hoc - no hokkei edition

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What should I do?

No hockey on.

Post butt

ban everyone that mentions reddit. and keep doing it everytime they do.

Let me fuck you on livestream

read

>not watching whl

shut up, memebase

because we keep giving them greyhound tickets to edmonton

wow so the guy that calls everything reddit is new?

HOW WOULD I HAVE EVER GUESSED THAT

Sup Forums

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Ummm.... no sweetie

>poogina poots

>Saskatchewan

nobuddy gives a fuck bud

i sure hope this hoc thread is better than the last o....

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stop posting busts and it will be

Now I'm first in the thread bwahaha.

this is fake as fuck ron is a cuck

Reminder that the oilels will not win a single game more this postseason

>British Cucklumbia

Might aswell call it Chinese Columbia bud

is that adam sessler? how'd he go from licking morgan webbs feet to subway commercials

nice try I live in quebec mon ami, at least we tell muzzies to take their dishrag off.

*blocks your meme*

Buy ten bottles of Tylenol from your nearest Jean Coutu and down them all.

>vancouver is all of BC
nobody cares about literally who provinces, go hang out with new brunswick or chugitoba

VEGAS GODDAMMIT

>literally who provinces

dude y'all got like 6, there are literally who states, but all the provinces are important.

except yukon territory. fuck yukon territory.

who /lifelong/ here?

saskatchewan is not important lol

>Oilers win SCF Game 7 at home
>they dump oil on the crowd instead of confetti

Vous etes tout aussi mauvais que vous, le parti libéral et le sympathisant du bloc quebecois

all four of the maritime provinces, plus manitoba, saskatchewan, and the territories are irrelevant. the only important ones are ontario, quebec, and to a lesser extent alberta.

yukon is pretty but nobody lives there. BC should just annex it desu

shut up

tapette hang yourself in your mothers closet

you are half pee and half sperm

I bet you weren't even a fan of the LV Wranglers you bandwagon casual

and you are all tit-less

>\hoc\
What is that faggot shit, I couldn't even search it

Fucking disgusting frog I will shit on the Fleur de lis

i was when i would fly down there to gamble desu. never actually went to the games tho.

I'm an anglo wanna fight bud

I'm actually very confident I can beat anyone up on /hoc/ provided they are 160 pounds or lower.

Ducks fan here.
Oilers will sweep the series, I hope McMeme kills that faggot Perry.

>Anglo in Québec

Kill yourself bud

>implying

SHOW US TIDDES

No, you're just regular fat

Here you go bud

unless you're over 160 pounds like this, then I can probably win in a fight too

That's just fat.

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>so fat janny deleted my pic
Damn...

He needs cardio.

Which team do you cheer for? Go for a run, man.

for fucks sake man have some dignity
do some high intensity intervals before you cock and balls shrivel up and fall off

You sure? I have no arm or leg muscle mass. I think im skinny fat.

MOOOOOOOOOOODS

Goes without saying, everyone needs cardio don't fall for the flavour of the month meme

which team do you cheer for

Jets

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now THIS is prime /hog/

you got a fat lower back, how in the fuck is that possible?

It's called love handles

love handles my ass, you could hoist him with a crane with those things

that's what happens when you completely neglect your body over long periods and your testosterone levels are kill

dude probably can't get his dick past half-chub

so are we posting nude photos here like it's /fit/ or /soc/ or what

no hokkei on so what does it even matter, nobody is contributing any hockey discussion, this isn't HFBoards

You're already in excess skin territory. You're fucked even if you lose all the extra weight.

i feel a strong urge to start going to the gym again. man, thank god i worked warehouse jobs when i was younger

Can't stand this cunt

it happened to me too, i think it happens to most, or at least a whole lot of dudes sometime in their 20's

nowadays i run hard HIIT twice a week and do some walking and such with my gal, as well as maintain reasonable diet. being healthy pays off

Should I post my soft dongle when I have to watch baseket ball instead of hoc on my day off

>warehouse jobs

how are your knees

it would be cool to see who on /hoc/ has the biggest dongle

it's probably me

How much Meth does he smurf in Winnipeg?

We could all ask you the same thing

Is the NHL really going to give the MVP trophy to a dude that was 25th place in goals behind total memes just because they had christened him before he ever got a contract

is that thing street legal? does it go over 35 mph?

>being healthy pays off
this is truth dude, seriously. i mostly just stick to a good diet, and do not gorge. also not drinking tons like i did in my early 20s helps keep the weight off.

fine desu. i saw the lifers there with shit knees and took precautions in working

absolutely BTFO

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shut the fuck up piggthews

>tfw warehousing at the moment to save for school

Its the hips and lower back that get to me. Can't beat a livable wage though.

>Its the hips and lower back that get to me
>tfw lifting safely means you go slow as fuck and your supervisor gives you shit

sucks man, i've been there

>that time in 2014 when you laughed at Kippers posts and nowadays he just literally spams the threads with bait and really dumb questions hoping to get (You)votes
Sad. Not even Sad! Just sad.

I worked at an airport, I feel your pain.

remember when the squid totally beefed it?

I wonder (((who))) could be responsible for this

tfw you do a sneak attack on your cat and give her a head scratch and a side scratch

>men with cats

>hockey comes back tomorrow
>it's shit games

which series are you looking forward to the most?

Pens vs. Caps

Should really be the ECF.

Fuck Bettman's new mememe seeding.

No its the best games
Oilers are going to destroy the cucks

Oilels ate gonna get rekt to be desu

how would one get this warehouse job and does he need experience?

have applied to a few administrative office positions but now I just wanna give up cuz no one wants me

Terrible fucking post.

Great fucking post.

I've been reading a lot of reddit posts and forums and a majority of people think the oilers are going to win.

What makes them the odds on favorite to beat the ducks?

I really want the oilers to win

should I bet 100 dollars on them?

The Ducks rely on meme puck moving defencemen that can't stop McDavid like Vlasic-Braun did. Carlyle is going to chase the Kesler-McDavid matchup so hard that he will let McLellan dictate when Getzlaf gets on the ice. This is how Edmonton held a 29 goal/76 point defenceman pointless in 5/6 games

Man, no experience at all for general stuff. If you get real lucky they will teach you how to drive forklift. Being able to forklift is basically easy shitty enployment for life.

I'd say the big thing is the job sucks hard initially. Like really bad. Takes a few weeks before you get good enough to be lazy.