Alright Sup Forums lets do some Beta stories greentext thread, I'll start

Alright Sup Forums lets do some Beta stories greentext thread, I'll start

>Be 12yo me
>Ugly as hell, but have good intentions I guess
>Manage to finally get a gf
>People at school mention it
>Start feeling like people is starting to see me with some respect because of that
>Gotta find a way to fuck it up and go back to be a beta faggot.jpeg
>Ff a few weeks after getting my gf
>There was this kid in school who always bullied me, we'll call him J
>J starts teasing me during class, calling me names
>Yeah, call me whatever you like, but I'm still the one who has a gf"
>The whole classroom heard me saying that shit.
>Someone told my gf what happened

She dumped me the day after that.

I have a few more if you want more

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Alright, here is another one, Part 1 and if there is interest Ill post part 2

>Be me a few years ago
>Had this kinda cute and slutty gf
>She wants to have sex
>It will be my first time
>Super excited about it but all I know about sex is what I had seen in porn movies
>Meet with her at a cheap motel to do it
>Dad would be so proud.wmv
>Start kissing her and touching her around her boobs
>Damn, so thats how boobs actually feel like
>History Greatest Mysteries uncovered.jpeg
>We were doing pretty good imo
>Massaging her on her back to get her horny
>Suddenly, she tells me to take my underwear off
>I realized that my dick was not hard at all
>Like, not even a little bit
>Start panicking, this has never happened when I fap
>Ask her if I really have to take it off right now
>The fuck you mean if you really have to take your underwear off now, user?
>Tell her to hold on for a moment while I go to the bathroom
>Clearly she noticed what was going on

Cont?

pls continue

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Alright guys here's my story
>I got in a fight with a supposed "friend" who owed my girlfriend at the time $10.
>I ended up getting the money
>she ended up saying "I should have just waited to see if he pays up" and we break up
>5 days later its Christmas and we go give each other our presents and our personal belongs she gave me my love letters I wrote her at the time
>I go over today to give her the love letters and belongs she gave me. She was in the supposed "friend" truck who owed her money.

Cont of >Start beating my meato in the bathroom to try to get it hard
>Shits not working
>Fap with the fury of the gods
>I came, but my dick never got hard
>Heard her laughing
>Go back to bed with her and try to play it cool
>Ask her to what she was laughing about
>"Just a photo that my friend sent me"
>Ask her if I could see the photo, already knowing that most probably she told her friend
>She obviously told her friend

Now each time I am gonna have sex I remember this.

Man, that sucks, I hope she gets aids or something for being a bitch

OP here. I hope so also thanks. She was such a cut since I only fought him since he owed her

I know how it feels man. I got in a fight with a very good friend over a pussy and at the end the fucking bitch ended up cheating on me.

Moral of the story I suppose is fuck these hoes

Alright, here goes another one

>Be me
>Quit my job and moved to the US
>Had been living with my gf in my country, but I wanted to stop living in a shithole
>So I moved to a first world shithole
>Its nice tho
>I got paid my liquidation from my old job
>Not a fortune but a decent amount of money
>Bitch starts asking me for money
>Being the faggot that I am I send her the money
>Ffw a few months
>Had been fighting with her, but each time we fight, I send her some money and she calms down
>One day she tells me that she lost the money that she had saved for the week and that she doesnt have anything to eat
>No problem, babe, I gotcha
>Send her money
>The moment I sent her the confirmation of the transference, she sent me a photo
>A photo of her kissing with some other guy
>Blocks me


Turns out the bitch had been hanging out with that other guy for a while and she needed the money. Not even her parents will give me my money back

These hoes aint loyal yo

Thats some mega cuntery but pls betas in the future dont ever let thots cross your money. I would be devastated if the love who broke my heart in may instead took my $3000 i had at the time. Think of any autistic desire besides a woman. Depending on how shitty of a shithole your country was, tell your family to spread the word and maybe she'll get lynched for adultery

It's probably moot as well as the green text bag underneath him and if it is fuck you moot you fag and if it not fuck harder for reminiscing like a little bitch Heinz change you want to get rid of antibiotic and computers to
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>be me and 12
>in typing class, new girl right next to my seat and the wall on her other side
>biggest rack ive ever seen
>shes 15 and we start hanging out
>a lot
>essentially every moment not playing soccer cuz beaner is with her
>scared of beatings by mom if i had done drugs or drank so never hang out with her outside of school
>one day after months of knowing her one of our friends makes a joke about us
>"you don't like me like that, do you?"
I still regret to this day, nearly 9 years later
Caitie if you're reading this please blow me

>Got jacked by a hooker for like 600bucks.
>she rummaged through my bag, found thecash and tucked it in her undies.
Was too much of a pussy to manhandle a hooker in a foreign country.
Maybe the pimps running the place would help.
>not allowed to touch the girls, we can search her purse and ban her if she [gets caught] steals again

Only went to the whore house to see if sex was worth all the drama.
It isnt.

But as my buddy said
Kind of an expensive blow job but I spent more than that on my first gf before she blew me.

top kekels and shekels

I regret not keeping a diary/journal.
The goldmine of beta cringe that was school.

I just busted out a yearbook last night and realised I got like 5 cute girls numbers who wrote shit like we should hang out this summer before college etc.signed with

Post your fucking beta stories faggots. I need good laughs.

No stoploss.