Anyone else have a split urine stream? This happens to me at least once a day

Anyone else have a split urine stream? This happens to me at least once a day.

it's because of your JO'ing.

dried cum that bonds together your urethra

yeah this

But I don't masturbate.

Just break the seal.

this has happened to me, but not regularly. If I were you I would go piss in two urinals at the same time.

>I don't masterbate
He says

sure thing faggot lulz

Clean your fucking toilet/bathroom

I've got the same problem, I don't know man, it's just bad luck, but it isn't always, it's mostly either with a boner or when I didn't clean properly

It's a magical lint wizard again getting fuzzies in ur pee hole

Take the pubic hair out of your urethra

first sign of penis cancer

He might not. Doesn't mean he doesn't have wet dreams.

Bro clean your fucking bathroom. That is disgusting.

only happens after i beat my meat

Internet. Can’t get a new toilet seat. ALSO, CLEAN YOUR SHIT LAZY FUCK! Can I beat your ass for being lazy? Pathetic.

I have literally never had this happen to me and I went a year or two with beating it an average of 7 times a day.

Your dicks are broke.

ok

Hitler could have stopped this.