> be me, 22-year-old chemical engineer
> move to NYC for second real job
> pretend to be Jewish to avoid working Saturdays like at my first job
> be accepted by Jews at the company, have friends for the first time in my life
> get invited to Rosh Hashanah party by main Jew friend
> Rabbi at party insists that I do "blood right", a once-in-a-lifetime free trip to Israel for all young Jews
> think "Fuck it, they got my foreskin; I'll take the trip and we'll be even"
> go on trip and meet THICC qt3.14 Jewess
> rail her all trip
> find out her father is a bigwig in the Jew high court (Israeli government)
> he says he can expedite my aliyah (return to Israel with Israeli citizenship) if I want
> accept because fuck it, why not?
> become Israeli citizen living in Israel within the month
> qt's father says he can get me a job in the Jew high court, but I have to speak fluent Hebrew
> spend the next two years learning Hebrew, eventually become fluent thanks to the immersion
> get cushy Jew job
> eventually marry qt, have a big traditional Jew wedding
> get fast-tracked for promotion by qt's father, rapidly climb Jew ladder
> start wearing traditional Jew garb as expected by my high position
> catch my reflection in a mirror one day. Pic related.
be me, 22-year-old chemical engineer
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So what are you trying to say?
Are you proud or ashamed
>THICC qt3.14 Jewess
post her nudes
proud but ashamed at being dirty Jew
Like anything of that happened
Use your status to infiltrate the JIDF and post screenshots.
They get really angry over it
Jewish from the start, you have really low standards.
>Jewwy fantasies of the hapless goy.
welcome
Don't you mean
>be you
>makeup bullshit stories for a greentext
>try to sound interesting
> pretend to be Jewish to avoid working Saturdays
That's not how it works user. At least know what your talking about before talking shit
You should have become black
Lies, they blood test you to make sure you're a real jew if you want citizenship in isreal.
Not working from Friday sundown to Saturday sundown is literally how Shabbat works.
>tfw the new settlements into Palestinian land are full of Americans.
>it's literally ideological retarded families from fucking Cincinnati dragging the world into WWIII
>move the fuck out of izzy
>realize prophecies of destruction are actually self-fulfilling prophecies of self-destruction
>C'est la vie
I bet you love the colour grey aswell. Big booming personality on ya.
Perhaps, but it's the Sabbath they are forbidden to work on.
Your dyslexia or autism has made a fool of you
The blood test is usually only levied at blacks or Russians. My curly brown hair lets me pass; moreover, qt's father rubberstamped it.
Yeah!! Fuck it, they have our money; we'll take the nudes and we'll be even
Pointing out that OP is being a lying faggot is now a bad thing
Idiot. shabbat == shabbos == sabbath en.wikipedia.org
Good source there buddy.
Its recognized as su day in modern times rather than Saturday, so OPs story is still bullshit because it started in burgerland.
Whatever, user. The Jewish diaspora who keep the Sabbath do so on Saturday. You must not live on the East coast.
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