Orioles @ Rays game thread

Ramirez vs. Miley

looks like the game is happening

not even raining right now

woo

Everyone else got rained out instead I see

Also Jeb! now owns the Marlins in the best timeline

Everyone should be made to pitch as fast as miley desu

HAPPENING

Miley take the UBBBBaldo option today?

Maybe it'll be like the yankee game where Wade walked like 7 but didn't give up a hit whilst doing so

Even if he does we still survived yesterday's attempt. There's some magic still in stock.

This guy is gonna get bombed tonight. I feel bad for him

>starting your worst reliever and praying it rains
This could honestly work for the Rays

Bold move cotton, we'll see if it pays off.

Lucky for him, the O's will probably forget how to hit until the 7th or 8th inning again.

>not diving in the dirt

>denying your ace his strikeout

Miley no-hitter confirmed

Miley is pretty much the greatest pitcher of all time

>Mark Reynolds is outperforming Trumbo despite being blind
:(

>Kim reaching base by any means possible

Everyone stop throwing shit at Kim

here's hoping he can muster the energy to sign the checks

BASED BAG

Come on Caleb you motherfucker

>shifting for Caleb
What

can caleb get his first rbi in 2 years

>lol

Fucking shit

lel no
>Caleb Joseph is an actual professional baseball player

is broseph out of options? he could really use some time on the farm to get his shit together.

Apologise right now you little shits

What's with the Rays and baserunning this series ffs

Not until he gets an RBI. Remember last year how he joked the others guys were never on for him to get a chance at one?

palmers right, this guy is bretty good

Wade miley - 23 baserunners....0 runs.

Going to the game on friday after work, should i make a smug bird "mad about the O's?" sign?

shucks

Welp

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If I was miley I would try not walking every batter. See if that works

Someone get this hothead outta here

>susan

what a pitch

SOOOOOUZA
SOOOOOUZA
SOOOOOUZA

>shifting

when will this meme die?

>the shift

John Lackey is a faggot

>just using the bullpen
literally cheating

Altuve got murdered by his teammate btw, ran into each other and both are out with concussions

Who needs starters when you can just string together half-decent bullpen dudes?

Kek, when will they learn?

This is gonna be the future of baseball

Get shitloads of semi-decent prospects relievers with options and just rotate them like crazy

Y'all niggers boring. The reddit thread is far more active

then fuck off to reddit and take your trip with you

>Old Gay

>crying about trips on Sup Forums

HELLO TUMBLR

So is this "orange duck" meme just something some ass mas bombstonfag keeps spamming?

Other day a yankee fan said his kid wanted to watch "the orange ducks"

After the slide boston fans got upset and tried to force it

wut

I wouldn't be opposed to some offense here

Stop moping, its magic time

This

Do note this was after Boston losing two games and exercising their victim complexes over a slide into Pedroia

>spending billions on a team with no real players or prospects and no fans
But why

Are they just assuming some other idiot will buy the Marlins off them for more in the future?

Jeb! wants the cuban vote when he tries again in 2024

Are the Orioles the comfiest sports team in this history of the universe and possibly the world?

Now when you say comfy, do you mean getting shut out by relievers? If so, then....

It's alright

After this game Manfred is gonna ban relievers from being used before the 9th

when is the top of the order going to start hitting?

A dark sacrifice is required. DINGERS FOR THE DINGERS GOD!!!!

We can only hope. Chicks dig the longball AMIRITE?!

probably why mancini is sitting tonight, he's been draining all the MAGIC

Why is Miley out there with over 100 pitches

It worked yesterday so I'm trying it again today.

O's have lost this.

LONGO AGAIN

OFFICIAL ORIOLE STARTER POWER RANKINGS

1. Bundy
2. Miley
3. Anyone in AAA

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9001. Ubaldo

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90001. Gausman

Trumbo couldn't hit off a tee baka

Nice job by Manny to use his psychic powers to get that ball to roll back

Kim to clutch

The other day my daughter asked me to go see the orioles play the silver kites and i said no

Why?

I dont want to expose her magic at such a young age. Dont want to go to Askaban

When did the Rays get 8 Cy Young's on their team?

Orange ducks rebuild when?

If nothing else this'll probably hurt them tomorrow especially if it rains

Hopefully, it's just frustrating seeing a team with as much power as the O's get styled on by literally who's, and only manage to get 2 hits against a guy who came in with a 7+ ERA.

Watch, they'll put Hunter in and we'll walk it off

time for some

M A G I C
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Nah this is going into 5 innings of extras

Baltimore fan here, haha guys what period are we in? Go O's!

You forgot your trip old bay

Ah fuck, its their closer

I'm right here you limey fuck

Shocking, right?

Magic?

Trumbo gonna chase first pitch into a GIDP

It'd be pretty funny if mark tied it here

Too bad he won't cuz he sux lmao rekt

Trumbo for the lose

>the Eternal 4th Placers actually,literally resigned Mark Trumbo

what were you guys thinking to be frank

Thanks Mark!

Pre-she-ate-chuh

-Da Rays

What a cuck

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Beginning to think that Davis is only drawing more walks because they know Trumbo is useless right now

They should honestly make Joseph the DH