So: blowjob from vacuum cleaner? Any experiences? Advice? Tips? Got a new one and am quite curious

So: blowjob from vacuum cleaner? Any experiences? Advice? Tips? Got a new one and am quite curious...
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definitely wasn't as good as I thought, just a really meh experience nothing like a blowjob

Just remember to post a vid from the E.R.

dont. the risk of anything bad happening isnt worth it

you get better suction if put directly into cleaner not just the hose

Thats the thing they use to milk cow that's the shit. Vacuum cleaner is stupid.

>Implying you ever recieved a bj, being this desperate.

Protip: don't try it with an upright. The beater bars aren't as inviting as they sound

dont do it man my uncle had his left nut sucked in

get an industrial strength vacuum, definitely the best way to go

Does it have to be a wet and dry?

If he can afford a vacuum he can afford a meth whore.

Them Henry's look like little goers. Cheeky little smile they have. Good Which report too

you don't have to clean up afterwards

You'll rip your dick off.

Gotta lube or you'll rip your foreskin off

holy shit op is a faggot

lube up use a henry hose feels fuckin brill, dont try to do it for too long tho 5-10mins max or your dick loses all feeling amd drops off

Not fun

dont do it... i tried it once with my parents vacum cleaner... it just hurts because of the sharp plastic edge...

OP here: thx for the advice Sup Forumsros! Kind of seems to be a hate it or love it kind of thing. Will probably try it tomorrow and post results!

Any more advice on how to do it?

Blowjobs from your mother, we have lots of experience.