Singapore

Singapore is the best country on Earth. Prove me wrong.

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Your draconian bubblegum laws are a killer though, m8.

Maybe give arguments that prove that it is indeed the best country.

You got captured by Japan you pussies, you were and embarrassment of a colony filled with ching chongs high on opiates.

We keep the streets clean and our people clean. It's not our fault if you degenerate westerners want to spit on your streets, but we take pride in our country.

You live in a middle of a festering islamic zombie apocalypse known as Indonesia and Malaysia.
Good luck when the Wahhabs decide its time to party.

How does that even work? How do they inforce those laws?

i like singapore

You led the entire fucking world now your a social justice shut land. And your about the size of your micro penis.

at least i can chew gum without getting arrested and play airsoft in peace

Me and India now best friends.

Disney Land with a death penalty.

Great US president Obama lived in Indonesia and that country has my respect. Malaysia isn't to bad either. And what are the Wahhabs?

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singapore was the first country I visited
I was very young so I don't remember much except that I got to touch a dolphin, went to this place called "sentosa" and drank a can of sprite

Singapore is fucking awesome dude you have some kick ass museums and sick nightlife

At least we don't promote social justice cuckbois.

>muh feelings

faggots.

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Yeah but you know in singapore
if they catch you with weeds
they cut your dick off

And if they catch you with many weeds
they cut both your dicks off

Christmas Island is rightful Singapore clay.

>get jail/death for smoking a spliff

No thanks chink.

Okay, why don't you ask yourself a few simple questions.

1) Do you know the reason why you have mandatory service?
2) Do you know why the government clamps down hard on racially sensitive media?
3) Do you know the reason why Singapore was kicked out of Malaysia in the first place?
4) Do you know the current political forces, their allegiances and trends driving Malaysia and Indonesia?
5) Do you know how dependent Singapore is on importing the basic essentials: food, water, and energy?

Isn't Singapore going to be extinct in a couple decades because of their low birthrates and they let in everybody into their country. Like only a third of their country is native singaporean, what ever you call it. One third indian and the other third malaysian.

I'm in Singapore and I know better English then you.

This post made less sense then a social justice warrior.

Singapore is pretty cool desu senpai

Yes but if you spit gum
They beat you with baseball bat to head strong and maybe you dies

You don't into logistic??

Singapore is pretty cool but your tax on cars is obscene. A new Honda Civic is like 100k USD.

How about not doing drugs you lil shit

It sucks m8. The weather is horrible (too hot or rain) and mainland chinks are taking over.

johs det er eksamensperiode

I heard they were like whites so I tried doing business in Singapore and they still did the Chinese ripoff tricks on me

>#1 Mandatory service.

You think Nationalism is bad? I don't know about you but I love Singapore.

>#2 government clamping on racially sensitive media.

We don't like social justice.

>#3 To lazy to write it out.

Driving? I don't understand you be more specific dumb ass.

>5 importing food and other stuff.

No.

It barely counts as a country. Even tiny nations are hundreds of times bigger. No white people, you can get thrown in jail for hurting people's feelings.

>no smoking weed in singapore

nah senpai, i'm high as fuck right now

Singapore is why I want city-states to make a comeback. If I had to make a city I would make it like Singapore but with only Germanic, Celtic, and Scandinavian bloodlines allowed.

I work into ebay I not study kjenner du meg ok det går br, takk snickkers

And you also dick is peeny weeny little asian mushroomgato

They have twice the population the entire nation of Ireland.

Feel more nationalism towards your country bro. Maybe hang a flag outside your house. The weather is bad but it gives us the great lives we have, thank Singapore for that.

Chinese are smart. I think there superhuman.

Muslims.

Why? I enjoy it and it does no harm to anyone else.

p.s. HUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEHUE

>Talking about dick sizes.

It's fine to be gay but please don't talk about dicks near me, I like women not men.


Go eat a burger, I'll go practice martial arts and eat rice, and live a righteous life.

>chewing the sugary jew

yeah, no fuck that shit. Pic related, gum disease

It's called tooth paste and a tooth brush. If your to degenerate and lazy to do it suffer the consequences. I like sugary gum, and can brush my teeth. (Trident for those curious.)

>Cannot form a rebuttal
>"Muh Burgers!"
You live on a shitty Island "nation" formed up of coolies, chinks, and expats who don't give 2 shits about your precious city. So enjoy getting caned for chewing gum (Seriously) and jail time for offending muslims.

I will prove you wrong (munch, munch, munch) as soon as I (munch, munch, munch) finish this (munch, munch) piece of chewing gum...

Your more chink then he is

t. Chong Chang

don't you have a ton of poo in loos in Singapore? how do you stop the shitting streets

Can't argue with you there

You dare insult my country? Cuckboi I bet you don't even have a flag hanging outside your living space. Your the one who goes to prison for "raping" a woman who had sex with you while your drunk.These so called "chinks" are the masterrace. And I'm and immigrant from another country who isn't Asian so don't even pull that card.

Respect for you my friend. Why don't you immigrate over here, we would be glad to take you in :).

A good country would be able to sustain its own population without immigrants shitting the place up. Singapore has an abysmally low birthrate and 43% of the people there are foreign born.

Way to embrace the meme Indiabro

3 fucking flags now?

You really don't know a lot about sinjiapo do you ah boi. Or maybe feigning ignorance. Whatever, I'll give you a basic rundown.

1) The reason why national service exists is purely because Singapore is absolutely dwarfed in potential military power by its neighbors. In a conventional war, it would be done in hours. The doctrine is that a well-trained conscript army on standby at all times can strike first before a threat can fully mobilize, and mobilize faster to try and finish the war quickly, because Singapore will DIE in a war of attrition.

2) It's not social justice, its a method to push away the shimmering ethnic tensions, particularly between chinese and malays that have been running high in the region for decades. The creation of Singapore as a state in fact resulted from ethnic riots across the region primarily targeting the Chinese. Many Singaporeans are also descendants of pogrom survivors from Indonesia.

3) Sinapore was kicked out of Malaysia for being too Chinese. If Singapore had staying within Malaysia, the chinese-malay balance would have been 50-50. By kicking the Singapore out, Tunku was able to push ahead with bumiputera (basically social policies favoring those of malay ancestry). In the view of its neighbours, Singapore is a CHINESE state, regardless of how much the PAP totes inter-ethnic harmony.

4) You didn't reply to this one and I understand, but Malaysia and Indonesia are increasingly turning to Islamism as a political ideology rather than ethnicity. This is a worrying trend because it connects forces in the region with militant islam, which has been extremely successful in destabilizing states this past decade.

5) All of Singapore's basic necessities are imported. This is a critical flaw. If either Malaysia or Indonesia (the more likely one) were to collapse (and it is completely feasible), Sinapore is DONE because it gets these from its neighbours and any item that it imports HAS to go through its neighbor's waters.

>brags about his knowledge of english
>uses "then" when he should use "than"

>uses "there" when he should use "they're"

>uses "your" when he should use "you're"

>You dare insult my country?
Yeah, what are you going to do about it?
>Cuckboi I bet you don't even have a flag hanging outside
I actually do, but it's an American flag, not one copied from Poland.
>your living space.
Its not a "living space." It's a house with a big yard. Those of us that live in real countries will understand
>Your the one who goes to prison for "raping" a woman who had sex with you while your drunk
Literally doesn't happen.
>These so called "chinks" are the masterrace
Low test losers are not a masterrace.
>And I'm and immigrant from another country who isn't Asian so don't even pull that card
DESIGNATED

Nono that's not how it works
Only people with small dicks refuse to talk about them regardless of sexual orientation

I'm 100% straight (I'd be gay if I'd be brave enough to suck dick, I'm just too attracted to vagina)
But I like to talk to other men about dicks to establish dominancd
You are avoiding the subject, therefore you got a tiny weeny little penor
As I said
Like a little
Shitake mushroom little baby shroomy woomy

you don't have this

Like the USA that don't enforce immigration law, Singapore don't enforce those chewing gums law.

Political and civil freedoms (like freedom of speech) are severely in comparison to others, so it's a no from me.

The leaf gets it. OP is probably underaged bait.

limited*

Chewing gum gets you jail time I heard. Pass.

Just about any other country is better than Singapore. This place is wound up tight like a nuns asshole, and government is corrupt as all hell. Buying a house and car is expensive as fuck. Chinks everywhere. Horrible weather. Dirty beaches on an Island country. Disgustlingly strict laws.

I find your corporal punishment extremely arousing. Is it really as simple as spray painting some shit to get a caning over there? Hot as fuck.

>Singapore
>Country
You guys are a city-state and you know it.

I'm white and I'm not from Europe, guess again.

>"House with big yard"

I spend my money on other things, the spoils and false calls of riches and corruption don't entice me, as I said we Singaporeans live a righteous life.

>Low test losers.

Read cnn sometime, the Chinese are experimenting with human embryos to remove AIDS, THERE CURING AIDS DAMMIT. What you westerners got on us fag.

>Literally doesn't happen.

Would pull up news articles but internet is slow and about to watch some anime so I doubt that will make it faster.

Your still on the dick size topic? You must be insecure to bring that into a nationalism competition. But I suppose your shitty country doesn't have that does it? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FLAG HANGING OUTSIDE YOUR LIVING SPACE? You better, it'd be a sin not to, globalist scum.

>White and not from Europe

A-Argentina?

Needs more replies.

>I'm white and I'm not from Europe, guess again.
So you must be either Canadian or American. In either case, don't come back.
>I spend my money on other things, the spoils and false calls of riches and corruption don't entice me, as I said we Singaporeans live a righteous life.
Translation: I have no money
>Read cnn sometime, the Chinese are experimenting with human embryos to remove AIDS, THERE CURING AIDS DAMMIT. What you westerners got on us fag.
I don't care really
>Would pull up news articles but internet is slow and about to watch some anime so I doubt that will make it faster.
I thought you faggots at least had fast internet, weeb? 10GB in 30 min.

>globalist
I do not have a flag hanging outside, we all know it's the law to take them down at 21:00

I always respected chingchongs the most until I met many in Oslo

You're like niggers, but niggers with complex problems

Not all niggers are black

And this isn't a nationalism competition
You live in the past with death sentences and laws like its 1984

Norway is a socialist wetdream and easily top 3 countries in the world if you're a native

I can literally just sit on my ass till I die of old age

I love Singapore. But Singapore will always be a pressure cooker at the mercy of its neighbors. I'm surprised how many have forgotten about 1964 and Konfrontasi.

Case in point: the smog. Thanks, Indonesia.

First off: Why are there so many Civilization fags here? Second off

>America
>""""""""""Nationalism""""""""""

America.

needs more boi and lah.

>You will never live in a comfy modern day city-state
Feels bad man

There's nothing wrong with being a weeb when your fit silly.

>You think I have slow internet.

No, sometimes its slow.

Immigrate here, if you work, we'll be glad to have you.

>Calling a "country" with a smaller land area than my state's capital city a city-state makes me a civilization fag.
Wew lad

Can confirm. Was born there.

how many of the people speak english?
how do you control your mudslime population?

Man, I haven't seen that picture posted in a long fucking time.

Where does it all go, Sup Forums?

Protip: I can't

I don't know much about that kind of thing. I have been here for like 6 months now, just from my time here I can tell it's the best the living conditions are great.

Singapore user, please respond

Probably 95% of the population speak english. We don't bother the Muslims, they don't bother us.

Degenerate trash. Go to xnxx for your perversion.

What's a xnxx?

Porn website what else.

>15% muslim
>we keep the streets clean

a match made in heaven, eat shit together

There is no porn site better than the real thing, my friend. However, I was actually doing research on your country. I did the island city state vibe. You know, you actually might be an ideal place for me. I was looking for a neon megacity with strong economic Independence. Tell me, you guys hate fags? Be honest. I'm married to a dude. We won't bother anyone or expect any special treatment.

>south east asian saying westerners are the ones that spit on streets

funnily enough, nobody but pure white trash do that. yet most south east asians are happy to hock up a disgusting boogie and spit it at your feet as you walk past

the delusion of grandiosity that singaporians have is disgraceful

During my undergrad I had a professor from Singapore.

He seemed really sad when Lee Kuan Yew died. Was this common over there? Also how is his son doing?

The law doesnt recognise your marriage but the general populace dont really care.

Thats fair. How's cannabis legalization looking? It's my business. If it opens up there in a decade or so, I might try to move in and make my big money in a potential market there or somewhere like there. So, you got the Japanese attitude, or the Nork? You think it'll happen.

Your government set up draconian laws to avoid disciplining your people.You can't even chew bubblegum there.Of course your streets are clean!

what's are those strange symbols on your flag? how did they get there?