Do not interact with the chair. Thank you

Do not interact with the chair. Thank you.

I have a very sudden urge to interact with this chair.

May I shit on it?

You better not.

It is a vaild form of interaction, the goal is to NOT interact with the chair.

But.. but...
What if I wan't that chair deep inside of me then?

Plenty of fish in the sea, user, go find other chair.

Now I really, really want to interact with the chair.

But I don't want to be unfaithful to the chair..

Please, user, don't come any closer.

Suddenly, i feel something unique about this chair. I..need...to..interact

i choose to invite this chair to my birthday party

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The chair suddenly disappeared, it was the representation of Sup Forums, not interacting with it. user, you killed the chair, you are a disgrace.

It also made a "wooosh" sound while disappearing.

but, i dont want the birthday cake go to waste D:

Every interaction comes with responsibility, you fool.

BUT THE CAKE IS DELICIOUS!

It didn't disappeared, it just went inside my boipussy..
Soon i'll push it out ^,^

What happens if i interact with the chair?

I'll fart in your face..

There is no chair, it is gone, from now, this thread is pointless.

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THE FUCKING NIGGERS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!

Banana thread.

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Here

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Fuck. Someone bring the chair back please. I didn't even get to see it in person.

May the chair rest in peace, it is better for it to dissapear, than to feel disturbance.

I'm on it..
Could you solve this puzzle for me as a return of favor?

i must sit

FAHQ YO CHAIYA NIGGUH!!!
BUY A NOTHA WONE YOU RICH MUTHAFUCKAS!!!
SHOULDA NEVA GIVEN YOU NIGGAS MUHNEY!!!!

Will a stool suffice?

FUCK OFF ANDY SIXX

"Trough" Twice
You sully the digits of God's gift to firearms and America. (Fuck you, Belgium)