Go to kitchen

>go to kitchen

>"Oh hey user you want something to eat?"

What do?

>rape her
>obviously

lick her ass

Skip food and go straight to anal

Say no to niggers kids.

Ass worship

EAT DAT ASS

call the cops

>implying your small dick will be able to reach past her ass cheeks

there is no way Holly Tushe's ass is real. The shape is just too large for the rest of her body.

"Welp, looks like I'm going to have a half black baby."

eat that ass like a good goyim

>implying you need a big dick to please women
>yfw youre playing in to the zionist cuckold agenda

STAY WOKE SHEEPLE, THIS FAGGOT PROBABLY ALSO THINKS THE EARTH IS ROUND AND REVOLVES AROUND THE SUN

Hit that shit like the fist of an angry god.
>Muh dick

>turn 360º
>walk away

>360

You mean 180 friend

Shoot this unknown negro dead, I'm going to stand my ground.

bait

Summer is over friend

...

>turn 360º
>do you even math bro?

get tha fuck out of there
don't want no nigger aids landwhale

Call animal control - there is a gorilla loose in my house!

...

Toss that salad like my name romaine

hi, newfigs :)

Politely say yes I would.

Have meal with her.

Then fuck.

call animal control

for you

tips fedora

It's common courtesy and also common sense.

Who fucks on a empty stomach?

>*kill her*
Wew, one nigger less.

...

me

When the fuck did I get a microwave?

Berry my dick

get something to eat obviously

Consider telling her to leave, remember that I live alone, just ignore her and hope she doesn't leave so that I can have company when I watch TV

Then kill myself anyways.