/mlb/ general - THAMES EDITION

THAMES

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fucking

THAMES

this nigga on the roids

There's literally no chance he's not

Cesar is playing at an elite level since last june!

>get home from a road trip
>turn on Cubs game
>Cubs up 9-1 in the third inning
>pie rats

Mariners!

Rangers get to .500 tonight?

>tfw i really liked him as a bench/platoon bat before he left

thames the fucking madman

Do you think he'll ever be caught roiding or did he stop when he came back?

I wish non-whites were banned from playing again

Thames gonna be comeback player of the year

Where's the rockies vs. nats gamethread

Not once he's busted

You guys ready to see the Rockies claim the best record in MLB?

why doesn't manfred just ban rain

Ready to see the Cockies get BTFO.

No

Pretty sure Thames has hit 10 homers against my Reds this year

It's up your ass and to the left.

>want to watch rockies-nats
>remember that both their commentator crews are fucking terrible
shit what do I do now

kill self

>watched the yankees @ pirates game = full crowd for 3 days
>world champion cubs come to town = empty as shit

Bautista taught Thames how to go from 4th OF to leading the league in dingers

>neet doesn't understand weekends

>Barry Who?

Rox vs Nats gamethread

Rox vs Nats gamethread

>7 of 10 Thames HR's are against the Reds

wew

Injuns desu

/hyped/ for the Astros series, Keuchel gonna get shelled, nothing personell

the Rockies announcers are decent. Their radio crew is largely underrated

nah they're literal retards

Brew Crew coming for a second Wild Card.

Wrong desu

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MARINERS!

please dont do this again

The Nats broadcast team is fun. You're just a humorless tightass.

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stupid poll
any of those nuts can be best depending on the situation

Pecan, only because I am allergic to almonds

>no brazillian

c'mon, pick your game up

>implying walnut is best at anything

deez nuts

Nice honeypot

You mean honey nut cheerios

legume internet defense force detected

fuck mike trout

Nothing new

Bryant got like 1/3 of his homers against the Reds in about 3 games last year

1STROS

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>cusb pie rats game thread is more active than the general
Really activates my almonds

>peanut not first
what the fuck is wrong with you faggots

Lmao career high 12 hr in 95 games SEVEN years ago. Disappears for 5 years to the Korean league and already has 10 hr in 19 gsmes. Fuck Eric thames and fuck his monkey testosterone

The general dies when there are games on.

>peanuts superior to based pistachio

I think of cusb gamethreads as mo'Lester containment threads

Did Baltimore have another riot or something? There are like maybe 200 fans there and it's the 6th inning

Funny thing is that mo'Lester is nowhere to be found in the thread.

Absolutely hammered down before the game and for the past two innings

It's been raining in MD all day.

He's never in there

>tfw no L tonight

if you use this excuse your fanbase is shit

You earn an L every night for being a Mets fan.

Behind the Phillies?

Your tears sustain me in the dark times.

I'm a Nats fan.
>orange ducks

>the year of our Lord two thousand and seventeen
>not having a retractable roof

They the second most biased group behind the dbacks, are uptight about everything and sound like one person is a child and the other is a guy off the street , knock off fat Boston commentor

>being a domebabby
lmao ur a pussy.

Amir Garrett getting left out there to die.

nobody said anything about a dome, friend.

If you don't play out in the elements like God intended you might as well play in a fucking dome.

What's the matter? Too Yankee to handle some warm weather?

Why do the Astros have a dome when they play in fucking texas?

never trust niggers thanks Amir Garrett

Texans can't handle a little heat

90-0

Discuss.

Serious discussion only.

texans are largely faggots

How are the October numbers?

>Zero world series trips

They're the opposite of uptight. they're loose as fuck
>I don't like fun

That's the thing though. You can play outdoors, and yet avoid rain delays.

>wanting to play in 100° heat with maximum humidity
it's just stupid at that point. The Colt .45s tried it already. No sane person wants to be outside in Houston in the middle of August if there's A/C available.
Dallas is maybe understandable, because they don't have that gulf breeze turning the air into a sweaty mess.

Now do postseason

>Wahh i can't handle the weather that takes place in my city

still no rings kike

Son I played baseball in Costa Rica. If you can't handle Texas then you are a bitch nigga.

You mean the 30 inning sample sizes you faggots rave about???? Lmao

Talk to me when the sample exceeds 200 IP and when the run support is greater than 2 in eliminations games which span 22IP.

Serious discussion only please.

Compare Kershaw in October to Bumgarner. Hamels. fucking Volquez.

CONDITIONS I DEEM FAIR.

Reminder that Kershit got triggered by someone walking to the dugout.

Was their run support 2 runs in 22IP in elimination games after making 4 starts in 11 days??????

Huhhhhh????

I can handle it just fine, but from a commercial standpoint, you're not gonna make a lot of money with an intentionally uncomfortable venue.

Don't look at me.
Don't look at me.
Don't you fucking look at me.
Don't you fucking look at me.

Run support, run schamort. Come back to me when he doesn't have multiple entries. Don't even fucking @ me.

>9 runs of support
>still lose

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Son the point of sports is to be uncomfortable. It's about getting out of your comfort zone and suffering a little before you get rewarded.

How many innings does Hendricks have in the playoffs?

What's his ERA?

Wrigley seemed to do alright with the whole "it's supposed to be shit" excuse

Doesn't look like an elimination game.