it's your birthday

> it's your birthday
> you spend the whole day having fun with this young 12 year old girl
> she suddenly takes you to her room and says: "okay, user... for your final gift. I know you wanted to do this for a long time now. You've been soo good to me so i'll let you.."
> she locks her bedroom door and jumps on her bed looking at you like this.

What do u do, user?

turn 180 degrees and walk away

Take a picture of her and post it on Sup Forums

>What do u do, user?

I ask her what it is she thinks I wanted to do.

you fucked it

its
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

Is she really 12?

tell her to get out
then i fuck her mom

wait 6 years

Thread gets deleted every time you start it...maybe it's time to stop?

She only have a step mum. Shes 13.

At least post another pic before it gets deleted again.

topkek

Get out? It's her room.

I say "Yes! I would love to!" Turn my N64 on and we play MArio Kart 64 for hours.

tell her i can smell her butthole from across the room and then kick down her door and run out

What the fuck is wrong with you people? This is Sup Forums. We fuck her, take pictures and post on Sup Forums to share with our bros. Any who say anything different need to GTFO for being unworthy faggots.

nice b8

>This Thread.

Lol this Rude cunt she let u in her room u cant kick her out

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Is she your friend on facebook or something?

>You've been soo good to me so i'll let you..
I don't have mommy issues, you dumb submissive faggot.

i drive home and fuck my wife

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Post moar pics.

>TFW post thumbnail instead of image

You fucking idiot if you turn 360 degrees you just end up back where you started ;)

hahaha

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no it's
>turn720 degrees and walk away

Oh my god, you're a fucking newfag, get out reee

Newfag

I vote 360 no scope

Poo on myself

Roll the dice, and eat the ass

Let's play a game. The game is you have to guess the time the thread is taken down. I'm guessing 11:12 (it's 11:06 where I live right now)

>Give her a bowl of eggs

Wwyd OP

11:16

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Shut up newfag

I have many questions:

Where the hell did I find a 12 year old girl?
How long have I known this girl?
When the hell did I get to her place?

it

sit down next to her and have a serious conversation with her about how sex before marriage is immoral and then leave

>"Y-You too"
>Fart Loudly
>Cry as I fail to get the door open
>Once she unlocks it I stumble out and fall down the stairs

mfw

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Who dis?

honestly cuddle with her and see how she feels with me gradually making moves

then stick it in her pooper

I'd wake up.

>hurr this is b we're so fuckin edgy we sit in our sweaty clothes scrolling through other people's fucked up pictures in incognito mode

And how many eggs does she have to eat?

Do a 900 kickflip and skate away

The poophole loophole, very smart, the law can't touch you.

Tell her how cute she is and ask for moar pics or gtfo

Lick her armpit

Dubs says she eats your ass

Instagram?

What a triggered faggot you are. Get the fuck off Sup Forums.

I dress up in her prettiest princess outfit while she assfucks me with her biggest strap-on and calls me "moot, you faggot!"

what's incogneato mode?

Tell her to have a seat right over there.

HOLY SHIT

>incognito
>Sup Forums
lol

Love her tenderly

> it's your birthday
> you spend the whole day having fun with this young 12 year old girl
> she suddenly takes you to her room and says: "okay, user... for your final gift. I know you wanted to do this for a long time now. You've been soo good to me so i'll let you.."
> I say thanks and get the cutest dress from her closet, put it on and lip sinc to Britney Spears. She rates my mad drag skills like RuPaul would.

kiss her goodnight

fuckin' leave because I can't lick out her pooper when she's laying like that.

Is that a serious question?

Lick her armpits

of course not. but thanks for being concerned for my possible retardation.

you're a Sup Forumsro

do you mean Incognito? Means like in disguise, hidden.

> it's your birthday
> you spend the whole day having fun with this young 12 year old girl
> she suddenly takes you to her room and says: "okay, user... for your final gift. I know you wanted to do this for a long time now. You've been soo good to me so i'll let you.."
>Really?
>Yeah, you can date my mom.

Obligatory check.

Also checked.

I throw hot water on her and watch her transform back into Ranma.

I'm calling the cops on you

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Say "okay where is he?" She'd say "where's who?" Then I'd say "Chris Hansen" then he'd open the closet door and say "why don't you have a seat over there?"

>sprint to her dresser
>steal a wad of her panties before she can react
>run like hell
Now the experience will last forever.

> after you suck my 12 year old clit and let me ride you

>scream
>never stop
>it gets higher and higher
>it never stops
>windows shatter
>her eyeballs pop
>don't stop
>mouth opens wider
>endless void
>the screaming doesn't stop
>the screaming doesn't stop

Jump with her probably have a small moment and get some kisses why not... but if things get to personal i would have say NO categorically, but also there are ways to say that without being a jerk and looking like a retarded idiot.

So just have fun, don't do anything illegal like touching her, kisses and small cute cuddling and hair massage etc are FINE.

Better fap one at home, that drop the soup in jail.

that's hot
sign me up

and you're too weak to flip her over

>wanted to do this for a long time now
Oh Thank Christ. She's going to help me kill myself.

>the ole poophole loophole
of course

>needing a 12 year old to help kill yourself.

also checked.

>how many?
all of them

Needs someone tall enough to tie the rope

> she locks her bedroom door and jumps on her bed looking at you like this.
>Ok... Let's open my last gift....
>Now I start to undress and kiss where you take off your clothes ... I stroke with my fingers, her small and sweet tits
And then... She said... Please... I'm virgin... And it's all 4u... be carefully i trust you *__*

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just pour gasoline on yourself in some public space and light up bro.

make a statement.

thats what i'd do if i didnt love livin.

ask her where her skates are because its time to play some fuckin hockey

>She asks if I'm afraid
>Say no
>She says nothing
>Still say no
>She says nothing
>Hesitate
>"You should be"
>"What"
>Spreads her legs
>Something horrible
>Try to run
>Too late

It's after Christmas, no more lights

Kek

new fag. go anhero

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Mum? Why can't the British spell correctly..... it's mom

I've been trying all month

If I ever find any of you pedos in this thread, believe me, I will torture you slowly and then end your life.