"Nothing personal"

>"Nothing personal"
>It actually is personal

>*unsheathes katana*

>*slow clap*
>*walks out of shadows*
>"Not bad kid"

What the fuck is life if it isn't personal?

>teleports behind you
pssh... nothin personell, kid...

what's the point of those arm braces anyway?

>heh, is that the best you can do?
>you cant defeat me!
>let me explain my evil master plan in detail

>you would do the same thing if you were in my place, kid
>kid wouldn't get close to doing the thing

>no offense
>it's very offensive

psh, nothin personell at all...

>protagonist gets some superpower
>antagonist gets the same superpower

>main character is trapped under the gun
>"click"

>what do you want, bad guy?
>I want to rule the world!!! hahaha!!!

>friends arrange party in abandon house
>almost everyone gets killed
>two of them escape
>smiling and kissing each other peacefully

>couple having sex
>he doesn't cum all over her face roaring like a tiger

>main characters lives alone
>no piss bottle at the pc
>no paper towel or napkins for fap
>desktop on pc is well organized

>Iron Man
>Hulk 2008
>Ant-Man
Any more?

Chronicle, sort of

Luke Cage
Amazing Spider-Man
Winter Soldier
TNMT
X-men

>Winter Soldier
Bucky isn't the villain though

Actually he is, because hydra brainwashed him.

>A cat appears briefly.
>"meow"

>character crashes off-screen
>cat scream
>wheel hub rolls past on-screen

>puppy appears
>whines cutely

*object gets tossed offscreen*
*hits the same screeching cat as in every other movie*

Name three flicks and one film where this happens.

>I have a bad feeling about this

>this is your fate
>this is actually not

Problem child 2
Problem child 2
Problem child 2
Problem child 2

>romantic comedy trailer
>cymbals

To be extra stabby

>let's get outa here

>villain is captured
>you'll go to prison, asshole
>villain tries to take over
>villain is killed with blood and gore

*barely avoid disaster.

Next time keep it to yourself, will ya?

>action/sci-fi trailer
>single piano key

>violing playing intense out of tune note
>false jumpscare
>oh, don't do that ever again!
>jumpscare

>no matter what, don't use this
>he uses it

PEPEEE

>you can't defeat me because:
>explains to the mc how his powers work, basically just for exposition to the audience
Does every anime villains do this?

+1

>couple having sex
>she doesn't piss in his mouth
Dropped