Official youtube reviewer power rank thread

Official youtube reviewer power rank thread

1. Chris Stuckmann
2. Jeremy Jahns
3. Collider movie news
4. Yourmoviessuck
5. Schmoesknow

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>he goes to youtube to watch hours of guys talking

welcome to 2016 you fucking faggot.

if you have a problem with the way society and culture is then you are most likely a middle eastern shit skin or an old man.

I only know cuckmann and if he's the best one, I definitely don't wanna see the other guys

Hey maybe we need some more youtube shill threads, I don't think 5 is enough to talk about some random losers talking shit on youtube, keep shilling guys

>he watches hours of men prattling because he doesn't have the ability to form opinions or experience content on his own
>calling anyone else a faggot
Sup Forumsidya you need to go back.

and you're a cuck

Serious question looking for serious answers: what THE FUCK is wrong with this guy's teeth? They look horrid. A putrid yellow. Like they're literally rotting out of his mouth.

Literally whos: the list.

Being a cuck is better wiping your ass with a stone in a desert jerking off to camels.

This was movie. It was good movie with good CINEMATOGRAFFY. plese subscrib 4 more

Am I the only one that ever exits a Stuckmann video feeling that I've learnt nothing?

He's prattles on about his attachment to the movie, but from the on it's just him reciting "the cinematography was alright/ok/astounding/deafeningly great/average, the acting was alright/ok/astounding/deafeningly great, the visuals were alright/ok/astounding/deafeningly great, the score was alright/ok/astounding/deafeningly great".

Every review of his is copy and paste of the other, and he never dares to have his own opinion.

At least Jahns is all or nothing in how he sees movies. It'w also very hilarious to notice that the "so-called pleb" (Jahns) of Youtube has better taste than the "so-called connoisseur" of Youtube (Cuckmann).

Frankly bro, it would probably be better for someone to wipe their ass with rocks, while?, jerking off to camels than to be some Sup Forumsidya faggot who is likely to eventually degenerate into someone who goes to youtube to watch men "Let's Play" ass wiping with rocks and jerking off to camels, men that unbox cutting edge shit scraping stones, and men that reviewed the last camel they fapped to.
Quite jumping your goddamn quarantine wall and keep your youtube shit to Sup Forums where it belongs or try actually playing/watching media and forming your own fucking opinions for once.

Isnt the guy running yms a well-known dog rapist?

*doglover otherkin

Yes, Adam Johnston from yourmoviesucks.org(yms) is a well known dog rapist who enjoys sex with dogs.

you're not alone. he's so bland and generic. he's just an average joe that has a hard one for movies, in no way is he qualified to break movies down or criticism them because he just lacks that knowledge. I feel like I don't need to watch any of his reviews and I'll already know exactly what he's going to say.

i have my own opinion don't need manchildren with their rooms full of toys and cartoon shirts to tell me if a movie is good.
you are a worthless piece of shit if you need some validation for your shit taste

GoodBadFlicks is the comfiest.

Cuckman bettet that Jeremy Jews pic one

Hi Chris

RLM and YMS are the only ones worth giving two shits about.

What did Cuckmann mean by this intro?

youtube.com/watch?v=E4-T0UhQXc4

hi chris!

thats no way to talk about beyonce user.

who /stuckmannized/ here ?

yes but jahans is also just as bad and is stuckmanns enabler.

this. his "explained" videos are really patronising.

kek someone needs to post the gif!!!!

the "under the skin - explained" video tops it all desu. literally nothing gets explained. he is doing ABSOLUTELY nothing but retelling the plot. its kind of hilarious.

The worst part is definitely when he has to explain his history witht he movie like it matters.

I've always been a big fan of/You know me, I love/I love this one thing which is sorta related to this other thing which is also related ot this movie/As you can see behind me

Like fuck dude stop.

The only good one there is YMS.

Collider and Schmoes... you must be joking. or retarded.

Every Frame A Painting is the only decent one. His videos have a POINT unlike everybody else on youtube. Look at nerdwriter1's videos. His latest one about transitions in Scott Pilgrim was literally just "There are cool transitions in scott pilgrim."

he really does seem to think hes a fucking expert on film yet write shitty snapped neck scrips and his live action "films" are fucking awful. also he has really thin skin, he got super pissy over rlm and his script.

I hate YMS but Cuckmann and Jahns are far worse than him. Jahns is a mindless normie who couldn't offer real criticism to save his life and Cuckmann is a pathetic drone who just regurgitates the popular opinion. YMS is an autist who over-relies on nitpicking but at least he doesn't just regurgitate normie tier bullshit.

No I totally fucking agree, I'm glad you and a few other posters agree cuz it's been driving me nuts Like he feels like a movie reviewer that I would be if I tried to start a youtube channel and do it

I don't want a plot synopsis, like tell me WHY it's fucking good or tell me why it's bad. He doesn't really do that really. I'm amazed he's as popular as he is

this is all you need to know about chris

>I rate youtubers

Any collider fans here?

are there some yt reviewers that dont focus on capeshit and star wars?

TELL

youtube.com/watch?v=2qpT7bWSgwg
really makes you think.

yeah thats what i was referring too, i have to admit that kinda made me feel a touch bad for chris.

literally shilling for incompetent faggot with very small dictionary
op still is a fucking faggot

Chris Stuckmann is an embarrasing hack who puts his own nerd cred and ego ahead of giving good reviews.

His review of Shin Godzilla was awful. For anyone who doesn't know, Shin Godzilla was the very first complete reboot of Godzilla from Japan. There has never been a retelling of Japan's first encounter with Godzilla since 1954. It's also the first Godzilla from Japan to have no other monsters and pit Godzilla as the bad guy since 1984. It was full of satire and commentary of the Japanese government and it's place in the world stage.

In short, it's one of the most creative and different Godzilla movies from Japan ever. Full stop. It elevates Godzilla back out of being goofy corny superhero for the first time since 1954 really.

Anyway, Stuckmann went on to say that he apparently grew up with Godzilla and is a huge fan of Godzilla. His favourite Godzilla movies growing up were the 1998 Tri-Star film, and Godzilla vs. King Kong. He then went on to criticise the movie heavily for having incredibly boring characters and too much talking, and being a standard/unoriginal "Godzilla story" like we've apparently seen many times before.

It was frustratingly done without any sort of knowledge of what he's talking about, and lacking in any insight into the film other than a surface level, "There's too much talking but Godzilla looked cool."

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2. RLM
3. James Rolfe
4. Sir Paul Latza
5. Senor Pablo El Latza

His reviews feel more ego driven than a way for him to present his critique. He doesn't get in depth with his analysis, it's all surface level and any movie with actual depth he seems to either miss the point or ignore it.

He just wants to talk about pop culture and say, "I grew up with this. I always have loved this. This was my childhood."

Which he does with literally everything.

What the fuck is going on, I don't read this backward twitter shit.

get some air old man, enjoy the sun and the trees while you still can

>the sound in this movie is EUPHORIC.

>Chris Cuckman
>1

y'all fatties mad he gets to talk some minutes of bullshit and get paid AND has a qt that swallows all his loads

those people being your favourite critics is like saying your favourite directors are JJ Abrams, Chris Nolan, and Stanley Kubrick. All surfaced level "artists" that can dish out basic media for the stupid masses and turn a profit. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Try watching Redlettermedia. As for movies. I'm sure you've only ever watched Marvel movies. So I'd recommend you check out a little film called Citizen Kane.

God dammit this post.

hello Jack

>1. Chris Stuckmann
I hate this fag simply for the fact that he has no sense of humor.

Maybe the excessive talking made it boring?

no way, anything made in Japan is an absolute, timeless masterpiece

The dialogue was all fast paced, shot in unique ways to keep visually interesting, full of humour, and interesting commentary.

He didn't talk about any of that, just "it was boring they talked too much."

I doubt his attention span greatly.

Too bad you have to be japanese or a pathetic weeb to actually experience that

he's a total baka gaijin :P

I can get behind this

I should add, I thought it went on a little too long in some parts as well. The movie made a point of having a lot of talking around conference, it was part of the satire. The first act and the final act could have been tightened.

But only by a little, not nearly so bad that everything else done with the human element of Shin Godzilla should be dismissed simply because they talked a lot.

It was a political satire that used Godzilla as a vessel to make it's commentary. Like if Godzilla showed up in an episode of The Thick of It.

I just found it kind of insulting to completely dismiss it and write it off as, "Just another Godzilla film." after such clear and passionate efforts were put into elevating it beyond that description.

>make faces in the thumbnail picture
>sum up the plot of the movie in a few minutes long video with posters and toys behind you
>earn enough money to have your own house and car and no need for a job

You guys should do this too.

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yourmoviesucks is ok

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These are alright, I generally prefer review where they just talk about the overall quality, and don't sum it up to a grade

Stuckmann annoys me sometimes tho
>The movie really disappointed me, there were some good elements, but overall it was lackluster
>I'm gonna give it a B.