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>sargon claims to be "left wing"
>thinks hayek btfo keynes
>will be voting for Theresa May
what did he mean by this?

>285
Shall be reporting this thread

woah this really opened my eyes
guess I'll be a social democrat now and vote labour and hold a migrants welcome party!

AiU is better than all of them.

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kek

>why the hell are they fucking bombing us?!
*Supports further drone strikes in Syria*

>Theresa May is right wing


SCREECHING

afternoon lids

anime

class struggle is an illusion, just singling out one facet of the larger endless struggle of life
Hierarchy is good

who here /caughtthesunlastweekend/?

Anime lads

you better fear Jakubs and Lukas, not moderate Muhammeds

no i've been staying in my room with my blinds closed
life is grim

Stop baiting you boring cunt.

he's going to reply with an epic anime reaction image

>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?

pulled my gf last night

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considering working in a bar
thoughts lads?

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Stop oppressing me, I shant be silenced

if you like beena golada

based anime lads XD
keep posting epic anime reaction images

stop calling your willy your gf mate it's weird

karen

wow an australian working in a bar well I can't say I've ever seen it before so I would say no you simply arent suited to it

Imageboards turned me into a philosemite
Rate

are you outgoing, confident, charismatic, and do you have 5 years of bartending experience?

Imageboards turned me into a phimosis
Rate

thats like one every 10 minutes wtf

>bart ending experience
how have the Simpsons not made this joke yet

nah but I know someone that works in a bar

fug, forgot to enable f.lux tonight

I was wondering why I didn't feel sleepy at all

trying hard not to ruin the ol' sleep schedule again

Hahah wow drumpf misspelt a tweet ahh what an idiot xD

WHERE'S ME JUMPER

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good vid
youtube.com/watch?v=TmLVjSvzkY8

Need to stop wanking

Wanked furiously for 40 minutes this morning and felt nothing

cool

*lowers copy of Fanged Noumena and raises eyebrow*
Trump? Don't think so...
*resumes reading*

*sets down the Telegraph*
Hmmmmm...
*picks up The Economist*

*overdoses on acid*
*books flight to Shangai*

So many retards on /brit/ who see the political scale as black and white
>lefties love pakis
>righties hate pakis

I'm a proud leftie and I fucking hate pakis and think we should close the borders

yes, i do.


next question.

same, open boarders is a capitalist thing anyway

Absolutely nothing wrong with Islam or Judaism

Based religions, Christianity is the laughing stock of abrahamic religions cause no on takes it seriously anymore

>I'm a proud leftie and I fucking hate pakis

it's just a fucking gimmick you mongloid
>/brit/ political discussions are super serious

Just has a wank lads. Just wanted you to know.

exactly, the only argument for immigrants is that they support the economy
could not give a fuck about numbers on a page

he's just come from leftypol lad, give him a break

lmao

I'm a centrist and I like pakis if they let me buy things on tick

Phwoar what a hard nut

but what of the pints

hello subhumans

thanks for letting me know x

literal spastic
love em

Muslims who provide me with mind altering substances on tic are GOOD lads

Why do so many of you come here? Are you planning on destroying the Anglo race?

*walks towards you*

Hope Corbyn wins

>yes, I do categorise everyone I don't like into one label so I can debate them easier by just picking one talking point and basing your entire worldview off of that

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hello
please export kvass
it's quite nice

>that one lad in your group who's also the most autistic and drinks spirits straight because he's such a hard cunt who loves the taste of 50% ethanol

brexit

quite literally me

Mummy may is about to do a hillary

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should've been gideon

Almost as bad as the lad who drinks Bailey's mixed with milk.

start packing your bags because it's going to be a long walk back to leftypol when corbyn gets btfo

alri josh worthington

>that one lad in your group who drinks guinness because he loves pints
(me)

NEED a gookette in my bed

express.co.uk/life-style/health/563610/Loneliness-bad-obesity-and-heavy-smoking
*dies*

worst photoshopping I've seen on a tit

>Guinness

*rattles the bar of your runt cage*
*you squeal and cower into the corner*
Hehehehe
More eggs, runt. Lay more eggs!
Hehehehehehehhohooo *breaks down into a coughing fit* Aha, AHAAHAHAA

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probably should have
/britpol/ claimed it was going to be a landslide
If labour gain more seats than 2015 it's a victory

>If labour gain more seats than 2015 it's a victory
I don't think that's how it works

*does a really bad photoshop of your face*
how about now haha

resistancereport.com/news/white-terrorists-killed-more-this-week/

this got 50k upvotes on reddit

If that were up to me Britain wouldn't exist at all.

Any comments on my technique?

Hate Mussies
Hate Terrorism
Hate Roarkes
Hate Pints
Love Hate

Which board?

Here yes because the elections were called to STRENGTHEN the tories not weaken them, having labout gain seats is a defeat

It gives me the moral high ground in /brit/
don't act like you understand how our politics work you yanktard

just had a very surreal experience lads
>making noodles earlier
>landlady is over
>mention to her my shoulder has been sore, I injured it badly a year ago and it feels bad from time to time after a workout
>she says she has something to help
>I sort of nod then go eat my food

>just now I come to clean out my bowl
>she comes up to me with a spoon and this bottle of some sort of oil
>makes me take my short off and starts massaging my back with this oil then scraping me with the edge of the spoon
>does this all over my upper body
>gives me a pretty aggressive massage
>then tells me to run around the house a few times
just back in now lying on my bed wondering what happened
shoulder is feeling better though atm

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I'm well aware. they still lost the election though

Is brea liom Éireann
Na fuath liom Sasana

>terrorists
those were murders user

>It gives me the moral high ground in /brit/

Victory is determined by the goal, the tories want to not just win

Elections here aren't black and white victories and losses
If tories lost seats they would regard it as an embarrassing defeat after calling an unnecessary election