Be me.
Married at 25 like idiot
Meet married woman close to where I work
Start to talk, she loves to suck dick.
I now have a personal cock sucker who blows me every evening before work and asks for nothing in return by my loads.
AMA
Video is us
pornhub.com
Be me
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What is your job?
I am in the healthcare industry
>working nightshift
Fucking loser.
>big
lol
*evening shift* fucking illiterate
Enjoy it while it lasts. Don’t fuck up the marriage. Watch the texts. Also know that you now owe your wife a pass when she fucks another dude. This will happen; it’s some kind of karmic, universal marriage rule.
Night shift generally pays more, and I can sleep on the job. What about free money makes me an idiot
Thanks for the tips. We don't even text anymore. If she's there when I get to work we do our thing and move on with our days
We will need pics of your wife and the side chick before we get further
side piece
Wife, she does not give head since we got married
...
Looks like fetal alcohol syndrome.
Please post nudes of wife. At least one.
Sucks dick good, don't care what she looks like.
You like her?
Their both pretty gross tbh but a slam pig is a slam pig. Why are you not also fucking the fetal alcohol syndrome one? Why just bjs?
Then she deserves it! Enjoy it user
I like her body. So nudes please.
Why no cumshot in the video. Big let down Sup Forumsro
Cheaters are ugly, inside out.
That's all she wants from me, but we've talked about doing anal and shes into it. Blowjobs you can get anywhere though which is nice since it's usually in her car
Yup I know, sorry bro. She swallowed it all
A man has needs right
I want to see this bitches ass and tits. Can you make that possible OP
Nudes?
Does she often say ayy lmao and ask for weed?
Why don't you just divorce if you are not happy about marriage?
Marriage is great, the sex is whack
Should I post wife or side piece nudes?
B O T H
Both
Wife. For the love of god. Wife
Both the women
This thread is poo and ass
This thread is ass and poo
Dis thread be poo and ass, bumbaclot
Wtf kind of dog is that
Congrats, op you somehow managed to marry an inbred hick and cheat on her with an alien
English Bulldog and french bulldog/pit bull mix
Lmao nice
Haha. OP here. Didnt expect for this thread to actually gain momentum. Just grabbed a screencap on like page 8 of ametuers on pornhub. And posted the video. The women are actually FB friends. Soooo. Yeah sorry about that guys. Really i say medical field and i can sleep on the job? How can you even fall for that. Staya cunts
Those arnt nudes OP
Ayy she looks like fem Tom Cruz
Watch your sleep, or the zodiac'll getcha
Not OP.
I take care of a paralyzed man, a lot of downtime. Not that I have to defend my story but, you know
your dick is small, don't say it is BIG, lmao
I'll take that into consideration next time I'm getting sloppy head and recording it for your viewing pleasure
>Blessed
Omfg. OP you retard
OP my dick is throbbing for your wife and side chick. Post nudes
Ayy lmao
Do not underestimate the power of an outstanding blowjob. Happily married here, but still visit the chick who gives the best head in my lifetime. Things are pretty chill, but I worry that if the chick gets in a situation where she can't pay the rent, then she might try to extort money. Worth the risk and no regrets for now. She put my whole sick down her throat while liking my balls. Wife is much better all around sex, but her overly sensitive gag reflex = lame head.
This man gets it. If a man didn't eat pussy, you can bet the wife would find someone else who did
I can only imagine your ugliness when i see what you fuck...
Oh thank you, that means a lot to me coming from a Sup Forumstard
I think you missed his point. But you could always train her user. Not worth the risk of stds or extortion and more. Just divorce or work that shit out. Advice from another happily married guy.
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Why the fuck else do you get married?
Tax purposes?
I didn't know Winona was a jewess.
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Evening, night shift. Still a loser. Might as well be letting dudes fuck him in the ass under a bridge for crack.
looks like a self-fellatio. Do you date yourself?
enjoy an STD. Slut like that would be blowing more then you bro...
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pornhub became a pedo underground site. pt.pornhub.com
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I have a job, I obviously don't have time for crack
both horrible
Marriage... betting half your shit, your kids, and your friends on the whims of a woman.
Good call, OP. Enjoy your divorce.
lol rick sanchez
What's she going to do with half a PS3? OP is a night shift nurse, he doesn't have any money. Get yours OP! Also, get a divorce now, why prolong the agony? It's much easier before she gets really overweight.
can that fucking gif just die
Yeah. Point is, I've basically sold my soul for great bjs. I have no doubt it will all come falling down on me eventually. No easy way out if my friend with benefits decides she wants more in return.
I actually just got a PS4+ for Xmas. Everything else is spot on
Ayyy lmao
Dr deletus?
That's me. Dr. Deletus, Remover of Fetus