What did he mean by this?

washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/10/01/semen-contaminated-flutes-might-have-been-given-to-children-california-school-officials-warn/?utm_term=.dc0ce33a941b

I think he was trying to play the Skin Flute

>california

Par for the course

My science teacher used to put his semen on the microscopes.

And now for the greatest review of all time! Me, Piero Scaruffi, The Musical Genius, shall review the sound of 10000 flutes playing at once!
>*SPLURT!*
Oh no! It's too much jizz! I can't handle it!
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How do they even find out this shit? Did children recognise the taste of sperm?

what does he even gain from that?

is this some sort of weird fetish.

One day you will wake up and realize, "this is it, this is life." Then itll all make sense to you.

It's not that weird it's like an indirect way to cum in someone's mouth

passively cumming in mouths of schoolkids is not that weird, yuh

fuck, I'm gonna end up on a watchlist

They watch you irl and take pictures of you

that's weird as fuck user

what the hell, "contaminated" like it's some kind of poison
this journalist idiot who came up with the title at some point in his life also was "contamination"

He wanted to feel the music.

t. music teacher

Pick up a dictionary, faggot.

aspiring jizz-wailer

>To make something dangerous or toxic by introducing impurities or foreign matter.

One time i took a piss in my sister in laws skin cream stuff.
I used to steal and jerk off into my aunts panties.

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Literally /ourguy/

Ive stolen panties and whatnot but why piss in her soap? Did you even ever get her to suck your dick or did she become your step sister at a older age? Because if i had a step sister like under 14 id be all up in her mouth with my dick

Did you actually pick up a dictionary or did you just google and trust what you found?

>Defiled, sullied, or infected by contact, esp. with noxious substances
>OED 2nd edition

>Defiled, sullied, or infected by contact, esp. with noxious substances
>sperm
you've got to be kidding me
it's the purest substance of the body

i think he means it's not too weird such that it's still understandable

So that's why you constantly gargle cum.

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Elaborate?

You'd think it's poison too if someone tried to put it in your child's mouth

no I wouldn't
>2017
>not eating cum
you're the weird one

>eating cum
That's in interesting way of phrasing it. Do you cook it? Do you eat with a fork and knife? How is it prepared? I need answers.

I don't think you'd be saying this if it was your flute he came in.

Your stupidity is contaminating this thread

Would you prefer it if the article said cumtaminated?

/ourguy/

hey im 12 do you know any cool music for kids my age?

When you jizz in peoples undies you know they're gonna wear them but you don't see them do it. Jizz in a flute and you see them put the jizz in the their mouth.

it should be "blessed"

nice

Sure kid, just give me your flute and I'll down my load- er, download my library onto it.

this

>he's never put even the tiniest dollop of cum on something belonging to someone else

KAEK!

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It's also a potential carrier of HIV...

you post on Sup Forums, you're probably already on one

He'd get drunk and bring a Ziploc bag full of his cum and then give it to us to analyze under a microscope. He'd yell at us to find "that extra fucking chromosome my retard son has"

He was a good teacher

let me guess, the teacher is white? Yeah, just what I thought...