KNOCK KNOCK

"Hello, sir. We've heard you have guns registered here. We need you to hand them over peacefully"

What do?

>implying drones are effective against gorilla tactics

Point my laser at it.

No I'm sorry officer f-22, I don't.
Would you like to come in and see?

Gorillas are easily taken down by a 9mm

"I have no guns, officer fighter jet. But I do have this SA-18 who would love to say hello."

A bunch of cardboard boxes flipped upside down filled with dirt would keep them fucked up for weeks.

>gorilla tactics

there is something very horrible about large things peeking through doors

a primal fear

Gorrila tactics, for all intensive purposes, is still effective in modern warfare

Shoot.
Also, don't be dumb niggers, don't register your guns ameri-bros.

>mfw O-2 FO left his range finder behind onna mission
>mfw Iraqi kids would point it at Apaches and UH60s causing them to think there was a missle lock and fire flares/evasion flight patterns

"Holy shit this acid is AWESOME."

I love going to the zoo to look at the guerrillas. Che is my fav, fampai.

yeah, just look at Ferguson

but the real issue is getting enough gorillas on your side in the first place

I could care less about the guerillas.

"I lost them on a hunting trip. They are in the woods somewhere"

...

"Wow, Officer Jet. Can your fuel melt steel beams?"

Irregardless, it has shown itself effective from time to time.

Too many diamond dozen do nothing cowboys who'll give up without a fight.

This. I'll never register shit from my guns to ammunition. Hans knows what's up.

I hate it when they treat them as escape goats.

>pretending to be retarded
frig off

>not knowing the difference between a jet and a drone

DELETE THIS YOU FUCK

Are you Jewish, you look Jewish.

What school did you go to? You're a pretty big guy.

Princeton 2010 - Counter-memetics.

I don't even peek your interest?

I don't care what's the difference as long as they don't wreck havoc in my property

It's a mute point what school I went.

...

Gotta just let guy bonds be guy bonds. Leave the cowboys alone

Sauce?

Jesus, I am really a boy 2 men

Tell him his exaust is showing then run out the back door

It's my do diligence to educate you then

Hand them over becaus I'm not a redneck.
Then push for the repal e

YOU JUST FELL FOR MY TRAP

>implying gorilla warfare will not just rustle jimmies.

Here's my C-9, it is the only one I have for realz.

>tragic
>canoe
>accident

I sold them to some young gentlemen from Chicago for cash.
Have a good day, sir.

/sg/ probably.

"They're not guns, they are heirlooms.
Go away"

>What do?
Talk to the hand.

>running Windows
isn't that a bit of a liability

>guns
>registered

Why are liberals so universally ignorant of the law?