This is 100℅ real wtf

Did he go full autist?

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Do you not have covfefe in your country?

Probably fell asleep mid typing.

Was probably drunk

I make the same mistakes when phoneposting drunk.

I fucking hate covfefe .

that's our prez

covfefe

He's just fucking with people at this point

this

>a senile old man is leading the americans who falls asleep in the middle of typing a tweet

fucking 12am tweets
i can't believe this shit is still happfefe

he is a big boy

Ah yes, it's all part of his 5d chess plan my southern aryan friend
Praise kek
MAGA

probably started typing a tweet then got interrupted and accidentally hit a few buttons while his phone was in his hand
wish cunts would stop being so obsessed with trump

NUCLEAR
CODES

my grandparents tweet at midnight too

for you

he is

covfefe is racist and sexist

I'm beginning to realize why Merkel flipped out after spending so much time with him.

you'd have to be seriously deluded to still be supporting this man

elderly man known for outlandish behaviour types shit when drunk. move along.

Doesn't Trump abstain from alcohol though?

>This is what anglos actually believe

Bernie's even older and his brain is still working

being president of the united states and hated by the entire western world including half your own country would probably make you drink a bit

This. He is a teetotaler, lost his brother to alcohol at age 35.

>A Mexican is one of the very few people standing up for Trump itt
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>covfefe
>cowfee

really makes you think

This

>and his brain is still working
I voted for him and but it's easy to see he's an old kook. He just has a some socialist concepts on repeat. He opens his eyes wide enough that he looks awake, but also so wide that he looks senile.

>72 year old man types on social media like a 72 year old man

Getting really tired of all the Trump coverage desu

trump is the great con-man of our decade

>accuse him of having small hands
>"accidentally" mistypes with his massive fingers

worked yourself

>people still defend him
its getting pathetic at this point

Well tbqh he can say stuff like that as president, it would ruin all diplomacy efforts and the oil trade. He can't say what he thinks, he has to ramble a standard message, like all leaders.

ikr?
I'm planning on moving out asap, this country is going down the shitter

Can't think of a policy more destructive and selfish than "wanting to stick it to the smart elite" tbqh. You get what you vote for.

back to the cuck shed trump shill

How can you not love this man?

What is pathetic are the daily outcries of the media for everything he does. It is as pathetic as their gayness for the last one, "Obama eats at McDonalds just like us omg" type reporting.

I like to stay away from the hysteria, give the man a chance and evaluate him in the long-term.

Hello mods, hope you enjoy the money given by the US to delete all of these threads

Yeah yeah, half your country would have moved to Canada or Europe by now if we go by what they said before and just after the election. Fuck your stupid hysterics. Why are Americans often such a hysterical people? Like big children.

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>I like to stay away from the hysteria, give the man a chance and evaluate him in the long-term.

there isn't one campain promises he didn't fail to fulfil

you're a total cuck for defending him

Is he even tying?

He is pretty fucking old and out of touch with reality by this point, so it's too be expected to that little slips like this will hapeffe.

>spends his entire campaign talking about the dangers of Islamic terrorism
>never mentions at and since the Saudi Arabia visit
Really makes you think
Sucks that Saudi Arabia got America by the balls because of oil. It's the most corrupt and unironically oppressive country in the Middle East.

top fucking kek, brown shoes

I said: long term.

This is as bad as giving Obama a noble peace price for being black.

And you are as hysteric as the ones across the ocean.

>Saudi princes can't run things with daddy's money when I'm elected
>Trump signs $100 billion arms deal to Saudi Arabia

It's not even oil, Saudis are a viable market for US weapons

Fuck he made one of my favourite tweets

The majority of Americans voted for the Democrats, though.

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top hefe

Oil is the blood of a first world civilisation. The backbone of industry and source of organic chemicals and thus pharmaceuticals, intermediaries etc etc.

Hence why our leaders sold us out to the Arabs after the first oil crisis in '73. Islamisation for oil.

Amuse me you dumb Belgian monkey, how did our leaders sell us out after 73?

>top hefe
Going to force this now.

Makes it even worse tbqh. Drunk rambling would be ok, but how can a SOBER man come up with all these ridiculous tweets? Some of it, like this, isn't even coherent English.

If he had lost the electcion we wouldn't have great memes like this
The rest of the world should be thanking us for electing him

Senile old man probably fell asleep while typing it and his hands must have mashed the keys and press send

is good i swear.

> including half your own country
> has 70% disapproval
im sorry our public eduction system didn't teach you about math

>Trusting opinion polls even though they failed miserably to predict the election results
Americans never learn

i still haven't forgiven him for the two scoops

Keklolmao

rephrase the question in a less rude manner and I'll make an effort

you've never made a typo online?

Plenty of times, but only when I'm drunk, and I'm also not president of the fucking US. It's not only a typo too, the sentence just cuts off.

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But it's true, why do you think people flock to us in droves? And not just rapefugees either like Western Europe, but foreigners from all across the globe

Your tourism industry is set to lose several billion dollars this year.

Only because other countries fell for the fuck drumpf meme
Trump a good boy he dindu nuffin

Did this guy do anything yet or is everyone hating him or sucking his dick for no reason?

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Who wants to visit a nation where everyone hates them? I should've made that trip back in the early 90's, gone to see universal studios, now it's too late.

Yeah president of the US is not even human dude, typos are for humans only. FAR OUT

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No because of the anal inspection at your border and fucking paper work. (Is your grandpa a Nazi, Are you a terrorist?) It's so ridiculous people pick an other destination instead.

are you a jew or something?

>covfefe
I didn't know Trump was actually Mexican in denial.

3alli al covfefe

He's an asshole, but he still is a better president than ours.

Gween tea~

While the grubby half gipsy who 30 years ago hated Russia on a silver platter for "the people" is now picking putyins ass 2 times a day to keep it nice and clean.
I'd take a senile billionaire old bum over a twofaced lying thieving sack of shit any day

Don't forget they want to see your contact list and social media now or you will be deported. Fuck that. I'm not even trying to get in.

He's legit retarded.

>says he's going to destroy ISIS
>makes 100 billion arms deal with Saudi Arabia, the main money/arms supplier of ISIS.
lmao

I'm sure it won't come back to bite us in the ass eventually

my thoughts exactly

non-native speaker here: what does covfefe mean?

it's yiddish

A number of things. No offense but you need to keep up with current events, I don't keep track but even I know he shitcanned the trans-pacific trade for no reason, successfully alienated every US ally on the planet except saudi arabia, invaded Syria and fired the head of the FBI.

Stop making fun of him
Dementia is no joke

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he even managed to get us annoyed, and we're the biggest US bitches in the world

How so? The trade deal?

>DONT BUY AUSTRALIAN CARS

>America constantly complains how evil Islam is
>they're the ones that fund all these radical terrorist groups, destabilize countries which create refugees, and support the most radical and corrupt middle eastern country
Really gets the cranium cracking
How do we stop the eternal yank

Can someone please tell me what he was trying to say?

only if you tell me who this sluzza is

A whole combination of stuff including the trade deal, TPP and his attitude towards China