Quick question

Quick question
Who are you?
5 words
No names of people or places

I am a complete failure

I build and fix things

consciousness in a shitty container

At least you can follow instructions

Exorcist father that lost ambition

Just another mentally ill person

I am a dirty nigger

Conscious living, breathing, walking cancer.

I am gay, gay, gay
I like long, big cox
I am super super gay
I like long, big cox

A sexually confused depressed darkie

Give me your steam account or email. Now.

i sit at home alone

I'm:
Too lazy to kill myself

No, why

The hand that masturbates thoughtfully

Bob?

I'm Nobody, who are you?

>Give me your steam account or email. Now.

Sure
[email protected]

I said now, user. No use in arguing.

Box car. Jug of wine

the hands free fapping man

I'm in love with one of those. Want to eat ice cream and talk like faggots to each other?

Sent you a friend request and farmville invite

[email protected]

A constant personality existential crisis

I've never laughed in a long time. Thanks user

I miss my brown girlfriend

Did you delete your post? You fucker i was trying to get the email...

I am broken and ashamed

do you even english bro??

What is alcohol

Ice cream and talking like faggots. Sign me up!

I make money move easy

Really really really really gay.

Are you going to at le

^_^

I am nobody and everybody.

You better give me your email or steam faggot.

someone who plays with others

I'll start it up, eventually.

I dunno, just some guy

Creamy dreamy steamy memey

A guy who hates working.

a failure of a man

alcohol, depression, genius, selfdestroying, me

I break every rule I can find

My name is John Cena!

a goddamn fucking stupid faggot

i me guy go interntet

i really wish i knew

Lazy shit that need change!

Jetsons erotic fan fiction enthusiast

I am taking a shit.

A bored, scared, soon unemployed fool.

...

>alcohol, depression, genius, self destroying

oh shit I didn't realise I was on /sci/

Nice retort faggot

Why am I still trying

Faggot

Curious, anxious, happily in love

...

I am one of billions

A function, not yet complete.