>Whoever replies here and gets a 0 lives long, with a happy family and a good and fun life.
>Whoever replies here and gets anything but a zero dies sometime in the next 4 years.
>If nonzero dubs the death will be described by the first reply you get.
Let's go, faggots
Whoever replies here and gets a 0 lives long, with a happy family and a good and fun life
Roll for quick death
i hope i get death
Rolling for anything but 0
well, i know what im expectin
Here's to death.
only dreams now
lets go
Oh god
I live
Let us get it.
0 get?
Tfw 33
alright
Come on, gimme the cyanide
Rollerino
What fucking dumbass would post in that thread, those are terrible odds
*when either option is good*
just end me
I'm okay with either.
Roll
You'll die of an angry can waking up inside your dickhole and tearing everything up.
Kek
Anything but 0 please
Rolling for death in combat in the next war
>soon
rollerino
I don't want to live long with a happy family. I have one purpose: to enter the Astral Plane, and find *the book*.
Valhalla awaits me
Valhalla does not await you fam
Yay. Rolling.
You'll live happly ever after
get fucked by a dog lol
Rolli polli
Rolling
kek
roll
ya'll plebs were off by one
Look at this natural zero, just like me
Just get it over with...
Roll for happiness pls
Dubs.
Decide my fate.
Not 0 get
end me soon pls
Rollerino got nothing to lose
Rolly
rolo
Death pls
HOLY FUCKING CHECK'D
I wish only for death
Well fuck
pls I need this lol
Heart attack while fapping
Roll
rollan
Please let me die
no way
88
Let's go
thank fuck i get to die