You walk into your bathroom and see this

You walk into your bathroom and see this.

What do?

>collect fucc

Face fuck her. Simple.

Wonder who fixed my bathtub faucet for me, because it hasn't worked since I fell face-first onto it 6 years ago.

She clearly used to be a nigger so I'd make sure nothing was stolen.

Get out the holy water

sit down, take poop, play on phone, wipe, leave.

wed my waifu
>tfw no Safiya gf

howd you fapl

"Why are you wearing a swimsuit in the bathtub you fucking autist"

360 and piss on it, 180 and leave.

She's a nevernude, you dolt.

whatever that shit is, it better not make a ring in there

Were you that dirty?

I ask her to leave immediately. She is an intruder in my home and I will tell her that I will take lethal acts if necessary. If she does not I will then bind her up and hold her in my cellar until local law enforcement arrive.

i tell her this can be easy or hard , i want to lick your asshole and smell it, either you bend over and open it up or i knock you out and do it any way, after 30 minutes of eating her crinkly discolored asshole i rape

ask her out on a date with me and my wife. She's hella cute and we'd take good care of her

>nevernude?
dafuq is that

Ooo never nudes represent!!!

There's dozens of us

I move the wire away from the bathtub

binding and imprisoning is illegal in some states. I remember a news story a few years ago about an old retired guy and his wife remodeling their entire old house and leaving for lunch one day only to find 3 little shits had vandalized the ENTIRE home. Vulgarity (MOTHER FUCKING CRAIG WUZ HERE/ DICKHEADS/ PENIS/ etc.) was spray painted on the newly painted walls, sheetrock smashed in, lighting wrecked etc. old guy caught them in the act and locked them in a closet then called the police only to have the kids set completely free and him arrested on felony kidnapping charges or something.

Turn 360, tip my fedora, and moonwalk out

I would save the image and create the exact same thread a few days later.

I'm not sure if you are joking...

Safiya is definitely not a nevernude, going by the leaks

Wonder who the fuck put an Emo bath bomb in my tub

post proof

fake

give her the key to my chastity cage and demand that she be my mistress

underrated post

>unzips dick

"Bitch my water looks like liquid charcoal get the fuck out emo bitch"

Drop in the catalyst to speed up the reaction to solidify the liquid into a stone hard solid instantly, trapping her forever in that position as an object. I'll feed her when I think about it but you can believe that everything she eats from the dog bowl I'll put in front of her will be covered in cum.

is this the cunt that stole the tip jar from that uber driver?

Absolutely not. Saf is literally the sweetest person ever

rape her and drown her

Disgusting

prolly ask what is she doing in there and also complain a little bit about her hairy arms

Send her back to hell.

put on my lab coat and gloves on naked body.
knock her out in the tub.
find her phone
insert a stick with metal mesh weaved around into throat to scrub off vocal chords.
preferably dislocating her jaw.
tracheotomy so she can breathe,
gotta keep her bottom half upside down, so she doesnt drown in her blood
find 4 pieces of cloth, use them with some leverage to tightly bind each limb separately cutting off flow through the arteries and in a short time render them dead and only amputable at that point.
if she isnt passed out from the pain, knock her out again, move her to my car.
clean up the house with lots of oxidising agents.
take a long shower, change to a normal attire, later gon burn the coat
dump her in the woods far from my city.
message her mom from her phone
wish happy new year and apologise for not being able to visit anytime soon.
go for a good old meal at McDonalds
dispose of the gloves somewhere else.
go back home
pop a coke.
watch some tv
i dunno.

>Send her back to hell.
I laughed.

Pass go, collect $200 BTC

Cutie

damn, that's a tough case, poor dude too. if that were in my state, not only would the police not care, everyone would hate the kids.

Politely ask her to leave.

Put a speculum in my cock hole and ladle in that black bath water

I would wonder What's the black stuff she's bathin in?

Wonder if a nigger peed in the tub.