What is Sup Forumss favourite Kitchen Nightmares, apart from the obvious Amy's Bakery fiasco?

What is Sup Forumss favourite Kitchen Nightmares, apart from the obvious Amy's Bakery fiasco?

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wtf I want pizza now

That's a nice Chi' pi' right there

I like to look up yelp reviews after watching episodes. Always good if the owners turned it around.

I honestly don't know how you guys manage to stand watching this. Those niggers' carelessness with their food and kitchen absolutely disgusts me. Gordon really has a thick skin after all.

That 'za looks legitimately delicious.

WTF does a Britbong know about pizzas anyway?

Momma Cherris Soul Food hands down.

It's a 'go 'za you dip

It's worth it when they turn it around.

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most of the time they don't. old habits die hard and even if they do restaurants are a risky business anyways

a lot of the time it's obvious that the people are not mentally fit to run a restaurant, let alone any sort of business. of course by the time they are in the show they are so far in debt that they're screwed no matter what so all they can do is poke fun at their breakdowns and use editing to make it look like some triumphant comeback happens near the end. It's a pretty awful show. The UK version pretty decent though.

If they failed I don't think people would still be rating them 4 or 5 stars.

Kill yourself retard.

She's such a qt.

Imagine being Gordon in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Pantaleone's pizza, you fuckin' fine, all tasty with your thin crust and horrific greasy cheese topping. I would totally stuff my face with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is eat another traditional Italian pizza in his kitchen. Like seriously imagine having to be Gordon and not only sit in that restaurant while Pete Fafalios flaunts his disgusting pizza in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing its raw crust and grease pool in the center, and just sit there, bite after bite, hour after hour, while the crust becomes all soggy. Not only having to tolerate its disguting fucking cheese but its putrescent odor as everyone on set tells Pete he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, PANTALEONE'S PIZZA TASTES LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and stomach its nasty fucking dough and ingredients you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fed nothing but a healthy diet of British and later French traditional cuisine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the suburbs in Scotland. You've never even eaten anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the salmonella that's breaking out in your stomach as Pete bring another serving suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and savor his "thin crust (for that is what he calls it)" pizza, the pizza he worked so hard for with personal waiters in the previous years. And then the director calls for another dish, and you know you could kill every single person in this restaurant before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Gordon. You're not going to lose your Michelin stars over this. Just bear it. Stuff your face and bear it.

70% are closed, that's a pretty high rate of failure.

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Go' za' guys?

What's the best "angry man fixes business" show? I've been watching a lot of Bar Rescue.

Enjoy your (You)

Isn't that still better then the rate of restaurants in general. Last I looked 80% go under in 5years.

That was pretty good user, get over here and I will give you a blowjob

GIVE ME MY CHECK

>Watched the episode with the Indian restaurant that had all the roaches in the basement
>Go to the kitchen to get some water
>Notice a roach skittering across the floor
>Cleaned my room from top to bottom that same night

saw this one while visiting my mom, it was on TV.
I had to actually leave the room because fedora boy's GF pissed me off so bad. Amy was insane, lots of the female owners are bitter, but that chick was pure fucking venom in human form

Most of these places are already 10s of thousands fo dollars in debt - a week with Ramsay isnt going to change that.

>live in apartment
>forget to sweep my kitchen floor after cooking
>right before we leave for a week
>come back to some kind of grub looking bug on the floor around the wall
>augh fuck no no no no no
>clean whole place top to bottom
>feel great that the only nastiness i found was those bugs
>the following week i find some kind of bug that looks like a black grain of rice walking around on my bed
>god fucking damn it all
>double clean the bedroom, take shelves out of closet, drawers out of dressers, clean clean clean
>well fuck i'm not finding anything, whatever
>more bugs
>not rice shaped
>flat
>oh god i know what these are
>tear down headboard that is secured to the wall
>enormous bedbug nest
>vomit
>leave room
>come back
>one look at pile of puke and headboard and i vomit again, on the headboard on top of the little fucks
>throw on gloves and chuck headboard outside
>mattress and boxspring and frame follow
>alert landlord
>says there's a process and he's disappointed that i let my place get so dirty i got bugs
>fucking CRUCIFY him over the phone for saying such a thing
>exterminator comes in the next day
>finds both the apt above me and adjacent to me are filthy and infested beyond saving
>time to buy a fucking house
>live there rent-free until i do
>whole building is renovated front to back shortly after i leave and is unrecognizable now
>rumors about the tenants of the other apts having to pay a portion of the bill for violating their agreement
>movie theatre found to be infested as well at some point

what a fucking shitshow, thanks for reminding me

I still fucking cringe when people say "don't let the bedbugs bite"

The one with the Oceana in New Orleans. Their chef is hilariously retarded and the only likable person is the waitress.

>[blinking intensifies]

Is anyone else having problems opening images? Like they'll be grayed out sometimes and take like 10 seconds to open.

it's been slow as fuck for a while now, for me at least.

On my work internet i'm wired in and it loads slow on Sup Forums whereas everything else is fast as it should be

at home my router is a sack of dicks so i never know if it's the site or the wi-fi just shitting itself because it needs to deal with a phone and a laptop simultaneously

Sometimes it takes a while to load

I'm on home internet, everything works fine except Sup Forums images, which started like 2 hours ago really, but has been like that a couple of days. Some images will load, others will gray out and load after some time. I even opened chrome to see if it was maybe firefox, but got similar results there. Fucking Hiro.

PAN

/gif/ and /wsg/ are tanking the servers and Hiro doesn't have a clue what to do about it

get rid of them altogether at this point. It's pure porn, reposts, and potentially damaging copyright infringement shit with the music being shared in webm form.

I use it when i need a quick fap and a 13 second long clip will do it for me, but it wouldn't affect me in any way if it was gone

I dont 'gree with you

is this just a meme or does anyone call it 'za?
I dont see why not its easier than pizza
like www (double-yoo double-yoo double-yoo) is easier than www (world wide web)?

>like www (double-yoo double-yoo double-yoo) is easier than www (world wide web)?

Generally when someone says that, it's because they are speaking a website address out loud.
If people said world wide web, you'd have countless morons trying to go to worldwideweb.youtube.com

In normal conversation it's 'the internet'.
And I'm not sure how you're confused over a simple matter of one syllable vs. two.

What would Gordon Ramsay think of Jack's pizza?