OFFICIAL KANSAS CITY ROYALS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAME THREAD

Duffy vs Covey

Royals
1. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
2. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
3. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
4. Salvador Perez (R) C
5. Alex Gordon (L) LF
6. Jorge Bonifacio (R) RF
7. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
8. Brandon Moss (L) DH
9. Christian Colon (R) 2B

White Sox
1. Tim Anderson (R) SS
2. Melky Cabrera (S) LF
3. Jose Abreu (R) 1B
4. Todd Frazier (R) DH
5. Avisail Garcia (R) RF
6. Matt Davidson (R) 3B
7. Yolmer Sanchez (S) 2B
8. Omar Narvaez (L) C
9. Leury Garcia (S) CF

Pls score

R O Y A L S

>covey and beck
>but still Davidson and leury

I dont get it are we tanking or not?

You're gonna get fucking slammed, 'lels

moose is the leadoff hitter we deserve

well come and jam if you want to slam

who are you?

>covey hasnt fucking killed himself
>actually getting another start

How long a home run will we see today?

HOL UP

the stadium is actually called Guaranteed Rate Field? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yes. What seems to be the problem?

At least its not AT&T PARK

Are you based enough to run from the left field BIG RED DOWN ARROW to the one in right? or vice versa?

is this faggot a racist?

hosmer will be traded for a bucket of balls and a fungo bat to be named later

>fungo bat snaps after one swing

Just like bumgarners arm

as long as it hits a flyball on that swing it becomes a good trade

guy on deck is gonna get a foulball to the head

that was not a balk

>testing gordo's arm
lmao can the whos do anything right

Throw the fucker out of the game.

L5, with 3 errors last night.

>ripping the glvoe off your hand before making the throw

Having Hosmer up every time we have RISP is half the reason this offense is so shit right now imo

>the fungo bat is no longer on the table

we'll throw in mondesi if you keep the fungo in the deal

Does the car in the White Sox Mazda Car Raffle have a BIG RED DOWN ARROW on it?

Not-Guaranteed Lit Field.

>cant even keep the lights on
what a pathetic attempt at a franchise

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Fuck. Almost.

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Tie game

At least its better than no production from fraz

do you soxbros like hockey? i heard the blackhawks lost

Holy shit, I did not know that! Were they swept?

idk i dont watch furpuck

>hud saying "griffey" with a gay lisp

LEUUUUUUUIUUUU

>Sox score on 2 outs
Is this the real life

holy shit

Im a royals fan deeply fuckin scared about the season

>white sox actually scoring on your best starters
Yeah id say that definitely is something to be scared of

It could be worse. Jeb could buy the team and rename the stadium Jeb! 2016 Field.

if you're a true fan then you have known this feel for so long that there is nothing to be scared of

>tfw Sox fan living on the north side

>beating up drunk Cub loving twinks all day
Life must be awesome.

So you're punching you're way through the neighborhood?

This

>a sox fan response to mo'lester asking them for a beer.png

TODD

FRAZ

YOLMER

YOLMER

this was the second worst offense in mlb

Guys, how long is this happy feeling going to last?

Until regression hits us hard again

Look at this team's bapip and fip
Thats whats truly scary.

>royals
oh man, I hope you guys get better if you're letting >our offense score this many runs

>avi at .457
all of my fucking wat

How does this keep happening? False hope to the max.

Looks like Q is gonna have to right the ship again

There'll be plenty of time to tank once all trade pieces are gone.

Real talk my >gf is a photographer and she'll be doing some shoots of the Sox tomorrow. Who's autograph should I have her get?

Yolmer

Question is who do you want.

adam dunn

Is swarzak actually... good?

Ask Yolmer to draw a penis.

jerry krause

The guy looks so confident and determined up there.

will she autograph my dick?

only if it's black

i have a sharpie at my house

coloring your dick black probably wont work

>4 players faced
>16 pitches
>15 strikes
>3 Ks
When does notalbers notalbers?

What if he dyes it.

DOUBLE CLUTCH

NARV

RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD

>rape on the south side

Pottery

if he dyes... he dyes

avisail garcia

problem is you might not have a girlfriend after that "autograph" session

Nasty nate

I really like the 2017 edition of the White Sox

sure, they're not going to win a pennant or anything, but damn they have been fun to watch so far

Every win feels nice because it's unexpected. Probably takes a load off the players to not always be underperforming expectations as well.

I still would of liked to see what a team with Sale/Eaton would of looked like with a Manager that at least understands the basic concepts of the job.

Probably whats happening with Avi

Even if we had francona I feel the team just still lacked the talent around those guys to compete for real

I know robin was bad but it wasnt all his fault for the cruddiness of recent years

I just don't think they were going to be enough to carry a team, especially a team that seems to crumble every time the general public believes they might have something. I'm still rooting for Sale and Eaton even though they're gone, Sale's performance over in Boston has made me giddy

wtf got into this team

RUNS FOR THE FUCKING RUNS GOD

Your run on the field inspired them

But to be a delusional narcicist, as I was leaving the game on Saturday night when they got 3 hit I yelled straight from the edge of the 1st base upper deck PATHETIC right into the dugout below

You're welcome

FRAZ
AVIHITS

>10 runs
>Davidson 0-4
>0 Ks

>beck
Even he cant screw this up can he?

>14k attendance
>less than 5k left
>while we're WINNING
Come on guys

Shit

>now we are down 6 in the 9th

whos on suicide watch

I don't even fucking care if they don't matter. At least they're runs

TAKE THAT MOSS DONG

habbening

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