I’m going into the kitchen to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sammich and a glass of milk.
Want anything?
I’m going into the kitchen to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sammich and a glass of milk.
Want anything?
A piece of pizza pls
Can I have a sandwich too?
Do it without smearing peanut butter all over the kitchen and I might be impressed
Hm... got any pop tarts?
Can a nigga like me get a bowl of life cereal?
chocolate malk
Get me two (different) of any of what they said. I got the muchies
No malk in the fridge. Got milk, though!
Chicken nugger pls
Pop Tarts and milk are my other “go to” midnight snack
I made a perfectly symmetrical pb&j without any smearing
Sure user!
Coming right up!
Sure thang, broheim!
Uh, no
I need my tendies
Wtf?
Sure. Sure.
I'd take some chips, if it's no trouble.
chips?
No trouble at all, user
Tell your sister to come give me a handy.
Alrighty!
She lost her hands in an industrial accident. But I’m pretty sure she’ll fart in your face.
your mother has peanut butter legs; brown, smooth and easy to spread. Ima eat her after you go to bed..
4th grader detected
TENDIES!!!!!
So long as you're asking, a glass of chocolate milk. Please don't spill it OP
Ran out. Santa ate ‘em all
That’s original
That jolly mother fucker!!!!
yo get me some fuckin mashed potatoes, I know we got leftovers and I'm munchie as fuck
a girlfriend
spotted the newfag
microwave popcorn, but some old bay on that shit please, and a bottle of water , and some grapes
while you're at it grab me some painkillers from the drawer, please.
my head is killing me
can u grab me a hot log of Andy Sixx's gothcore shit ?
Could you just grab my ativan from the cupboard and the whiskey from the fridge?
Need a hand with all this, bud?
Lotsa people, but it;ll be no problem at all.
let me join you for a few rounds, brother
Neat or on the rocks?
Could you make some tea while you're in there?
Sure thing! Hope you feel better soon, user. everything okay?
Neat, if you will. I like the burn..
/get 1 whole marijuanas
Oof
Good taste mate. Cheers
Nah im fine, thank you though
>Want anything?
a handful of Seconal doesn't sound too bad...
to a happy new years, may we both pass the fuck out
where can i find some i got cash never heard of it before but googled it sounds fun
how are barbiturates like? looking to try some, idk what to expect
To good luck and good health
2 spoons please and thanks.
Could I get a margarita on the rocks?
ur mom lol
How bout you come join us for a real drink
Ok how about a Jack and coke then?
Can ya make me a sammich as well, mein friend?