LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE? HURR HURR HURR

LOOK WHO CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE? HURR HURR HURR

literally me

i hate christmas so much

Get a job you fat shit

>Wow so glad that you decided to join us user!
>everyone smiles and laughs
That one uncle says
>I figured he'd never come out!
>everyone laughs again

>Get a job you fat shit

Got one and it doesn't change shit about this situation, what's your point?

bunch of fucking normies

>sit down awkwardly
>don't talk for the rest of the evening other than cheeky one-liners that no one seems to notice
>avoid eye contact with girls

literally me

you found your place

FeelsRelateableMan

I, too, am 9 feet tall

Who the fuck are you guys? Are you my relatives or something?

I'm that one uncle. And the family talks about you all year long and laughs at how much of a disappointment your are.

Liar.

...

get plate of food
call them all niggers
go back to my dojo

Kek

Trust me I know

I don't participate in your animalistic bonding rituals, however I felt hungry and I cannot help but forcing myself to interact with low energy beings in order to satisfy my needs.

Would you now make way for my inherited weakness for your favorite digestibles here and not make this awkward like you usually do?

Shave your neck.

I used to be like that. Then I turned 17 and grew the fuck up.

I wanna have a three way with the woman behind your hand and the one with the blue scarf thing around her neck.

sure you did
>and now you're here.

the girl on the bottom right looks like a discount Jennette Mccurdy

Look at his hand though. He's not fat.

Why is the person like 15 feet tall?

OH, YOU'RE ALIVE HURR HURR

DOES HE LIVE HERE? HURR HURR

gotta love the McMansion style dining room chairs

give me a second, I've got the perfect reaction pic for this:

Fake people all being fake to eachother... Why bother?

are you op holding tears back atm? you are aren't you?

Come on, guys. There are far too many steel chairs in that room for shit to NOT go down! BAH GAWD, someone will be broken in half!

You will never have people love you the same way family does, amigo. Sorry, but you truly are an ungrateful asshole.

LOL. You weak shit autists with no social skills ruin Sup Forums and America.
Fuck you very much.

...

>He said, posting on Sup Forums on Christmas day without a hint of irony.

Literally me

>avoiding eye-contact with female members of your own family
Wew, lad... you're on another level altogether.

so much this.

Everyone notices, we all laugh at your beta mid 20s virgin ass behind your back.

This kinda happened earlier. Uncle said "you really should get a job" and I just told him I wasn't interested in his opinion and went back upstairs. Now I can hear them all arguing about it and pretty sure someone has left.

FeelsGoodMan.

but seriously, you should get a job. Truth hurts.

Uncle just said it at a bad time.

always causing problems

Go suck a dick, nobody needs a job

Hillary didn't win. No one is going to give you a free ride.

>implying everybody on here is in the US

starting your own business is a much better option than getting a job

Wow i really hope this isnt real and peole like you dont exist

ive been working with computers since i was like 14 and im 31 now... People come to me to fix their shit all the time, now im doing alarms and cameras too. People ive never met are now calling me to fix their shit. Do enough decent work and word will get around. Hell, I have a house and a restaurant to do cameras at as soon as the snow clears

Real world isn't like those tv shows where everybody is happy and shit

Referring to yourself as an Executive bitcoin senior management lieutenant supervisor faggot rent-boy doesn't count as starting a business.

I dont like my family but at least im not autistic enough to need to walk out over some back handed comment think about some one else other then your self for once in your life u little shit

Underrated

>little sisters birthday
>starts at 2 p.m
>i wake up at like 3, everyone is at my house
>fuck, what do?
>stay in room entire time, wait for everyone to leave
>mom knocks on door, "user, people want to see you, are you getting up?"
>pretend i don't hear her
>come out when everyone leaves, feel bad.

not this
I posted this

>Having Christmas dinner with family
>not having qt3.14 gf to spend christmas with
>Still living with parents
>not acting like the adult man you are and having your own place

Kill yourselves

also didn't post the oc

why didnt you shower / get dressed then went down? Seems obvious man.

>how old is your sister

tfw not the son of a high rank officer in the year 1940

>wake up at 3 p.m. wtf
>would have to walk passed everyone to get to shower, fuck that

>how old is your sister
nothing to be concerned about, user.

cant you wash yourself somewhere without passing fam?

in any case you couldve just gotten dressed, say hi, and excuse yourself because you didnt shower yet.
>its interest

So you admit you are autistic though, lol fag kys

Would bang any chick in that room.

Nah, but anyway, I'm antisocial af, and would prefer not to talk to them.

>be me jobless fuckup neet spend several hours helping for holidays

>useless siblings do nothing but show up and jerk each other off letting their fuck trophies run amuck

>tiem for cave

>cave is life, cave is love

I wish my family was more close nit like that but when ever we Doo get together I'm the type that just come n goes but I make sure to spend time with the people around me computer/vidya n Sup Forums will always be there but family no matter how shitty will somewhat have ur back (im generalizing )

Kek

Ok show us her nudes tho

>check out mom's low cut shirt
>excuse yourself early
>beat off furiously for 4 hours

It's now new years

Whoa. Look how much better you are than everybody. It's almost as if people just enjoy being alone and hate tons of people together droning about stupid pointless nonsense

use that pasta tomorrow faggot, I dare you

fucking unfunny cunt, run that joke into the ground

>be user's mom
>always have to make excuses to explain his strange behavior
>love him anyway

This is why I spend christmases on my own. The whole thing is such a fucking cringey ritual. My family gets together, but the whole thing is so fucking awkward. 15 people all sititng in a circle and you open the gifts one by one. Big fake smiles and "oh yeah, it's exactly what I wanted!" "Oh, i can really use this" "I can't wait to try it on" and then someone tells you to hold it up and you have to smile and pose for a fucking picture. And if you get something they really wanted they crab-walk over to you to give you a hug when a fucking handshake would suffice if not just a simple "thanks". And then inevitably some fight happens because you can't have one of these things without the drama.

So every year for something like 20 years now, I drop all the gifts off and say I'm feeling under the weather. Or rather now I don't even bother giving an excuse. And now I can shop entirely on amazon and they'll wrap it for me, and I never have to see them. I don't get any gifts, but I make enough that I buy whatever I want for myself.

And each year I catch up on old TV shows or movies that i've missed, drink rummy eggnog and pound my cock to only the most choice barely legal porno. This year it's Alexis Brill. A very eurotrash christmas for me.

Once you get to this point, you stop hating christmas.

that fucking face in the window

While his response was unwarranted. There's absolutely no reason to flip out, argue and leave. That's just someone acting like a child because they didn't get the power trip they wanted. The adult was way worse than user. Who just didn't want an opinion. Besides, it wasn't his to give especially in that setting.

bullshit you have no family because you are a loser

now admit the truth, you are on disability and you just eat a tv dinner and complain that wendys is closed.

holy shit your aunt is Pia Zadora?

Dude, are you a fucking psychic? A witch? GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Shut up you fucking wetback. Not every family is happily fucking each other like bean eaters like you.

this me tho

Folding chairs and paper plates?
Classy

let's rub dicks together and talk about the old days chum

>posting a pedo faggot
Yeah I bet you fuck your nephews too.

Do you send a fourteen year old to a pediatrician?

No.He wouldn't go to a childrens hospital if he was sick either. So he's not a pedophile.

And it's their own fault. The leading cause of pedophilia is sexy kids.

theyre all gangstalkers
KILL THEM ALL JOHNNY
KILL THEM ALL

>And it's their own fault. The leading cause of pedophilia is sexy kids.
damn you got me there

..... fuck this! I'm going back to my cave.

If this is a problem in your life, you have much bigger problems in your life.

My thoughts exactly.

this

>"Ooh... he must be going back to call his GIRLFRIEND"
>uproarious laughter

I really hope this one doesn't wind up fucking black guys.

>tfw this actually happened today when i went to my room

100% chance that girl has a room temperature IQ

I bet her asshole tastes like strawberries though.

I mean it's not like I've been a neet for fucking years. I left Uni 4 months ago.

Graduated not left.

Running a business counts as a job in these situations

she probs fuck with niggers

Is it bad that I can relate to this meme yet I'm laughing my ass off at the replies?

>then get pressured to find a job, any job
>even if it's not relevant to the course you worked your ass off to complete

>Hurr durr get a job
>I have one, and everything is the same
>hurr ur lying

Get off of your high horse