Ylyl thread

Ylyl thread

youtu.be/wGf3yq5oskU

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/UOY850oi8SI
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law
abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=6498405
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

...

...

...

...

...

...

i legit say shazam sometimes. I did it as a joke once and after i'm done nutting sometimes she asks, "Shazam?" And i'm like yes honey shazam....

...

...

...

I feel slightly self conscious when reading that, then i remember black ppl are retarded and my tax dollars pay for their cable tv and foodstamps while they vote democrat by about 90% margin. You can't get dumber than niggers.

...

...

...

...

...

...

Are these millenials just taking videos and not helping that victim of niggers? Ok... millenials are as dumb as niggers too.

They are black, aren't they?

...

...

...

...

...

Thanks for getting this shitty song stuck in my head

...

...

youtu.be/UOY850oi8SI

...

...

...

...

The nickname ones always get me, more!

Pretty good kek user, thanks

...

...

Fuck. That.

The fucking rainbow.

...

KEK

...

>see millennial get seriously hurt
>pulse weak, breathing is low
>herocomplex.jpeg
>attempt CPR until EMTs arrive
>EMTs make it
>Millenial survives
>Millenials sues you for the cost of the ambulence service, and medical bills because you created a hairline fracture on a rib when you performed CPR
>Millenial claims to have developed a phobia of being outside and PTSD because of the experience
>Sues you for mental anguish as well
>If female millenial sues you for attempted rape
>Lose everything because you tried to help somebody who never asked for it
>Happens every day
Document, document, document, and document some more. The most powerful weapon you have at your disposal is the ability to document reality as it happens. You have a right to due process but due process doesn't mean shit without evidence.

Wut?

My wife and I really do have a habit of unironically thanking each other after sex. Why not? We just finished giving each other a lot of pleasure.

...

What in the fuck is a doghouse?

I pay for my house. Nobody's putting me out of it.

...

...

FUCKING NIGGER DETECTED

>"I have to work in the morning"

...

Sweet, merciful crap, this is real. This will certainly help Africans better integrate into global society and open up many economic opportu....HAHAHAHAHA THIS IS WHAT SJWS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

...

WRONG!!! I'm Hispanic

wonder who got

Taco-nigger

...

>ifunny
get back ye heathen

Mom must be so proud of yo- oh thats right she left your dad. Lel.

Look who's talking you sick fuck

zebra-fucking faggot

okay i admit it, the zebra pussy is so nice tho

...

youtu.be/UOY850oi8SI

Well

...

What kind of copypaste is that user?

...

Kek

that doesn't happen you fucking retard, ever heard of good samaritan law?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Samaritan_law

...

...

...

ah i fucking lost
why did i lose to this its not even that funny

> things faggots say after sex

Virtually no game or movie depicts lockpicking properly. Splinter cell has it the closest, but the pins and wrench are both fucked.

at least he's getting a blowie

Shit skin subhuman nigger stay in your own shitty country stop relying on white people

Why don't you get off your high, stripey horse?

lost

Not clicking your autistic channel kill yourself Faggot. Or maybe I'll just report it every time you post here

>implying that all laws are universal and federally mandated and not subject to change in different cities and states.
yeah and in some counties you can legally kill somebody just for trespassing on your property while in others you can get arrested just for calling them a dirty word. Again, you have a right to due process but you have to provide evidence. good samaritan law doesnt mean you get an automatic free pass for anything just because you claimed you were trying to help somebody. "I swear officer, I didn't mean to almost kill that person. They were choking and I couldn't get the food out so I attempted a trachiatomy and accidentally punctured an artery. I was trying to save a life by cutting that persons throat open! i swear! is my word not good enough? im a good samaritan!" Even if your intentions were good they can still bust you for damages due to negligence. It's always in your best interest to document and create evidence and just don't get involved.

Rare footage of a family of country music enthusiasts bonding in the moments before the shooting broke out in Vegas

F

user, I have some bad news. Tyrone next door gets the blowjob.

lost

She deaderino deaderinski?

Why can't it be both?

...

Cite one instance of a millennial suing someone for saving their life as you describe.

Kek. Never bring a woman on board.

Lost

...

...

...

...

...

>not knowing how to use the internet. Jesus Christ this was the second result of a 2 second google search using only the term "sued for cpr." God fucking dammit. Ya know that magical.screen youre staring at can be used for something other than porn and facebook you fucking troglodyte.
abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=6498405

...

...