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Alana best girl

10 bings till kickoff

How badly will they fuck up this week?

Karthik is still in, so whichever team has him is fucked.

Last week was a fucking cringefest, I don't know if they can go lower than that.

Didn't watch last week. Was it good?

Good episode but both teams were catastrophically shit.

Are we honestly meant to believe that Karthik is among the 9 best businessmen that applied?

Those eyebrows are diabolical.

I can't watch BBC I'm Asia. Enjoy it lads, I will have to watch the torrent.

Hope the Indian guy loses his shit

So how long's the paki going to last?

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I WANT TO JIZZ ALL OVER ALANA'S BELLY

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Would you shag Anne Robinson?

I would.

Doesn't this work?
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There's no way he survives this episode.

I really hate how shit this show has become over recent years but I still watch it. It's basically Big Brother but with a business pretence.

What will the women fuck up on this time?

Fuck off Anne Robinson

I'm ugly and I know that it's shit. Stop trying to pretend it's fucking fine.

that husky irish accent

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Better ratings innit

Anyone else watching Northern Ireland's gambit for fictional relevance, The Fall?

Filmon works, it's more a problem of it being 5am.

Im gonna sleep don't wanna read any spoilers

I know everyone always says this and links the Mitchell and Webb sketch, but the quality of contestants really has gone down the shitter. They used to at least be vaguely competent, but now they're just terrible.

Ratings have been on the decline for a while and this series is doing terribly.

I forgot it was thursday, i've been that fucking busy!

YUS SURALLUN. 170812780357125% SURALLUN

Also, which one of the chick's has dudes. There's always one who's a dirty slag just looking to get some media attention

Alana sit on my face

Good taste, lad.

Nudes* ffs

>Alana shitters

do one you runts

>he still thinks it's about good business people and not good tv personalities

ALANA SIT ON MY FACE

RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

Jessica would be an 8 if she had an ass

Is Luisa still relevant

Is this you user?

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Jessica is definitely dumb enough to have nudes out there somewhere

she is to muh dick

Kek I don't even need to click it to know who this is. Top banter

she tries her hardest to be

I though last series was cack. I said I'd only watch this one if he escaped from hospital, caught the end last week and he was still in bed. Must have been filming 50 shades at the same time or something.

What do people think of Nadiya being a judge on Junior Bake Off?

got a picture of some whipped cream and strawberry's on a girls feet

want to post it along with an alana joke but scared i'll get jannied

On a scale of 1/10 how badly are they going to fuck up this week?

I'm going for 7/10 between both teams. They have to sell candy in my home town of Brighton.

Aleksandra King
38
/aleksandrabking

Trishna Thakrar
28
/trishspurs

Sofiane Khelfa
32
/sofiane_khelfa

Samuel Boateng
27
/samuelpboateng

Rebecca Jeffery
31
/_rebeccajeffery

Paul Sullivan
38
/Modedaweb

Oliver Nohl-Oser
33
/olivernohloser

Natalie Hughes
30
Someone else find her twitter

Mukai Noiri
35
Same for this guy

Michelle Niziol
35
/MichelleNiziol

Karthik Nagesan
33
/Karthik_Nagesan

Jessica Cunningham
29
/TheProdigalFox

JD O'Brien
37
Someone find his twitter

Grainne McCoy
31
/grainnemccoy_

Frances Bishop
25
Twitter needed

Dillon St Paul
37
/DillonStPaul

Courtney Wood
29
/courters_wood

Alana Spencer
24
/Alana_Spencer

Definitely would

why did you do this

MA NAME'S JACQUELINE MCCAFFERTY, AND A LOST THREE YEAR OF MA LIFE TAE HEROIN AN ANOTHER FIVE YEAR TAE A METHADONE PROGRAMME THAT WAS MEANT TAE GET ME AFF IT

hello r.ato.

Alana is going to be all over this task, this is her time to shine.

>mixing the groups

FUCK

>it's a Karen pipes up at every opportunity series

So how are they going to fuck up this time?

F

>All previous GBBO winners white
Release one book and fade into irrelevance

>Brown woman wins
Become the BBC's new sweetheart

Diversity quotas at work

Ambiguous nationality

I'd fuck her so hard

Can they really fuck up sweets? The answer is yes

She's going to fuck it up.

>Karen will never lock you in a cage and only bring you out to fuck you with a strap on
>ywn be Karen's gimp

alana is a fat bitch

Stick yer job ya drafty. Think a need Tae work in this shit hole?!

>alana will never be all over your face

alana looks like she's gonna wet herself

DON'T GET FUCKING FIRED ALANA FFS!

She looks like one of those who would scream and overact only to let out a small sigh when she actually came.

Will the elusive black guy speak this episode?

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Already Alana's team has won. She understands that Brighton is hipster central.

Sausage supremo

> Brighton
> Sweets

Homophobic tbqh

>I'm a chocolatier
load of shit

South African accent. She looks Jewish as well.

>you now remember Macai somehow didn't get fired

>That accent

Im from the North west and even her hanging accent puts me off. Its honestly disgusting.

Fat cow

her, frances and grainne are waifu

Oliver is getting fired this week. Screencap

Sausage man is already fucking up

It's an "edit makes the PM look like a mong" episode

Best girl

paul is useless

Who the fuck is that bald guy?

BLACK MAN SPOKE

He's gonna pull a Roisin and be the dutiful servant until like episode 6

> Making the bloke who chocked in the last pitch, in charge of doing the pitch

Oh my fucking days

Is Frances the girl who has a tiny head and huge mouth?

I would have made the thread as usual lads but I'm watching the football.

Don't worry, I'll return to you next week.

I'll be sure to read this thread through when I watch the episode later. God speed.

:^)

>letting that stuttering idiot do the pitches
what

nah the indian guy will go

quite young and small, dark hair

>people buying rock when you arent at the seaside

Are these lot retarded?

> le stutter man is going to pitch again

>I'm getting a salty aftertaste in my mouth.

NOT THE FIRST TIME HE HAS SAID THAT. RIGHT LADS?

Already cringing I can't take it, Christ these PMs are clueless

She's pretty cute
Alana is better though

This was filmed in summer some time right, aka post Brexit vote? And it's in Brighton, leftie central. Just make blue sweets with white dots and some decent branding and you're fucking laughing.

salt and vinegar fudge ...

aren't they going to brighton?

Lad