Waifu thread

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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

Claimed.

Claiming.

You're not wrong.

Claimed

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Feed my llama
Feed my llama
Feed my llama
If you don't
Then I gues it'll harm ya

Claimerino

The one with the forehead is so cute.

Mashiro a cute.

Sauce? No ketchup just sauce?
And permission to fap?

Since there aren't any other monogatari posters awake, we can all agree

Monkey is best girl

Oh, hi darling.

do NOT lewd the loli

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not lewding just fapping!

Don't sexualize the lolis!

Permission to fap, my kind sir?

>>early morning claim

DO NOT

not sexualising just fapping
id liek 2 do teh sexual with it tho

Good morning everyone

i like yotsugi better tbh

Good morning

The one with the black eyes is best girl

Morning. How are you today?

I want to go back to sleep but I can't

What do

Morning.

Morning frend!

Really? I have to disagree but she's one of the least liked girls
Okay your waifus don't even come from my show why you guys gotta bring me down

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

Expected power restoration: 23:30

Take a bunch of sleeping pills

Morning.

Good morning, Mediocre

In my defense I have not watch any of it, but I will soon! I don't know who is best girl YET

Duuuuuuuuke let me be your power generator!

I'd rather freeze to death

>Mediocre
Fucking phone.

Claiming best girl.

"Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

What part of Canada are you from again? Having no power sounds pretty rough.

Like a whole bottle?

Good morning mediatorsan.feeling better?

Morning Monkey! How are ya?

Still windy where you are Duke?

>the least liked girls
you sure you don't mean your least liked girl? snow doll is a cute and i'd be surprised if she's actually the least liked
also monkey is still top-tier, i just like yotsugi better

how long left until 23:30?

Hope you're not too cold in the meantime
Honestly I don't even really think she is best girl but I still prefer her over all the others

Why did your power go out?

kek

That's a good thing, that means you love her

"Never argue with a philosopher. They will only bring you up to their level and beat you with experience."

Nice gif.

Hey, at least they're working on it.

Its pronounced "yiff" my good sir

I'm very tired, but that's nothing out of the ordinary, how are you?

So how are you three?
As if I don't know Sayori's answer

Wow, thanks

Yes, sometimes i's nice to let all the sadness out

kek

i'm sorry!

I'm well! Haven't slept yet but I never do until about 10 am anyways. Might try making some cookies in a minute if I can get my ass of the couch.
>monkey is still top-tier
Aww thanks
I don't actually dislike Yotsugi, but I'm pretty sure most people don't put her in the top 4
That logic hit hard, I don't even have words

I'm sorry I'm bad at holding my end of a conversation. I only come here to stalk Duke

Average I think. I woke up really early this morning and couldn't fall back asleep. Feeling okay besides being tired?

Monster Hunter World is so much fun

Kanbaru is probably the best Monogatari girl..

All Valentines seem to have funny hats.

Tired. I wanted to say goodnight to you so I was waiting...
Goodnight

East coast
The wind is gone, just like the power
14 ish hours
Overnight was pretty fucking cold
Wind
Its depressing, less than a minute down the road and there's power
And we're just outside what's considered important enough to give a shit about

I'm so sorry to hear that. No heat? No hot water? How are you keeping warm?

I thought you said you were going to try to get over Duke

Anxious, I have plans for today and I'm very nervous

Um, ok, goodnight

It's all good lol
You spoil me
Your waifu is one of the best green haired girls I've ever seen
That sounds so sad. Sorry you had to go through that

That was a lie. Just a less pathetic excuse to stay up. heh...
ni ni for real

I am, day by day.
I really had strong feelings for him so it's difficult to just let them all go

Newfoundland? :^)

Oh? What plans are those?

I think I came on too strong and scared him all. Now I ruined my chance with him forever, unless I get a new waifu, of course.

I also feel tired, but I just woke up, so...

Must be genetic.

Look on the bright side, they say cold raises testosterone levels.

I'm not
I'm bundled in a winter jacket and freezing
It doesn't really matter
No
I'm not concerned about that

>unless I get a new waifu
Ya just gotta do it all smooth like. Ya gotta send me a hint it's you when you do. Like doot me... Nobody doots me:(
Good luck staying warm. Maybe go out for some food? Hot noodles or something could be nice

YOU"RE SO CUTE I CAN"T TAKE IT

I've triiied getting new waifus, but I gravitate back to my Sonokawa, I love her so much!

So why did you pick monkey? (without spoilers!)

Saya is! You should read the VN to see how great she really is!

Kanbaru has one of my favourite voice actors too..

>genetic
Kek. What are those balls with teeth btw?

Do you have a sleeping bag?

If you need to vent again im here for ya.
Make enough for everyone ^^ is your sleep schedule fucked or do you work nights or something
Well no wind makes it easier to fix, hope all is well soon

I'm fairly certain you have said where before but I can't recall.

it's not good to be obsessed with somebody that doesn't love you back

I'm meeting a friend I haven't seen in years today

Understandable, do you at least get a good amount of sleep?

That's nice of you, but I don't tend to tell others my feelings

>Kanbaru has one of my favourite voice actors too
I know!! The way her voice flows is so heavenly
I enjoy how playful her personality is, and I've always been into tomboys. Add the sporty-ness into it and she's had me since I saw her. Why do you always go back to yours?
I will try, but I still haven't even gotten up. Also, I don't work at all currently. Just living off savings and being socially withdrawn.
It's not a rewarding lifestyle but I have enough money to be comfy

We're going for breakfast soon ish
I just got warm in front of the fireplace then sat down on the couch. Brr
Slept in one. Wrapped it in a heavy blanket because it was still pretty damn cold
Me too, I've been awake less than an hour and I'm already bored
I probably have

In all honesty, I don't have feelings for him, I just like bothering him. I guess I'll stop being annoying from now on.

Tomboys are best girls. You can play video games with them and they won't get bored! I go back to my Sono because I love her!

Isn't that something to be excited about? I'm sure that anxiety will melt away after the first few minutes of you seeing them.

Dancing around my question like this makes me want to bully you.

There's is nothing wrong with Duke's power, he just wants attention.

lmao get a hobby my man

might help your autism

stop taking threads so seriously, in the end, is just a thread

Donovan best waifu

They're called Luciferos In vali's case it's a balloon. Functions as a slave/familiar/companion/weapon/means of transportation.
Ramlethal uses smaller ones to carry her swords.

I am getting 8~10h of sleep now, but my sleep schedule is still messed up. Going to bed too late and waking up at lunch time, and the like.

Feel free to try your best, I'm not really dancing around the wisdom, as much as I am not being helpful

Ougi's voice actor is the best, in my opinion
She really dominates the scenes she's in

I'm not so sure you're being honest

Our relationship wasn't exactly great, in fact it's why I feel so horrible, but I feel like unless I end it properly, the shadow will always loom over me and i can't move on

Typically they say it only takes thee days to set a sleep schedule, alternatively you can go camping, nature solves that too

g2g

You don't have to, but if you do I'll be here to help if I can.
>>It's not a rewarding lifestyle
Damn that was honestly my endgame once I had enough money. What is it that you don't like?
Mfw I imagine your situation with no mobile data too

I'm am being honest.

I-I hope your toes stay cold even after you warm up later!

Hmm. Hopefully you will find what you are looking for then so you can move forward.

Well I hope it's really tasty! Good luck not getting in any wrecks, we've all seen those dash cam videos
I agree, plus she's never boring. And she'll even work out and play sport with you:)
(Just listen to this heavenly voice)
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I don't do anything. I just sit around and I have to manage my money so I can't do too much fun stuff. These threads are basically my only social contact outside of going shopping for food. I should be enjoying it more though and not complaining

>Ougi
Her voice actor is pretty flawless, but I still prefer Kanbaru's voice. Something about it goes with her character so well.
>Kanbaru

That's super kind of you, thank you

If you say so

I hope I can manage to say what I want

Kanbaru's VA captures her energy well
All the VA's are really good in the series
Although, Hitage's VA skill is the only one mentioned in the show, that must mean something

It happens when the power goes out usually. The cell phone towers aren't on separate power circuits
They probably will
I'm a very cautious driver

Hitage broke the 4th wall just to brag about it too, That shit had me grounded. Actually managed to find the scene youtube.com/watch?v=UC9vYVAJxWc

Things like that can be pretty tough. Ganbatte~

Good. May some other act of mild inconvenience befall you today as well.

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Post uzuki toes

Well good luck, stay safe
I hope you get a pimple on your butt that gets slightly irritated while you sit

It seems like the kind of show the actors would've had a good time recording

Thank you

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And why's that yo?

And may a lightbulb find its way to you
I don't strive for either of those, but I can try

Oh definitely
I didn't mean to reference you, how embarrassing! I hope your butt is completely okay! I meant to say that to

Cute

How many IPs are ITT now?

>IP
Whatcha mean? Like IP address?