Ok Sup Forums help me get laid. She’s been a family freind since I was 7 and we always kinda flirted...

Ok Sup Forums help me get laid. She’s been a family freind since I was 7 and we always kinda flirted. Taking all advice under consideration but trips is automatic send.

Charge your phone faggot
Also go out for a nice coffee, stroll in the park, public anal sex

Tell her: if you're up for anything then why don't you bring your mom and make a nice threesome?

we can read it lol most of it

Whats the best part of having sex with an eight year old in the shower?
Slicking her hair back and making her look six.

dont ask her to fuck flat out over text, just find out where she is and go or invite her to yours


just get close to her in person and start flirting and touching her. Escalate and if she gives it back take her to the bedroom somehow. "show her something cool" it doesnt matter

i was gonna take her to this really nice tea place. She loves that kind of shit.
goddamn it.
>inb4 faggot OP
i know, thats why im trying to get laid with an actual girl here

“Why don’t you come over to my place and we’ll watch a movie or something”

Her name starts with E (looks like Elle)

Previous convo:
> you wanna meet and make drinks
> Or go out or something
> Good(?) i can take you to my favorite tea place

OP is a giant faggot, as usual
but
"Be ready by 7 then"

Tell her that her boyfriend knows what's up

"or you can come at my place and we can share tendies"

"I think I need to stop preying on girls that I've known for years and stop mailing my pubes to them. I have a real problem."

What state are you OP?

nugget nuggety nigger

OP this line gets em everytime. Id use it

OP is a faggot. OP why don't you share with us a little history about OP that way we can come up with a self deprecating lonely virgin ass response that will suit your fake text chat making persona.

I want you, badly.

Down for anything huh? How about down on my cock?

/thread

Oh shit men run nigga run

Tell us her number or area code so we can text this shit for you.. OP is either faking or a puss

suck my dick

suck

When you're finished shaving your pussy, you can licky my dicky. sucky fucky

I'm close to shooting my neighbour in the face

I am OP I am a faggot. If this was for trips I'd expect some bumps with resonable respnses. but so far I'm just a cuck who makes threads and leaves

This is for trips

"I would like you to _______ me and go to a quiet place and _________."

Close, and it should be written exactly like that!

I'm coming to eat your cat. Then stroke your pussy.

I'm going to win this cuddly toy if it takes me all damn night!

nuuu

This is it

Tell her you want to drink her pee

Suck my dick bitch

Why haven't we fucked yet?

Ask her if her birds have flown the coop. Then tell her to spread eagle.

Want to come over an put a cucumber in my butt?

I'm gay

Reroll

Puke on my dick and I'll fart on your pussy

Close

Suck a fuck niggertastic jelly sprinkled cum basket

Bring her along. I'll fuck her while you watch.

Why haven't we fucked yet?

I'm going to do a big poo and pretend you're pegging me.

pick a place and a time that she should meet you at said place, girls like when a man knows what he wants to do (whether life/career goals or something as simple as setting up a date)

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Want to fuck a black guy while I watch?

I'm going to wiggle my dick at our garbage men

Reroll

this

OP does she have a significant other we have to contend with? or is she single and is this straightforward "dtf?"

I can bend my dick backwards and fuck my own ass

I wanna fuck you till your anus prolapses

Reroll

I'm a sissy faggot and need to suck dicks for trix

OMG IM A DILDO

reroll

This thread is shit OP.. what did you end up saying to her?

I have an irish dingeberry on the end of my dick pubes

reroll

OP

OP DO IT

You have to do it, OP it's contracted

I agree with dubs here

R.i.p OP

the holy trips has spoken

Agree

HAHAA OP GET REKT .. .FUCKING DELIVER YOU PATHETIC CUCKSLURPING DICKCHANNGER

"I would like you to follow me and go to a quiet place and meditate."

so close!

This is some porn OP.. You'll need some after you send this because she won't be touching your penis for a while. Enjoy it.. and deliver.

Yeah this is Holy Trips you're fucking with OP.. If you don't deliver, boxxy will visit you in your sleep and cut your penis off and your mum will download asian virus porn to your pc and kill your whole family. This is srs bsns

Go on OP.. You deserve this.

Dude don't deliver get laid instead of satisfieing neck beards online

This is shameful OP. You're a disgrace. Deliver or else.

OP doesn't have a shot with this girl. At most he'll suck her penis and shamefully not tell anyone he was pegged by a sissy.

haha sorry that was my friend XD. He's such a riot sometimes. His name is Ryan. Anyways, How about you come over and watch some anime? Don't worry, I'll hide all my naughty stuff XD. If you need to borrow some PJ's, let me know! Or we could just chill naked. Haha jk. Unless you want to XD

roll for this shit

pls this

...

MODS can we ban this dude if he doesn't deliver?

OP do this