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Let's laugh at British housing edition

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haha

lmao

haha

look at the size of this phuggin frog
wowza thats a big frog

LITTLE

bloody canadians have all this land
imagine all the british people you could fit in there

BIG

BLACK

you know what really hurts about british housing.

>be an uneducated runt who got into council housing in the 90s
>buy it for cheap
>now a literal quadrillionaire

>be a masters-educated yung mane who volunteered at soup kitchens and is a pillar of his community
>can't even dream of affording a house and is forced to spend 40% of disposable income on staying in flatshares with the dregs of society

I don't get why the tories go on about 'hard-working people' when they just lottery system this shit up.

COCKS

praise kek!

maga!

build that wall!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'd love to see thailad out on a date with his GF

>So, how's work going?
>Oh solly, me no understand
>Well how about that bangkok weather huh?
>Bangkok weather velly good, me like bangkok velly much

HOWLING

Suppy and demand. Simple as.

this is fine, hardworking landlords deserve the people's housing benefits

he speaks thai though

he speaks thai, you know...

She speaks fluent English, I speak decent Thai and the weather is shit rn.

they don't usually learn English until secondary school tbf

Absolute Motivation

Take the footballer's salaries, and give them to the soldiers

Take the banker's bonuses, and give them to the nurses

Take the boomer's houses, and give them to the kids

end of discussion

ok
>Krom kraai kraak kra
>aaaahh wung krae wuchangkra
>seem ramajak warung hlai?
>baht chun blatjang kraae

can you learn thai from nothing in your mid 20s or do you need to start young?

He said mediocre thai

any foreigner I meet who says their """"""fluent""""" in english can usually only have a basic conversation, you'll never connect with her on the same level as a british spouse, nonce.

._.

*votes for you*

creasing when he finds out that even when he gets the prestigious job the housing market is so fucked it won't feel like any relief.

imagine if he was white. literally no recognition

they're* before the smartasses

Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams

hate this sort of individualism

>their
are you a foreigner by any chance?

lel
archive.is/uj7qI
>How one 31-year-old paid off $220,000 in student loans in 3 years

> Back home in Joliet, Illinois, Horton took a job as an operations manager at the nonprofit her mother runs.
>Horton's mother gave the couple a condo that she had purchased at an auction for $13,000 as a wedding gift. It became crucial in wiping away the hefty student-loan tab.

t. privilaged white tory boy

You can learn anything in your mid 20s
language really isn't a problem, she comes from money and had an excellent education. You're right in a way that there's definite cultural differences but that's not always a bad thing.

>white people do it all the time
>non-whites do it so rarely it gets national news headlines
lel

DON'T FUCKING REPLY TO IT

youtube.com/watch?v=L0fyYBXVaCU

mmm

fair play to the lad

definitely a bit jealous of thailad if he's telling the truth

tarquin btfo

white people do it all the time nigger, no acceptance to harvard though

From the thumbnail thought these were Rothko paintings

Thailad do you love your gf?

mum is suggesting her and pops help me make a deposit to buy a flat/house in central birmingham.

she's suggesting I use the rental income of it to pay off the mortage.

she expects that when the HS2 is built its value will fly through the roof (as London firms starts off loading expensive office, to open up operations in the 0121).

Should i?

Thailad's gonna be that seedy fat white guy who wears cargo shorts and a check shirt with his gut hanging out when you go on holiday to thailand and visit a bar

Well, /brit/? Are you a loser?

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what podcast should i listen to at work

listened to dan carlin's hardcore history yesterday.

today?

might just be a grass is greener thing mate, you live in a great country for quality of life.
of course

better to not try and lose than try hard and still lose

This motivational image goes out to all the runt posters.

You're being offered a house

Take it

saw the local hardware store owner hop out of his car with a mid 30s looking South East Asian looking woman
shan't be shopping there anymore

If I'd joined the army when I planned, I'd have four medals now.

GRR ARMY
GRRRR MANLY
GRRR STRICT DISCIPLINE
GRRR WAR

got called a cuck in the army and quit soon after. not joking

Yea posthumously awarded

yea.
but not a house i ever plan on living in and so i'm worried about making that investment

i dont want to get tied to a mortgage - will the rent really cover the mortgage? can't be having any mortgage payments being deducted from my wages for a house i dont plan on ever living in.

I left the brum-slum for good reason and I shan't be going back to them birmingham streets.

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>will the rent really cover the mortgage?

Easily, that's why landlords are such utter bastards. Even after agency fees our mortgage will be at least £100/month less than the rental income. So you're making money for literally doing nothing, you could forget the house even exists if you let the agency deal with the tenants.

right ill call the ol' mater et pater after work then

>when you base your life decisions off some NEET's advice on Sup Forums

>runts complaining about rent
>BAWW WHY CAN'T I RENT AN APARTMENT IN CHELSEA OR CANARY WHARF ON £25,000/year?

jesus christ, get over yourselves

british houses are great

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got called a dumb wagie in burger king

Reversed this image. Hello literal redditor

Congrats on joining the landed gentry, you cunt

>HAVE to work in London becasue some how the rest of the economy has no jobs besides JJB manager
>HAVE to rent out a flatshare with all sorts of normie and druggo scum which is an hour away tuberide for 40% of ones income

quick selfie

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Here's a tip, don't live in london, Tarquinn.

>HAVE to live in london for 99% of graduate jobs

I'd far prefer living in manny or somewhere like that. Alack for it tisnt possible

hate liam
love phimo
simple as

Now is the time to get on the Fast Stream. Tories have a manifesto commitment to move the civil service out of London

Then enjoy your £1000 muslim flatshare, HOWLING at the fact that you're gonna have to introduce your kids to your flatmates jamal, ahmed and mohammed

jealous of the /brit/ civil service crew

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>A powerful vehicle bomb has hit the diplomatic area of the Afghan capital, Kabul, killing at least 80 people and injuring 350.
>It struck close to the German embassy in Zanbaq Square, with civilians said to be the main casualties.

TROP will be pleased

hey guys, everyone's favourite NEET reporting in /brit/ on 31.5.2017

errrrr

:(

tim would

No one cares about wogland

theres nothing wrong with reddit

>positive canthal tilt
>still ugly

hmm

Howling that I as a JJB manchester has a better standard of living than educated cunts in London

Is the paid version worth it?

>theres nothing wrong with reddit

Negative canthal tilts are literally more attractive, but extremely prominent negatives are more unattractive than extremely negative ones.

At least i look like a white grill

there are actually plenty of jobs outside london

it just takes more effort to discover them

It doesn't, it's just that they have no prospects for advancement

stop reading at ','

you're wrong btw

Hate Pope Francis
Love Pope John Paul II
Simple as

oh yeah
I applied for a shit job at next today

Hilarious, isn't it. £20,000/year in manchester buys more than £30,000/year in london.

Londonrunts will still say that there's more to do in london etc, not that they can afford it though, since the rent on their flatshare(70% of their income) has gone up 10% since last year

>don't read it
>you're wrong
typical commie lmao

lisicki I think you might be gay