I work for Alex Jones

I work for Alex Jones.

AMA(so long as it's not too personal, i.e. revealing information)

He seems to be very emotional. Does he yell at the staff much?

I met him at the RNC in Cleveland in July 2016

Does he gargle with gravel?

is he bill hicks?

Has he got over Obama turning his frogs gay? (with chemicals).

You Paul Joseph Watson?

how much free shit do you get? Do you get an infinite personal supply of supplements and products?

How is his day going? Does he buckle his seat belt?

Is Alex kinda gay? I think he's pretty gay and just pretending to be straight

Who the fuck is alex jones and why should i care?

Is he even more batshit crazy in person?

How long has he been off his meds?

How many times a day do you
A, want to kill yourself
B, want to kill him

Will he ever do more movie cameos?

How come Alex never addresses planet X (since the first and last time he talked about it last year) and the team at Caltech among others that know it is a mathematical certainty. The next century will be very important to this planet but he goes on about the liberal death machine 24/7. Do you plan to expand to more topics like before?

Are you new here and or Doing a news piece on 4 chinz?

are you planning on answering any of these questions

How does he feel about his craziness such as the gay frogs clouding the valid points he makes. honestly alot of the stuff he has said has been proven but you kinda get thrown off when he talks crazy shit.

Does he actually believe that his scam supplements do anything at all? Does he take his own silver products and other bullshit?

>are you planning on answering any of these questions

This

Who?

he's new here bro doesn't know how to refresh probably... My guess is it's roger stone ?

Sometimes. If we're running late on a project, he gets a little mad, but that's expected of any business owner. Nothing too extreme, otherwise none of us would work for him.

Nothing. He's a jew.

No, I'm pretty sure he's straight.

No, he's calm, a normal person. You wouldn't know he was the same person if you talked to him in real life. He's really secretive, and reserved, though, and barely speaks unless it's to discuss a project.

Nigger, Jew, chink eye, kok,,kkk America stonrg peroid?

Go back to the kikehole called Sup Forums

Does he believe all the stuff he says? Does he have a good sense of humour?

was the 1mil he raised after his divorce really for paying off alimony?

have u seen his penis? can u confirm for a fact he's a jew? i know he married one

Not OP, but he needs to incite fear, preying on peoples worries so he can push his products.
It's all about that money yo.

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>Nothing. He's a jew.
Shill detected

Not OP but no, he doesn't believe all of the bullshit he spouts. And his interactions with TYT shows he has a great sense of humor.

Mr Jones says every president goes to bohemeian grove and does gay sex stuff. He is a trump supporter. So does he believe Trump participates in gay sex acts? Surely Trump has been there before becoming president and most certainly will go or has already gone since taking office.

AJ is da man. Tell him he has a fan on 4chins

I don't think he does. At least, we've caught him contradicting himself so much, it's become a great topic of discussion during our meetings - while he's not around. Also, see I don't know.

No. And no. It was a figure of speech.

alex jones is a fictional character played by bill hicks. he's a c/a misinformation agent.

>bill hicks
>misinformation agent

8/10

This guy is pretty much right

So he isn't 'playing a character'? I find that hard to believe. I've convinced myself he's a method acting comedian, and a damn good one.

Does Alex Jones actually believe in his bullshit or is it just an act for ratings?

Hicks was a lefty who didn't specialize in satire though.

THEN WHY NOT REPLY TO MY FIRST QUESTION FAGGOT SHILL GTFO THIS BOARD LARPING QUAF

Is it all a joke? Like off-camera are you all more sane than you seem on his show? Is he being sincere or what?

No, not that he's playing a character, just that he has so many bizarre beliefs, that we don't think he agrees with them all, it would be impossible, as the contradictions reveal. He does have a different persona, though, so I guess you could say he's acting.

If I didn't reply, it's because I don't think you're seriously looking for an answer. Also the same questions keep showing up, so I'm probably done here soon.

He's one of the reasons that the Resident Dump is in office today. One of the original cock-sucking MAGAttes.

Haven't listened to his stand up albums, I take it.

Answer this.

my nigga. I love waking life. that's before he was big at all

why haven't you Fucked Off yet?

same trippy ass good movie watched that shit 5 times

Does he actually believe the things he says? I feel like he's the biggest troll on the face of the earth.

sagefagplzkys

When Did he use the tb303 last? Can we hear some tracks? Also: IS ALEX CUT OR UNCUT?

Willey?

Tuck Buckford. That's his real name.

I'm laughing way too hard at this

who dis

Does he hit on female staff? I think he tries to fuck women that work for him. He kinda gives off the entitled narcissistic pervert vibe.

Hey op, do you know that alex is bill hicks ?

See any checks with alphabets on them?

lel it's Richie L! not Linklater though

Does jet fuell melt steal beams?

Sup Forums thinks there's paid shills that go there to post all day. Does Alex Jones have any positions for shills? I'll post whatever wherever all day.

Just kidding, his believers are fucking morons and he's an artistic genius profiting off of stupidity.

get the fuck out !! message me on fb

Why does he think a rich fuck that doesn’t care about anyone but himself and thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, is going to save the world? Is it because he wasn’t invited to the bohemian Owl orgies either and he thinks they really bonded over that?

What is an opinion he has expressed that would surprise people?

Alex is a water filter merchant aggregating news from other sites. Basically a high-performing ecommerce niche blog with money video room setup. Does he actually believe he is fighting the info war or is this just his marketing strat?

I work in the digital marketing space with clients blocking off time with me to discuss their marketing strats. I admire what Alex has made for himself and hope to have a beer with him some day.

Can he read this comment on air?

lol... he doesn't. He's a character pandering to morons.

found the globalist scum

is there a

This

It's purely just a marketing strat. The dude has 2 different Rolex watches but complains every show he might not be able to keep the operation going and begs people to go to the store. He's very obviously just a troll selling shit but you know, people are fucks.

Does he have any formal acting training?

How much of it is satire? How much of it does he actually believe

Does he jerk off to pictures of Trump?

Can you post some Alex Jones pics? I need to fill my Alex Jones reactions folder.

This is consistent with my life experience.

- What should I post on my blog and social media?
- What gets the most views and clicks?
- Yeah clicks and views are great, but how do we move more product and get more revenue.

Alex strikes me as a guy who would watch his numbers daily and complain about any miniscule drop. Or I could be wrong. Maybe he doesn't want to think about all that which is why he hires talent to do the work for him.

What are the chances that the stuff he promotes has the highest product margin.

Where does he get his stuff manufactured? Is it generic Alibaba wares with branding labels thrown on?

This, op what's the story

Not OP, but I think Trump is operating rouge status and has actually never been invited to the Bohemian meetings either. Sad face emoji.

What does Alex do when he's not working? What does he bullshit over beers?

- Any videogames he likes and nerds over?
- Any favourite non-political videos?
- Does he nerd over starwars theories or anything cultural-related?
- Does he discuss internet marketing tactics and latest trends like FB Bots
- Does Alex pay attention to anyone specific, like Scott Oldford?
- Is he like, "Yeah I love Clickfunnels U. Just got their latest funnel university book in the mail about exit funnels." type conversations?

fuck you retard

Why 'fuck u retard?' This is an AMA.

It’s working too well and I’m not sure he realizes the effect it will have. Yea those crazy people that like to do drugs and fuck each other stupid because they are all beautiful and open minded. Fucking scumbags.

i think op is kill guys. stupid fucks itt keep asking same shit .... read the thread retarts!!!!

what kind of porn does he watch?

kek

Every president goes, since at least Nixon. Nixon said it was a bunch of homos and didn't like it. Anyone that is in the top percentage of wealth worldwide goes. It's a yearly thing so as president Trump would have been invited or gone this past summer.

ITT: idiots believing a random user with no proof.

Sup Forums is a bunch of fucking retards

I have a friend who is from a very wealthy family. They have a mansion multiple nice cars and many rolex's. Their buisness still went under. Car wash / gas station. Just because people are wealthy or have nice things doesn't mean a business is profitable. If he sold both Rolex's he could probably run his company for a month at best

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Trump is a Trap and he is afraid to admit it. In more ways than one.

by he i mean alex obviously. There's a fuck load of overhead behind running a business not to mention lawsuits and legal problems. If Trump didn't win Alex would be in political prison right now on false charges.

This is the world of people like Alex and Cernovich:

- Hey if I pitch this product, what's the conversion rate?
- What product moves the most volume and what is the margin?
- What gets the most views? What angle?
- Keyword strats
- Conversion-optimized headlines

OP can't answer these questions and 9-5 pleb anons don't know the fuck I am talking about so they call me a retard because they wanna go "hurr durr what does Alex think about Trump?" "Will Shillary get indicted?" "What does Alex know I don't know?" "What are Alex's sources"

@755074359
Yea shore u dew bro

@755078338
fuck off newfag

How does he feel about the all the memes he has inspired?

Why is he such a fucking moron?

is it all an act?

This. Also, pawns leading sheep, lead by pawns that think they are king, leading sheep that think they are wolves. Idiots.