Last artist you listened to is getting interviewed by Nardwuar. How does it go?

Last artist you listened to is getting interviewed by Nardwuar. How does it go?

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Burning spear, I have a feeling he'd be pissed off by nardwuar despite trying to look chill.

adorably
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How does a Bjork interview go?

>Who are you?
>Nick
>Nick?
>Yes
>Nick?
>Drake
>From?
>Tanworth-in Arden
>Nick Drake welcome to Vancouver British Columbia Canada
>*looks down and smirks*

>>Nick?
>>Yes
lol

Pulls a fake gun out, tries to climb a a gift and gets crushed by own chode weight.

Nardwuar you ain't got the answers!

>a$ap ferg
suck a nigga dick or sumtin

Who are you
>Z: we are Zach hill, Stefan burnett, and andy Morin
And you are also
>Z: death grips
>*nardwaur puts the mic in stefan's face*
Now it says here your dad is "Errol burnett" and he left when you were young
>S: ....
It also says you live on 24th and S, is that correct?
>S: ....
Your girlfriend's name is-
>*Nardwuar is dragged away by andy*

>Who are you?
>Clammy Clams
>Clams Casino!
>Yeah, haha
>What brings you to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada?
>Whatsa matter you
>Are you enjoying yourself?
>Bada bing bada boom

It would be funny if Mc Ride started screaming and punching Nardwuar for no reason.

>Who are you?
>just Ride, man...
>MC RIDE, WELCOME TO VANCOUVER BRITISH COLOMBIA CANADA

he wouldn't even talk

assuming he never killed himself, he'd try to "out-zany" nardwuar into hysterics, but not before talking about 2000s shareware and other swedish shit

A DG vs Nardwuar interview would be the most intense shit ever. Zach would be nervously trying to take control of the interview like he normally would, while Nard would barrage Ride with questions until the trio leaves.

>Who are you?
Ā, meiwakuna amerikahito
>I-I-I'm sorry, I didn't bring a translator with me
>I understand you composed all the music for Nintendo, right?
Kono kanashī Amerika no haisha o mite, mada bideogēmu o suru
>Wow, that was a really long yes, um, I have here a copy of Super Mario Bros for the NES, here, take it
Darekaga sekyuriti o yobi, kono hentai-sha o tsuihō suru
>Ok, um, can you tell me a little bit about this, um, composition of yours, Mr. Koji?
Dono yō ni shitsurei, watashitachiha yūjinde wanai, watashi wa keisatsu ni denwa shite iru, koreha reipudesu
>Wow, those were, um, a lot of big words, but, um, I'm guessing it meant a lot to you
>I-I have this Elegy of Emptiness figurine, a-and this Tingle doll, the Tingle looks a lot like you, doesn't he, Kondo? A-any words you wanna share with us?
Ima, kare wa watashi ni kare no sekkusu ningyō korekushon o misete iru! Darekaga kono sekkusu maniakkuna amerikahito o koko kara dasu!
>Wow, um, ok, you're really excited about those, I can tell. You can have them! Ok, so, keep on rockin in the free world, and Doot Doota Loot Doot...
Watashi wa amerikahito o kirau. Watashi no ongaku o chōshō shinaide!!!

Brockhampton.

This interview is bound to happen soon, it probably already has honestly.

I can see it being a pretty fun interview.

he makes me angry

also what does he do for a living these interviews can't possibly make enough money they get 10k views average

dunno but I was thinking about that one punk band guy's grudging respect for him today and I'll look it up again because Nardwuar really does win the day on that shit

ITT no one knows as much about the artist as nard would so they make a death grips joke

He also have a website, a Radio show

>Sufjan
Extremely cringy.

nard interviews white band, they're all cunty and aloof
nard interviews black rappers, they're chill and play along and mug for the show

does nard's overtly white costume put the ape man at ease while still presenting the white man with a perceived intellectual threat?

White indie dudes are pseuds and come off as rude whereas rappers tend to be high as hell and chill in most of the Nardwar interviews i've seen

Wait one week.

And he fronts a band.