>wake up
>world is now this
>wat do?
Wake up
Hudson Moore
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Gavin King
fuck drumpf
James Bell
What the fuck does New England Patriots mean? Like the handegg team?
Nicholas Thomas
reddit beyond belief
and wh*te ppl
Alexander Smith
fuck donal trunks
Jack Davis
Trudeau: Do you like American Psycho?
Trump: It's...okay.
Trudeau: Although originally polarizing to audiences and critics alike, it recieved a much deserved cult following when released on digital video disk, or DVD. There it found a second life, and really came into it's own, both commercially and artistically.
*Trudeau walks into the bathroom*
Trudeau: The movie works both as grim examnination of male vanity, while also maintaining real genre thriller, justifying these total shifts by placing the audience inside the head of the duplicitous lead character. Christian Bale's dynamite preformance gives it a big boost.
*Trudeau returns to the den with an axe and raincoat*
Trudeau: The role almost went to Leo but nobody could have brought that certain pathos and charisma to it quite like Bale, a role he later recalled as a shade of Christopher Nolan's Batman pictures.
Trump: Hey...
Trudeau: Yes, Donald?
Trump: Why are there newspapers all over the place? Is that like, a Huey Lewis and the News joke or something? Haha....
Trudeau: No, Donald.
Trump: Hey, is that a raincoat?
Trudeau: Yes it is.
*Trudeau walks over to the television and turns it on*
Trudeau: In 2005, Lions Gate released this, the uncut version. I think it's an undisputed masterpiece. A movie so entertaining that most people probably don't listen to the message. But they should, because it's not just a great character study, but a sardonic metaphor for 1980 greed and materialism. Hey Donald!
*Trump looks back in pure terror*
Trudeau: AHHHH!
*Trudeau hits Trump in the head with an axe and blood splatters onto Trudeaus face*
Trudeau: TRY MESSING WITH THE CANADIAN DAIRY INDUSTRY NOW YOU STUPID BASTARD
Jaxson Rodriguez
two wives from eastern europe?
huhhhhh
tuck donald frump
Samuel Lee
the fuck is wrong with his chin?
Nolan Martinez
>Ted and Drumpf
>enemies
vocaroo.com
they stopped fighting and joined delegates to save America
Cooper Wilson
>t. chinlet