Whoever replies here and gets a 0 lives long, with a happy family and a good and fun life

>Whoever replies here and gets a 0 lives long, with a happy family and a good and fun life.
>Whoever replies here and gets anything but a zero dies sometime in the next 4 years.
>If nonzero dubs the death will be described by the first reply you get.
Let's go, faggots

Roll for quick death

i hope i get death

Rolling for anything but 0

well, i know what im expectin

Here's to death.

only dreams now

lets go

Oh god

I live

Let us get it.

0 get?

Tfw 33

alright

Come on, gimme the cyanide

Rollerino

What fucking dumbass would post in that thread, those are terrible odds

*when either option is good*

just end me

I'm okay with either.

Roll

You'll die of an angry can waking up inside your dickhole and tearing everything up.

Kek

Anything but 0 please

Rolling for death in combat in the next war
>soon

rollerino

I don't want to live long with a happy family. I have one purpose: to enter the Astral Plane, and find *the book*.

Valhalla awaits me
Valhalla does not await you fam

Yay. Rolling.

You'll live happly ever after

get fucked by a dog lol

Rolli polli

Rolling

kek
roll

ya'll plebs were off by one

Look at this natural zero, just like me

Just get it over with...

Roll for happiness pls

Dubs.
Decide my fate.

Not 0 get

end me soon pls

Rollerino got nothing to lose

Rolly

rolo

Death pls

HOLY FUCKING CHECK'D

I wish only for death

Well fuck

pls I need this lol

Heart attack while fapping

Roll

rollan

Please let me die

no way

88

Let's go

thank fuck i get to die