Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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surprised a new thread was made

You just had to make the OP such a lewd image.

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Welcome back

i know those guys solely because they made groundhog and nothing else

Just wait until I become Emperor of Japan, I will restore power back into the Emperor and execute everyone who distributes degenerate anime such as these in the thread. It may not be for a while, but I promise for the glory of our people that you people will one day experience fear and suffering which this world has never seen before.
Screencap this, there will be a happening. It will take years, but there will be a happening.

i wanna see someone attempt this.
and forget taking years, it would be decades if its even possible.

These threads have people from all over the world. You think you're going to become emperor of a small island nation with no (real) standing military, and then engage in an action that's tantamount to declaring war on the entire world?
10/10 would military strategist again

>Chen is being nice
I-I really don't know how to feel about this

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what

Something something gundams.

They're pretty influential on brostep/dnb scene and also "discovered" Posij, who has some really neat experimental tracks.

It means ''I'm Alice, I have depression and I need help''.

Is like a hidden message.

Nani?!

then i guess i gotta google their shit more.
anyone else youd reccomend?

uh

*body explosion noises*

Yea, [insert 500 artists]. Like literally any recommendation or do you want similar music?
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So who's the new girl?

i would say similar shit, but im going to bed so dont bother. night

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Eldridge, the patrician loli from Azur Lane. Hey look, she has blonde twintails like Shizuzu.

Nini.

>playing DDLC again
>Act 3 (I think)
>Just Monika scene
>tries to guess my real name
>tfw I put my real first name in as my character name
In Japan, the military is literally illegal. JSDF isnt an army

>japan
>small island
Honshu is the seventh largest island in the world.

Shut up, dick head Waifu is best Waifu.

Thats actually cute. What the dicks.

Is it bad that I read it like "Shut up, dick head. Waifu is best Waifu."

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>build up technology and make bad ass gundam robits with bazookas for hands.
>also make soldier with cybernetic bodies, like the ones in GitS
>in fact get those adorable tanks in there too
>get intel where America keeps their nukes and shit
>Conquer South Korea (again)
>Take over the Pacific Islands and shit
>Form alliance with North Korea, assist them with Russia and shit
>Russia is removed from power, Putin's head hangs from my mantle.
>subjugate russians and use them against China
>Travel to Moscow and take over European Russia.
>Take over the other slavic states and shit.
>Take down/subjugate the Germans
>France surrenders, noticing our immense military power
>On the Pacific Front, take over Hawaii
>Subjugated Russians cross the Bering Straight and China through the Aluetian Islands.
>Japs in Europe conquer the UK
>We ally with brazil
>Brazil and frends march into America's south border
>Europe nips ship through the Atlantic
>the US is surrounded by Axis forces (aka Japan and co.)
>Current president (Kanye West) decides to surrender.
>Japan censors shit anime, every channel runs 24/7 Nichijou, Lucky Star, K-ON, JoJo, and potato girls
>shows like cowboy bebop, gits, naruto, db, etc are censored
>any non-compliers shipped to Africa
>totally forget about Australia
>form alliance
>disputes between which Japanese ally gets which territory start
>uprisings occur throughout the world
>one by one japan eliminates their allies/enemies
>whole world (including Africa, all niggers packed into space ship sent into sun) is eventually futuristic tokyo
>except Africa, its rural Japan but in big cities its more suburban
>Emporer of Japan dies, Kanye West (he isn't a nigger so he wasnt sent into the sun) takes over
>Earth entires a Utopian society wherw everyone speaks either regular Japanese or Ebonic Japanese
I can only dream of one such day...

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Wait why the fuck can't I spend the day with Sayori. She was supposed to be one of the three girls I could woo. So why only let me choose between Yuri and Natsuki?

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bored

Stalk me bby

Probably fucked up with Sayori and she doesn't want to spend time with you

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I don't know what to do for Valentine's day

Okay who are you?

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I didn't even get one of her CGs. Even though the last poem got mostly Sayori likes, they paired me up with Yuri and then I spent sunday with Natsuki

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Write a poem for your waifu.

my loo

I'm going to leave for now... bye

I have to go, I'm scared

>those quad-dubs

Have fun in whatever you're doing!

bye boy

what are you scared of?

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Do you think it was because I said that I would walk home with natsuki?

Do not watch Green Green. This piece of shit took too much of my life. If you ever get recommended this show, burn whoever gave you the recommendation because they clearly wish nothing but immense pain for you. I have seen some bad anime, but I now have a new "worst" anime. Sayori wouldn't even deserve this fate.
>Kanbaru

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What do you mean bad? Whats bad about it? Or is it emotional as hell?

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It is objectively bad. Here: This is episode one, just flip through it and you will understand. It doesn't get better either.
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This is delightfully terrible, gonna watch mote. Any other bad anime recommendations?

No idea, never played it. I was basing my assumption on other VN's

Y-you actually. You're going to watch more of that? Who hurt you? and none atm; I usually dont watch bad ones past realizing they're shit. I don't know what drove me to complete this one

oh shit i think i've actually seen the first episode of that many years ago
it's probably not the worst though, just seems like the average ecchi anime to me

Bloodivores

I collect kusoge and love shitty movies like birdemic. Helps the alcohol go down smoothly.

Thank you kind sir.

Satori a cute.

i don't really like the komeiji sisters that much

>it didn't work this time either

Oh...
Why? Just don't like them in general?

I love that feeling of just "Ohhh shit! I've seen this!", and yeah, it is pretty average. But what makes it the worst for me is that it's just so painfully expected and cliched. I really haven't purposefully watched many bad ones though.
I suppose when you go into knowing it is shit you can at least see the humor. Especially when drinking or smoking, but I got this as an actual recommendation from someone. Not sure if they didn't intentionally waste my time though. Gonna have to drill him next time I see him

what didn't work?

yeah i don't really know why really
i don't like the scarlet sisters because of their personality and popularity mostly, but i hardly know anything about the komeiji sisters beyond their appearance
just a baseless grudge i guess

all ecchi is painfully cliche like that
sometimes i wonder if there actually exist people that enjoy such things, and how nice it must be to be able to enjoy something that bad

Eliciting a response from

ah
why is that a thing anyway?

Claiming best girl.

>scarlet devil trips
Hmm... That's understandable.

Cute.

Hi Saya.

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They don't don't respond to most anyone for whatever reason. I just reply to them once in awhile to see if they will to me.

Nou

what an amazing coincidence

oh so you don't know why they don't respond
i remember when they did respond to people so i'm curious as to why they still post yet don't respond

Its too early for this shit.
>>Claimed

Hai Vali.
Sup?

How so

Indeed I do not; I'm curious about the reason myself.

Why up so early? Go back to sleep.

It's 530 AM, and I think I was posting here 4 and a half hours ago? Way too early.
I wish, gotta get up and go to work though

Oof, that's an early wake up. Get some caffeine in yourself or something.

I'm heading out for my doctors appointment now, have a good one.

Take care!!

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Well that sounds like a personal problem tbqh

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Chen, say something.

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Rate how I sing.
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morning

Morning, im sono, im hiding from aikawa

sorry to hear that. Bad fight?

It is it is.

Good morning, how are ya?

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Morning

She's kind of psychotic and I don't want to deal.
How's your morning?

that is an awesome panel/image

good morning. I am...well good but crazy tired. I feel like I just slept a decade

Morning Saya!

oh...well then don't deal...good choice

it's well thanks

you?

I fucked up so bad, I gave my brother the wrong Metrocard, I hope he's not late for his job interview

Metrocard? Is this something you couldn't pay for at the place?

Yeah but he didn't have any money atm
>everything went on christmas gifts

I'm assuming the metrcocard is prepaid for public transportation?

Aqua claimed

And you'll be right.

Omg, I can't really blame anyone but myself. I'm in my brother's bedroom while he's in my apartment because it's closer to the subway. And his room is full of old Metrocards so I got them mixed up