Rockies vs Nationals Gamethread

Tyler Anderson vs Jacob Turner

Anderson is the first southpaw to face the Nats this season.

ROCKTOBER ALL YEAR LAAAWNG

Nats fan checking in

I thought this was hitters park?

You have to hit the ball first.

Anderson looking solid through 2

I really hate how deep visiting teams play here. Completely robbed Reynolds.

On the bright side, he can't be any worse than Jeremy Guthrie.
>already out of the 1st inning.

Wolters RBI!

Is Bryce Harper not playing today? I have him for beat the streak.

>You will never be caressed gently by Tony Wolters as he saves multiple wild pitches
Why live?

He has a day off

Getting the day off. He's available if needed.

bloop

>Rockies pitching is a mirage they said

Top of the 4th
9:30
Fuck.

Wowzers Anderson straight dealing

>Caps win Stanley Cup
>Wiz win finals
>Nationals win World Series
What a year for DC fellas

I like it.

Murphy trying to pull an outside pitch.

GIDP.
Rockies starters have allowed 1 run in the past 18 innings

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Rox are hitting these balls hard, but right people or foul.

The wave is so stupid.
I bet it's the same fans that start it every night.

10 PM. 5th inning
I'm never gonna make it boys.

How many lineouts can there be? This game should be 3-0 by now

MARK "ROCKIES MVP" REYNOLDS COMES THROUGH AGAIN

Nats win!

Fuck off, time traveler.

CHUCK NAZTY 2ND DECK BOMB
5-4 Rox!

ONLY FAGGOTS HIT SINGLES

>MFW we were in the timeline where they won, but since you posted that, they are about to get BTFO and we get tacos

Bases full, Story up to bat

LMAO that hit

Single!

>5 singles in a row

MY SIDES

TACOS
A
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WE GET TACOS

>there are still people sleeping on the Rockies
Why would you do this?

HOly shit this reliever is so fat.

>MFW I called it earlier

>booooooooo
what did they mean by this

>Baseball players
>Athletes

3 more outs

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One down

2 my dude.

The fuck was he spraying on his bat?

Don't suddenly become blind ump

soon...

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HEY

Rockies win!

>mfw ESPN had Rox only 7th in the new power rankings

>Rockies
>First in NL

Pick BOTH

>mfw they had the Nats at 2nd

Get ready for a summer of Rox shitposting.

I'm a little scared guys...I know the "roxs always start stronk" meme but I've never seen this before.

The Rockies have been Cleveland Browns level terrible for as long as I can remember. I'm going to ride this shit as long as possible.

heh...I saved that pic too.

I wonder if the Avs gave the Rockies all their power...truly a noble sacrifice.

This is now a Dodgers thread.

I capped it :-)

Who gives a shit about that irrelevant team?

You have to go back.

They literally made the world series only a decade ago. Not even close to Browns level.

you magnificent bastard....

Because they had like a week off before it started.