>A member of parliament for Australia's opposition center-left Labor party says Canada is the "obvious" choice for resettling refugees held in its offshore detention centers — and other government leaders and NGOs are supporting the idea. The only problem is that Canada has never even heard of the plan.
>MP Anthony Albanese, who's fighting for his seat against the Australian Greens party in the upcoming federal election in July, made the remark this week on Australian television talkshow Q&A in response to a question from the audience about its policy on asylum seekers.
If you do this, you will unleash the ultimate wave of shitposting.
You've been warned Australia.
Samuel Scott
>Canadians getting cucked by Australia Amazing. What a time to be alive.
Jordan Thomas
It's just a ruse to sink the ship "by accident" while they are transporting them to Canada
Parker Gomez
AHAHAHA
Nathan Adams
Shitposting refugees
Anthony Torres
>russian education
Andrew Green
What do you mean?
Cameron Parker
>WHAT THE FUCK
What are you angry about? This will help Canada create a diverse multicultural society free of hate.
Certainly you would not oppose such a thing, right?
Wyatt Morales
Based aussies
Nolan Bennett
What's there to be angry about? Trudeau has made it clear that it's 2016 and Canada only benefits from Diversity.
Camden Gutierrez
No, fuck those fuckers, where do you think all the migrants will go when they realize Canada sucks dick and they are within walking distance of the American border?
Austin Sanchez
>implying a bunch of butthurt Canadians shitposting on a Chinese tapestry form can compare to a LITERAL PHYSICAL FORM OF SHITPOSTING into your country
Jackson Morris
Wait, surely dear leader poodough has not enlightened you as to the benefits of diversity? We're here to enrich your syrup with kebab, beibee gurl.
It's ok. CBC has a story running without comments about how being Trudeau the unmanly Cuck, is good
Jackson Williams
I'm taking that picture.
Jaxson White
>Weedman gets elected >Unprecedented number of Canuk-cuck shitposters >Aussies get supplanted as prime shitposters, defeated not through quality, but sheer quantity >War of the Shitposting begins
Isaiah Barnes
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Brayden Russell
Elbow smash. Cloture pass.
Jason Garcia
Great beaners to the south shitskin to the north. Fuck you Cucknada.
Evan Smith
HAHAHAHAHA BASED STRAYA
A
Sebastian Bell
You're welcome :)
Colton Lopez
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Carson Harris
>tfw our shit posting is at a international political level
Ethan Watson
That's pretty dank, yo. I cut this one up a while back, I hope you like it.
Owen Howard
>be Australian >has a policy of stopping the boats since the 80s >everyone knows that >be Canadian >"refugees welcome" >it's 2016 >complains when Australians want to send refugees
Parker Robinson
Canadian invasion of Christmas Island when?
Angel Stewart
>Canada tries to overtake Australia as shitposting superpower >Aussies respond by sending boatloads of rape
Noah Price
I doubt Canada would notice with all the Asians they have pouring in.
Gabriel Smith
>tfw in Australia the left wing party is the better choice in almost all cases
Why you so shit Liberals?
Jason Perez
If you don't accept them, ISIS wins
Levi Lee
>Using taxpayer money to buy korans and prayer rugs.
You can't make this shit up. Holy fuck!
Sebastian Anderson
leafposters btfo
Owen Morgan
Aussies taking irl shitposting to the next level.
Jayden Anderson
GET YER NEGGYHOLES READY BOIS
Jaxson Fisher
OP is a awful racist bigot homophobe islamophobe sexist
Im disgusted its 2016.
Isaiah Baker
That's not very tolerant of you. I think it would be wise to let the authorities know that there's a leaf that doesn't think diversity is a strength.
You're not going to be a racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobe are you?
Andrew Nelson
Holy shit I am not even lying I have been laughing at this for 2 minutes straight, my sides have been holocausted
Brody Evans
Actually you guys have already volunteered
Jackson Thompson
based australia will be next to carry the Anglo legacy. Canada never got a chance
Aaron Flores
>No, fuck those fuckers, where do you think all the migrants will go when they realize Canada sucks dick and they are within walking distance of the American border? And that's when we build a wall and send drones to shoot anyone trying to get in, including Canadians.
You made your bed when you pick Weedman, Cucknada. You go lie in it. >and get raep'd
Gabriel Watson
Australia is literally South Israel.
Gas them. Gas them now.
Elijah Cook
This is Australia's way of telling Canada they are now officially off the Anglo BanterBus, get rekt
Liam Kelly
>shit up your allied nations the only people being rekt is western civilization my Israeli-visting-bongland friendo
Kevin Evans
>penal colony wants to send prisoners to maple-syrup-land
Ryder King
How can the rest of the world even compete with that?
Ryder Price
Thanks for taking them off our hands. You maplecucks are alright.
Robert Myers
By not being inhabitants of a literal prison island.
Is there even anything good about living here anymore? Honest question.
>CDN $ is worth shit, everything costs 1.5 more >economy going to shit, with no plan to improve >taxes at 15% (guess which province) >our PM is a faggot >refugees/immigrants everywhere >our country has been burning for over a month now
Anything else?
Logan Myers
Why isn't sending them back to the country they come from the obvious choice? Why is that not considered?
Aiden Reed
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Andrew Lewis
God bless Australia.
Henry Scott
Australia is so fucking based. Proving once and for all they are the best shitposters.
Luis Cook
Is this considered shitposting? I mean, if you make a law and you include it in some law book, or regulation or something, I suposse it would be literally shitpost in the written law.
Zachary Morgan
So the shitposting has broken free of the chans and the koala fucker are now sending boatloads of shitskins to Leafniggerstan.
What a time to be alive.
Carter Hughes
That'll you Canadians to try and overtake us in shitposting
Mason Walker
You're nothing compared to "SL 838" Ausbros
You're dirt, you equip lightning broadswords and havel's set.
Julian Foster
Wow what the fucks wrong with you Canada we offered to take in those refugees but the Australian politely declined and will send them to you instead.
If a small country like NZ can manage then surely a large one like yours will find it no problem ;^)
