How Did the Mom from Stuart Little give birth to a mouse?

How Did the Mom from Stuart Little give birth to a mouse?

She used Richard Gears method

he's adopted bro

Quick.
Someone make a joke about a mouse and a pussy cat.

you're mom

To be fair the doctors in the movie did say that it was very unusual

SQUEAKED

she pushed

holy shit hugh Laurie was in that movie?

More like Who Laurie at the time.

her husband was Dr.House

he found a way

M O U S E D

From mouse to House

Severely underrated.

Fuck you.

i will if you're a young handsome dude

Literally Hugh?

don't forget from mouse to house to house of mouse

Stop.

underage

oh shit, there's also louse to mouse to house to house of mouse!

What's the movie where it starts with him fucking the brains out of some chick and then he drives a motorcycle or something somewhere? Him and his wife wanted kids or something so she said she wanted to get pregnant? All I remember is that movie on TV in the living room when I was a kid, and then mom walked in. Fuck you, Hugh.

Just imagine how shitty you would feel when parents show up to adopt a kid and they pick a fucking mouse over you.

It's a bloody talking mouse. What the fuck can you do?

Is that House?

if I had a time machine I'd have 1999 geena davis blow me

He was a famous comedy actor in the UK since the 80s.

hahahaha

>in the UK

LOL NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR CRAPPY ISLAND

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The real question is who did they pay to tailor such a tiny suit? For that matter why is the mouse so well behaved in the movie?

>not 1996

>not 1968 geena

>screenplay by M. Night Shyamalan

What's wrong buddy? You got molested?

He was famous outside of the UK too. It's just that people who were kids at the time had mostly never heard of him which is why you got all those ebin facebook memes popping up during the House M.D. era.

>the look on this guy's face

Never have I seen such sorrow and hopelessness

I think you're projecting there, mate.
That's the face of someone who just smoked a blunt after double teaming some chick.

so House really became bitter because his wife cheated on him with a mouse and he lost his family, huh

No. That is a face of a man that has made a huge mistake.

in both of them.

So this mouse can talk and full on cognitive?

He can drive cars and shit, so does he jerk off? Does he have sex with the dumb rats?

You think the kid and the rat did stuff?

Are you fucking retarded? They adopted fucking Stuart you asshole. He finds out at the end of the movie, because the cat tricks him into thinking those Italian American mice were his parents. Fucking people shouldn't even be allowed to be called Moviegoers

Stuart proved his worth as a fullgrown human. Then, in the boatrace, we see him confront the kierkegaardian existential coming of age leap of faith. Seriously.

i fucking hate this place

The bully kid should have been arrested for attempted murder

>You think the kid and the rat did stuff?
Butt stuff, probably.

I thought he would do butt stuff too, but do you think his small mouse anus could take it? I mean the sheer size alone...and the cum

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Hue Laurie

Fucking fat American cunts

Something probably went gay