality-tv, if you distill the whole thing into 30 minutes editted out of context. I'm shocked by your anecdotes.

>Beards are a nu-male thing

The fuck? If you really think this you need to get out of your basement more often.

I love reddit! upvote for you good sir

Complain about them online, even though everyone ITT is a fat neckbeard.

Oh wait, did you say SHOULD DO instead of WILL DO?

>tfw have a beard forever
>tfw hipsters make it gay
if I shaved my beard, would that make me a counterculture hipster?

It would make you a pussy because you're letting other people define you.

Show them the way

What are you suggesting? Harassing people because they are retarded trendoids who look like clowns with man-buns and skinny jeans?

There are always retarded trends in "male counter-culture fashion" and they change literally every year. The appropriate action is to collect photos and laugh.

Wait for them to die in the race war

shave and stop wearing your glasses, then you'll just be a regular skinny guy with poor vision

Up voted sir

le dank

Is this what they refer to as Swedish masculinity?

If you're under 40 it literally is.

Genocide

Just start lifting.
You don't even have to go out of your house you autist.
Just buy two dumbbells or something.

Pretty sure you cannot be a new male if you're actually buff.
Never seen one at least.

It's simple, we gas the fag hags enabling them to be like this. That will put them back in the closet

...

>proud of being a hipstershit

...

right wing death squads are literally the only answer

Why the sublime sun tattoo?

>>starting to bald
>>wear glasses
>>have facial hair
>>don't lift
>>wear skinny jeans
>>listen to tons of hipster bullshit "music"
>>grad student
>>shut-in who doesn't know how to talk to girls
Exactly me except for the lifiting and the beard.
I started lifting and running, there's progress, we can honestly make it bro

fuck their girlfriends and make them raise your children

This

Nothing, they're beta losers. Despite what feminist claim they like strong men. These idiots will never have kids and their bloodline will die off. This is the curse of white people being so successful. People who never would have been able to breed did and now we have these faggots trying to represent our people