*gets in shower with you*

*gets in shower with you*

*suffocates

Physically impossible. That thing standing sideways is wider than the shower.

Topless pix?

the water probably splashes everywhere

*drops soap*

male or female ?

Either way you're not finding a penis or a vagina. You'd just be fucking fat folds at that point.

nice ipad bro

...

*JUMPS ON HELIPAD GUT*

Sorry aint going to fit in my shower and the second floor of my house where my shower is would probably collapse under it's weight

*all i see is darkness*

Take your top off

He can wash my back.

>shower head instantly gets blocked and the water backs up bursting out of the pipes and floods the neighborhood

I can work with that, as long as there is no pus and it doesn't smell.

>HELIPAD GUT

Top kek

>break his skull against the shower knob

>doesn't smell
Literally impossible.

*gets out of shower alone*

Show me that gut dammit

Boogie can I have a photo?

Wow Steve Bannon let himself go

*grinds dick against belly*
I wish I had a fat boyfriend to do that with.

Ha ha! You call that a hamplanet? It was TOTALLY unable to block me. What is it's schtoyle?

Move to England.

Imagine the skeleton inside that thing. How even does the arm work? It's right arm just seems impossible

*gets crushed against the wall*

Why England? I would think being in burgerland is better.

Well, I'm in Manchester and I can assure you, there's fatties everywhere.