Why was it such a piece of shit?

Why was it such a piece of shit?

Felicity jones. Now can we move on and actually discuss something you chimpmunk

Because the predecessors were shit aswell. Dan Brown is pure garbage.

Was it more shit than the first two?

For some reason, I actually enjoy these shit films, even though they are without a doubt shit. It's a comfy kind of shit.

All DaVinci Code books and movies are trash

Really nothing new here.

I've never even heard of this movie. Is it out?

The books are garbage. The movies are actually a lot better. They're still shit, but they're not as boring.

I say that as a guy who enjoy numerous paragraphs about architecture in Lovecraft's fiction. Dan Brown manages to make things like anti-matter bombs and secret Vatican archives into the most boring shit ever.

too much romance subplot and less christianity puzzles and mumbo jumbo
I watch Dan Brown's movie for the latter, not love story that filled like 80% of the screen time

It was, it completely raped the book
And now the story makes no sense at all even
It's now a mystery movie without a plot twist at the end
I have no idea what the fuck they were thinking

I liked the first movie, because it reminded me of old PC adventure games. Didn't care about the angels and demons one too much.

It's a franchise no one has given a fuck about since 2006

I'm a sucker for the arts, Angels and Demons was like porn for me
Also I liked it more because it was more of a methodical treasure hunt

I think Dan Brown is a complete hack, so I don't really care about faithfulness unless, of course, as it sounds, they changed some things so much that the overall story makes no sense.

Even then, I don't know that that's a turn off. As a Catholic, I just like hearing Dan Brown's retarded theories and watching Hanks run around Rome.

There's no Rome
The movie and book start in Florence and then they go to Venice and Istanbul
But it fucking ruins the movie completely
Dan Brown's book are based on the fact that he keeps twisting things around with a lot of plot twists on top of each other
The movie removes all of that except for a very minor part
Basically in the book there are the following twists: the bad guy had a gay lover watch out for him, he actually already has the plague, nope just kidding it's just stupid allergy, nope his lover was actually the girl that's with Robert since the beginning of the movie and now she's gonna follow the bad guy's dream and cause a genocide, nope she just wanted to save the world, oh but the bad guy already released the virus, but it didn't really kill people he wasn't that crazy
So 7 plot twists on top of each other
The movie removes 6 of those and the narrative gets completely butchered
It's stupid and horrible

Tom Hanks is a hack that has never been in a good movie

This

venice was a mistake

second half was not in the books. and unneeded romance

It was Dan Brown going for scenery porn and filler
It wasn't bad, I love hearing Robert going art teacher mode
Fuck that romance, it was bullshit, Robert was hooking up with other women in the earlier movies, what the fuck?
He fucked Vittoria in A&D, he never showed any signs of liking some old hag, which now doesn't have her signature silver hair
And Sienna was victim of the worst character assassination I've ever witnessed
It was horrifying

It was made for middle-aged women.

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I like angels and demons

What?
So did I
Inferno is awful

Why? It's the only book I have ever begun and didn't finish in all my life. I'm very OCD about finishing books I started. It was that fucking bad.

It's funny all his stories hinge on some horseshit sci-fi doomsday scenario when the movies themselves are basically about conspiracies.

they'd be much better if there was no mention of dumb shit like antimatter. i mean who uses antimatter non-ironically besides star trek? dan brown, haven't you been keeping up? now we have red matter.

it was a fun art adventure movie in the vatican.

Angels and Demons is from 2000
Digital Fortress is about a Sup Forums tier-NSA botnet and internet and computer surveillance and that was released in 1998
Deception Point had AYYLIUMS
Dan Brown just turns on the discovery channel, history channel etc. watches an episode and decides he's gonna write a book about it
He's writes lighthearted books about tinfoil hat conspiracies usually with modern Indiana Jones and always with a hot and very intelligent woman

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Why do I keep seeing threads about this, isnt this not out yet?

Yes it's out, I unfortunately watched it

The first two movies were snore-fests. Lots of explaining, running, and some stupid twist.

Now imagine that with less exploring, and no twist